1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:03,902 Go. In the door. 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:04,937 Push! 3 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:06,672 Oh, God. Push. 4 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:07,706 No no no! Turn it around. 5 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:08,707 Turn it around. You're breaking... 6 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:09,708 Shove it through! 7 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,110 You shove it. 8 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,311 Shove it back! 9 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,348 Here we go. 10 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,251 Don't break the branches, Dwight. 11 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,855 Ah, I got a splinter. 12 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,923 Well, suck it up. We all have problems. 13 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,225 Hey, everybody! 14 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,760 Look what we have! 15 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,064 Nice, huh? 16 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,766 I've got it leveraged. Push! 17 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:37,236 One, two, three! 18 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:38,437 Ah! 19 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,440 Merry Christmas! 20 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,446 Did it work? 21 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,748 Well, sort of. 22 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,617 Why did you get it so big? 23 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,986 That's what she said. 24 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,189 And B: I wanted it to be impressive. 25 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,457 The biggest day of the year 26 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,025 deserves the biggest tree of the year. 27 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:35,427 But what are we gonna do with this hacked off part? 28 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,497 Well, that is perfectly good mini tree, Kevin. 29 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,500 And we are going to sell that to charity. 30 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,502 That's what Christmas is all about. 31 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,145 So this year, for the first time ever, 32 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,714 I got Pam in Secret Santa. 33 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,316 And I got her this teapot 34 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,485 which I know she really wants. 35 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:00,853 So she can make tea at her desk, 36 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:03,555 but I'm also gonna stuff it with some inside jokes. 37 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:07,326 Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. 38 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,727 She saw it at the party. 39 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,963 And it really makes her laugh. 40 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,364 I'm not sure why. 41 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,299 Um, what else? 42 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,169 Ooh, this is a hot sauce packet. 43 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:20,139 She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago 44 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:23,108 because she thought it was catsup. 45 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:27,112 And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. 46 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:29,481 This would take a little too long to explain. 47 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,250 So I won't. 48 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,152 And this is a card. 49 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:37,689 Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel. 50 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,027 Is there anything we're missing? 51 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:43,896 Phyllis, you got the lights? 52 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,497 Yes, I got those cute little ones. 53 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,800 Do you think I should have gotten the big ones? 54 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,702 We'll see. 55 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:53,906 Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. 56 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,073 Her memo said that we need to 57 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:58,410 prepare for every possible disaster. 58 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:03,515 Which, to me, seems... excessive. 59 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,984 Merry Christmas! 60 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,453 Ho ho ho! Pimp! 61 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:10,155 I'm kidding! 62 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,156 What do we got? What do we got? 63 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,524 How many plates are we getting? 64 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,692 50. Ooh, double it. 65 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,993 Double everything. Double ice cream. 66 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:16,728 Double napkins. Double it. 67 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,463 On me. 68 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,665 It was a tough year. 69 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,366 I had to fire somebody this year. 70 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,902 This party has to really rock. 71 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,938 Check it out. 72 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,573 Christmas bonus, 3,000 Gs. 73 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:31,243 I got this for helping save the company money. 74 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,244 So I guess some good came out of 75 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:33,812 firing Devin after all. 76 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,815 Maybe I should call him, tell him that. 77 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,717 I want people to cut loose. 78 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,851 I want people... 79 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,420 making out in closets. 80 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:45,691 I want people hanging from the ceilings, 81 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:46,959 lampshades on the heads. 82 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:50,028 I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. 83 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,964 And also, I want you to know, 84 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:52,965 and spread the word, 85 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,233 that I will have my digital camera. 86 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:57,369 And I will be taking pictures all the way. 87 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,104 And the best and craziest thing that happens 88 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,839 will be on the cover of the newsletter. 89 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:01,907 Incentive. 90 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,108 You do realize 91 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,243 that we can't serve liquor at the party. 92 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,678 Yeah, I know. Dammit. 93 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,614 Stupid corporate wet blankets. 94 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:09,982 Like booze ever killed anybody. 95 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:13,318 One, two, three. 96 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,522 You guys should use a hand truck. 97 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,824 Do we have one? 98 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:20,792 No. 99 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,497 Will you help me? 100 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,232 No! 101 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,234 No way. It... no. 102 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:30,402 Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat. 103 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,403 For just a couple of hours. 104 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,404 You wanna be Santa? Yeah. 105 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,939 Have you ever seen Santa? 106 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,575 Yeah, I've seen Santa. Who cares? 107 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:37,709 Well, I'm sorry. 108 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,177 It just doesn't work. 109 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,647 Michael, I would like to be the elf. 110 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,783 That makes sense, because he has elfish features. 111 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,086 Okay, everyone, listen up! 112 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,756 It is time to get your presents, 113 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:57,429 wrap them, and place them under the tree like so. 114 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,131 If you do not get your present 115 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,632 wrapped and under the tree 116 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,168 within the next five minutes... 117 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,904 you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. 118 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,739 All right? No exceptions. 119 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:08,974 Except Michael. 120 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,375 I got Angela. 121 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,813 She's into these posters of babies 122 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,114 dressed as adults. 123 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,783 I got her one of those. 124 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:21,019 I felt kind of weird buying that. 125 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,154 I got Creed. 126 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,255 And to tell you the truth, 127 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:24,923 I don't know anything about Creed. 128 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,058 I know his name's Creed. 129 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,693 I know he works right over there. 130 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,594 I think he's Irish and I... 131 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,431 I got him this shamrock keychain. 132 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,636 I got myself for Secret Santa. 133 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,371 I was supposed to tell somebody, 134 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,872 but I didn't. 135 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,675 You get something good this year? 136 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,611 Uh, I think I did a pretty good job. 137 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,980 Yeah? Who'd you have? 138 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,682 I can't tell you, 'cause it's a secret. 139 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,517 I think I got something pretty nice for my guy. 140 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,819 Yeah? Spent a lot of dough. 141 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:55,320 A lot of dough. Wow. 142 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:57,723 Well, there's a $20 limit, right? 143 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,558 Yeah, I wanted this party to be really special 144 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,360 so I sorta went above and beyond. 145 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:03,061 That's great... well, don't tell me who it is... 146 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,596 It was Ryan! 147 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:07,499 Yep, I have Ryan. 148 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,067 Gather 'round. 149 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,535 Secret Santa. Let's go. 150 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,237 Let's go. Come on. 151 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,172 Stanley... no, I'm gonna handle the cord, okay? 152 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,374 Safety reasons. 153 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:16,775 I know how to plug something in. 154 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,210 I wanna do it. 155 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:21,646 All right, let's count it down 156 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:22,714 like Rockefeller Center. 157 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,549 Ready? 158 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,753 Three, two, one. 159 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,555 Yeah! 160 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,957 Not great. 161 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:34,960 Sorry, everybody. 162 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,962 I think the tree looks nice. 163 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,864 Hey, I could get some flares from my car. 164 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:39,998 No, no. 165 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,032 Shake it off, everybody. 166 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,467 Just... let's do Secret Santa. 167 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,337 Presents are the best way to show someone 168 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:46,671 how much you care. 169 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,640 It is like this tangible thing 170 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,409 that you can point to and say, 171 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,144 "Hey, man, I love you... 172 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:53,812 this many dollars worth." 173 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,181 First present, Oscar. 174 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,720 A shower radio, neat. 175 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:02,721 Oh, great, that was from me. 176 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:03,789 Thanks, Kelly. 177 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,123 You know, I was gonna get one of these... 178 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,158 Okay, okay, that's enough. 179 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,659 Let's keep it moving on. 180 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:08,794 Jim. 181 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:09,895 Oh, cool. 182 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,167 That's from me. 183 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:18,170 Great. Where'd you get it? 184 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:20,772 I don't know, it was so long ago. 185 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,941 He obviously forgot to get me something. 186 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,075 And then he went into his closet 187 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,445 and dug out this little number. 188 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,013 And then threw it in a bag. 189 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,148 Yep, that's exactly what happened. 190 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,317 Pam. 191 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,492 Oh, my God! 192 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,029 Thank you very much, Santa. 193 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,431 Whoever you are. It's awesome. 194 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,999 There's a little more to it. 195 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,100 All right, next. 196 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,235 Ryan. 197 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,336 No! 198 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:58,477 Whoa. Video iPod. 199 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:01,313 Ho ho, wow, geez. 200 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,481 Somebody really got carried away 201 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,949 with the spirit of Christmas. 202 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,250 It was me. 203 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,985 I got carried away with the spirit. 204 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,355 Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gifts? 205 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,090 This is 400 bucks. 206 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,792 You don't know that. 207 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,193 Yeah, you left the price on. 208 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,062 I did... what? Oh, shoot. 209 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,096 Wow, okay. 210 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,631 Well, who cares? 211 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,899 It doesn't matter what I spent. 212 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,368 What matters is that Christmas is fun, right? 213 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,371 Michael. 214 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,974 Oh, hey. For me? 215 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,610 What is in here? 216 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,447 Oh, come on. 217 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:36,882 I knitted it for you. 218 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,717 An oven mitt? 219 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,389 So Phyllis is basically saying, 220 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,557 "Hey, Michael, I know you did a lot 221 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:46,925 "to help the office this year. 222 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,226 "But I only care about you 223 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,896 a homemade oven mitt's worth." 224 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,331 I gave Ryan an iPod. 225 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:59,137 Uh, should we just keep opening up the presents? 226 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,472 We don't do anything 227 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,274 until Michael gives us further instructions. 228 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,580 I got it! 229 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:12,017 We are going to turn Secret Santa 230 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,885 into Yankee Swap! 231 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,453 What is Yankee Swap? 232 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,089 One person chooses a gift. 233 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,659 The next person can either choose a gift 234 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,528 or steal that person's gift. 235 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,363 If your gift gets stolen, then you can 236 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,099 steal someone else's gift or choose a new gift. 237 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,268 I thought that was called Nasty Christmas. 238 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,137 Yeah, we call it White Elephant. 239 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,738 Well, I call it fun! 240 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,040 Why are we doing this? 241 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,142 Because it's better. Because it's more special. 242 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,243 It sounds mean. 243 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,377 Shut... 244 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,645 No... it's not. 245 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:41,713 Okay, just give it a shot. 246 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,781 Michael should have asked 247 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,716 the party planning committee first. 248 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,850 He's not just supposed to just 249 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,153 spring things on us out of nowhere. 250 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:55,560 Okay, Meredith is up first. 251 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,228 Here's the deal. 252 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,997 You can either pick a new gift, 253 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,266 or you can steal somebody else's gift 254 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,400 they've already gotten. 255 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,435 Like the oven mitt. 256 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,371 I'll take the teapot. 257 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,539 Oh, shouldn't we... 258 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:09,374 I bought that specifically for Pam. 259 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,542 Yaaankee Swap. 260 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,644 That's what makes it fun. 261 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,212 Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now. 262 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,513 I'll take the iPod. 263 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,617 And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice? 264 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,151 Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, 265 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,886 the old shirt, or the shower radio. 266 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,622 Or pick a new gift. 267 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,368 That was meant for Kelly. 268 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,535 Yeah, I figured. 269 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,577 I think this is going great. 270 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:54,919 Yikes. 271 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:57,722 Well, it's for Angela, so... 272 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,626 That's like the creepiest thing 273 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,194 that I've ever seen. 274 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,295 Angela, you're up. 275 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,300 I'll take the poster. 276 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,972 Some people like these. 277 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,974 I will steal the iPod. 278 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:18,476 Everyone wants the iPod. 279 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,078 It is a huge hit. 280 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,614 It is almost a Christmas miracle. 281 00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:26,317 Ah, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, 282 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,086 you have the next turn. 283 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,423 I'll take the teapot. 284 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:32,457 Dammit. 285 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,925 Okay, moving along, 286 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,293 Meredith, let's go. 287 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,429 I really want the iPod. 288 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,763 A-ca-ca-ca. It's already been stolen 289 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,198 this round, pick something else. 290 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,500 I hope nobody takes this baby, 291 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,802 'cause this is great. 292 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:47,138 Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. 293 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,541 Somebody really put a lot of work into that. 294 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,642 It's beautiful. 295 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,377 I'll take the oven mitt. 296 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,814 Ssssssssucka! 297 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,883 See, I wanted somebody to take it. 298 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,885 Boom. Reverse psychology. 299 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,888 Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. 300 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,490 I don't know if you guys know about it. 301 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,393 But, basically, you make someone think 302 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,096 the opposite of what you believe. 303 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:14,733 And that tricks them into doing something stupid. 304 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,967 Works like a charm. 305 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,442 In addition to these paint ball pellets, 306 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,178 your gift includes two paintball lessons 307 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,513 with Dwight Shroot. 308 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,449 You and me, Michael. Yes! 309 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:36,855 Who wants to take paintball lessons? 310 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,323 How is that better than an iPod? 311 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,825 I never said it was better than an iPod. 312 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,930 Michael keeps bragging about his iPod. 313 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,599 But, you know what? 314 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,000 Two paintball lessons with someone 315 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,068 as experienced as I am, 316 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,537 is worth, easily, like, two grand. 317 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,572 Take, that, Saddam. 318 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,474 Last gift, Kevin. 319 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,576 I want the footbath. 320 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,114 That's the thing I bought myself. 321 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,550 I'm really psyched to use it. 322 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,389 Maybe I should have taken the iPod. 323 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,293 Oh, shoot. 324 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,062 Pam, steal something or pick the final gift. 325 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,165 I want the iPod. Dammit. 326 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,466 Sure you don't want the teapot? 327 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,769 I mean, it's an iPod. 328 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,904 Right. Sorry. 329 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,405 No no, definitely. 330 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,376 Okay, well, I guess I will take 331 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,611 that book of short stories. 332 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,779 Yes! There you go. 333 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:38,082 I want the teapot. Gracias. 334 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,417 You gotta be kidding me. 335 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:44,355 Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets... 336 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,592 Christmas. 337 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,829 What is she so upset about? 338 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,797 Maybe because you hated her present so much. 339 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,600 Come on... I think Yankee Swap was a big hit. 340 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,868 I think it was a success. 341 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:57,969 And I'm the one who ended up 342 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,437 with Dwight's stupid paint ball pellets. 343 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,738 Yeah, but Michael, the point is 344 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,674 is that we all bought gifts for specific people. 345 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,442 And you should have just bought a $20 gift 346 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,543 like everyone else. 347 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,412 Well, I didn't! 348 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,581 I got a big bonus because I fired Devin, 349 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,115 and I used the money to buy something awesome. 350 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,183 Sue me! 351 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,787 You got a bonus check? 352 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:16,888 How much? 353 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,090 Uh, it wasn't... 354 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,625 It wasn't that much. 355 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,293 It was 3,000. 356 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,062 All right, I'm done now. 357 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:28,967 Unbelievable. 358 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,069 I do the nicest thing that anyone's ever done 359 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,770 for these people and they freak out. 360 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,939 Well, happy birthday, Jesus. 361 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,374 Sorry your party's so lame. 362 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,880 That comes to 166.41. 363 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,314 All right, now, you're the expert. 364 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,783 Is this enough to get 20 people plastered? 365 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,354 15 bottles of vodka? 366 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,688 Yeah, that should do it. 367 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,457 Cool cool, box it up. 368 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,068 I bought this teapot for Pam, 369 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,436 and I know she really wants it. 370 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,537 So can I trade you for it? 371 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,705 No trades. Come on. 372 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,375 It's a shamrock keychain. Good luck. 373 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,644 A real man makes his own luck. 374 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,445 Billy Zane, Titanic. 375 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,980 Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. 376 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,815 Can I buy it from you? 377 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,984 No, I want it. I'm going to use it. 378 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,019 You don't even drink tea. 379 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,488 True, but I get sinus infections. 380 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,956 And sinus infections can be cured 381 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,125 by making a tea from green tea leaf stems 382 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,694 and pouring it directly into your nose like so. 383 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,299 To think that my gift to Pam 384 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,734 will be used for that... 385 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,869 it's a little too much to handle. 386 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,771 It's a little too much to handle. 387 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,105 This is awesome. 388 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,807 I know, it's totally gonna change the way 389 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,942 I work out. 390 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,443 Yeah, and I was gonna get you one of these 391 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,445 for Christmas. Now I don't have to. 392 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,546 I'm gonna save a ton of money. 393 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,681 So what are you gonna get me instead? 394 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,815 I don't know. 395 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,017 Probably like a sweater or something. 396 00:15:55,788 --> 00:16:00,291 Uh oh, looks like Santa was a little naughty. 397 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,627 What is that? 398 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,996 This is Christmas spirit. 399 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,998 As in spirits. Booze. 400 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,599 We can drink? 401 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,935 We're really not supposed to serve alcohol. 402 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,136 Zip it, Toby. 403 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,539 Just... I mean, it's a party, come on. 404 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,174 If I can't throw a good party for my employees, 405 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,342 then I am a terrible boss. 406 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,179 Who wants a drink? Me, please. 407 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,380 Go! Here we go! 408 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,117 The deal is that this is my last hurrah. 409 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,119 'Cause I made a New Year's resolution 410 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,922 that I'm not gonna drink anymore 411 00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,256 during the week. 412 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,958 Hi, guys. 413 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,460 Uh, does everyone know my boyfriend 414 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:36,561 Bob Vance? 415 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,029 Kevin Malone. 416 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,098 Bob Vance. Vance refrigeration. 417 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,232 Stanley Hudson. 418 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,034 Bob Vance. Vance refrigeration. 419 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,435 Ryan Howard. Bob Vance. 420 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,603 Vance refrigeration. 421 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:47,905 What line of work are you in, Bob? 422 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,140 What line of work are you in, Bob? 423 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:54,012 I got... I lost Culpepper at TO, it was over, man. 424 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,080 Oh yeah, I need McNabb and Deon Branch 425 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,849 to have big games or else I'm done. 426 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,350 It's possible. 427 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,352 I can't believe you traded Sean Alexander, man. 428 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,553 I had to, I needed defense. 429 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,088 Come on! Sean Alexander? 430 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,456 He's the best back in the league! 431 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,892 Defense. Oh, no, that's not worth it. 432 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:08,926 It is worth it. 433 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,895 Are you kidding? You wait. 434 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,831 Anybody making out in here? 435 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,900 No yet, give it time. 436 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,001 Oh, hey, Ebenezer. 437 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,002 Boink. 438 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,737 Okay, how's it going in here? 439 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,905 We're running low on cups. 440 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,206 Do you want me to just run out and... 441 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,307 No no no no no. 442 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,776 We'll find some. Don't leave the party. 443 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:27,578 One, two, three! 444 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,083 Gaah! Ho ho ho! 445 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,752 Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee! 446 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,855 Oh, no, I really did not do anything. 447 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,257 No false modesty, my friend. 448 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,196 You know, you don't have to answer calls 449 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,597 during a party. 450 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,666 Just thought you should know. 451 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,836 No, I was just, um, checking out my present. 452 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,741 I traded with Dwight. 453 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,610 Um, just... I figured, you know, 454 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,879 you went to a lot of trouble and that means a lot. 455 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:06,350 And also Roy got me an iPod 456 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:09,620 or was going to get me an iPod, so... 457 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,622 Well, either way. 458 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,026 This is an amazing gift because it comes with 459 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,494 bonus gifts. 460 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,362 Look inside. 461 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,836 Oh, my God! 462 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,338 The yearbook picture! 463 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,775 Yeah, I think I made the right choice. 464 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,512 Oh, my God. This is incredible. 465 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,214 Is this the bottle timer? 466 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,515 I didn't think you were gonna get that one. 467 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,117 I really didn't know. 468 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,420 This is so awesome. 469 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,621 Not bad... and if it couldn't go to Ryan, 470 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,990 you are the guy I'd want it to go to. 471 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,291 Thank you. You're welcome. 472 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,360 Merry Christmas, Asswipe. No way! 473 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,797 Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! 474 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,499 Yes! 475 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,901 Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen. 476 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,336 What's up, my nerds? 477 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,571 Check it out! Oh, no. 478 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,973 Oh, look at that! 479 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,741 Icing on the cake! 480 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,244 Pacman need a drinky. 481 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,245 Oh, let's fix you up. 482 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,646 Who wants to fix up... Toby? 483 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,981 Toby's gonna fix you up. 484 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,649 Whoo! Yeah. 485 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,323 Daryl, here you go. 486 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,391 You earned it. 487 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:20,391 That's okay, Mike. 488 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,161 No no no no no, I really want you to have it. 489 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,563 All right. Thanks, man. 490 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,532 Hey, Merry Christmas. 491 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,402 Whose butt is that? 492 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,204 Mine. 493 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,239 Oh, how did I not guess that? 494 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,242 Lampshade on the head! 495 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,744 It's happening! 496 00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:53,257 Hey. Oh, hello there. 497 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,027 What are you doing? 498 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,229 I don't know. 499 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,198 You shouldn't do things like that. 500 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,832 The man is supposed to do that. 501 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,080 Thanks for the party, Michael. 502 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,516 Listen up, we're going to Poor Richards. 503 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,984 Who's in? I'm in. 504 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,087 Yes. Michael? 505 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,822 Poor Richards? 506 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,290 Yeah, that sounds good. 507 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,759 Christmas is awesome. 508 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,961 First of all, 509 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,663 you get to spend time with people you love. 510 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,498 Secondly, you can get drunk 511 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,234 and no one can say anything. 512 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,736 Third, you give presents. 513 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,737 What's better than giving presents? 514 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,273 And fourth, getting presents. 515 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,307 So four things. 516 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,609 Not bad for one day. 517 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,945 It's really the greatest day of all time. 518 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,883 Hey, Meredith, heading over to Poor Richard's? 519 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,553 Yep. Cool cool cool. 520 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,022 You need a ride? 521 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,967 All right, let's head out. 522 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,769 Sounds good. Do you have a coat? 523 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,104 Yeah. 524 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,672 Ohhhhhhkay.