1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,869 Oh, hey, Kevin. Nice of you to join us. 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,137 Where were you? 3 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:07,406 My tire blew out on the way here, Michael. 4 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:08,707 Uh-huh. I almost died. 5 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:10,075 I went into this skid... 6 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:11,910 Pop quiz. What? 7 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,278 Why is today a special day? 8 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,813 I almost died. 9 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,181 Today is a special day 10 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:19,018 because I am being honored 11 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:23,389 as a visiting professor... 12 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,325 special lecturer emeritus... 13 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:27,960 How did you... How did you put it? 14 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:29,261 You will be a guest speaker 15 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,996 in my Emerging Enterprises class. 16 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:34,400 In business school, Kevin. 17 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,635 Business school. Wow. 18 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,170 If you bring your boss to class, 19 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:41,540 it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. 20 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,075 So... 21 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:47,279 I'd be stupid not to do it, right? 22 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,648 A boss is like a teacher. 23 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,351 And I am like the cool teacher. 24 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,119 Like Mr. Handell. 25 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:56,722 Mr. Handell would hang out with us. 26 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,224 And he would tell us awesome jokes. 27 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,994 And he actually hooked up with one of the students. 28 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:05,397 Um, and then like 12 other kids came forward. 29 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,233 It was in all the papers. 30 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,369 Really ruined eighth grade for us. 31 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,760 Here we go. College road show. 32 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,929 Gotta bring our A game. 33 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,497 What is the most inspiring thing 34 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,998 I ever said to you? 35 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,535 "Don't be an idiot." Changed my life. 36 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,771 Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 37 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,339 "Would an idiot do that?" 38 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,742 And if they would, I do not do that thing. 39 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,612 Will they throw their hats, you think? 40 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,980 What? 41 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:58,784 A lot times at a school or naval academy, 42 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,386 after a rousing speech, the crowd will throw its hats 43 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,554 high into the air. 44 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,356 You understand nobody's graduating. 45 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,691 Yeah, I know, I know. 46 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,025 I'm just saying, if they did throw their hats, 47 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:10,229 I've got a great line for that. 48 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:14,933 May your hats fly as high as your dreams. 49 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,771 Thought it was a pretty good line. 50 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:22,574 Just... it doesn't apply. 51 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,610 I understand. Wow. 52 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:26,778 Relax, spazzy boy. 53 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,280 Sometimes you're such a little spazz! 54 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,648 God, I'm driving! 55 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,517 Quit it! We have fun. 56 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:34,653 I can't wait for your art show tonight. 57 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,021 Okay, just so you know, 58 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:37,322 it's just the students from my class 59 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,991 in a little studio. 60 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:40,092 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 61 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:41,460 Thanks. 62 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:44,096 I'm really happy to be back with Roy. 63 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:47,032 I think it shows maturity. 64 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:50,569 Maturity and dignity. 65 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:51,970 Is that braggy? 66 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,406 I don't mean it to be braggy. 67 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:57,409 Love you. You too. 68 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:00,679 Pam's with Roy. I'm with Karen. 69 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,382 And Brangelina is with Frangelina. 70 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,552 Moving on. 71 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:08,420 I can't believe you're back together with Roy. 72 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,055 Oh, yeah. 73 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,257 We have such a solid foundation, you know. 74 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,760 Oh, my God. You're so in love now. 75 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:15,961 Yeah. 76 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,597 Oh, you should come to my art show, by the way. 77 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,332 Oh, art show. 78 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,900 I mean, it's not a big deal. 79 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,235 But I think a lot of people 80 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,836 from the office are gonna be there. 81 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,772 Oh, yeah. 82 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,775 Definitely I'll be there, for sure. 83 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,345 Campus. 84 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:35,447 Brings back so many memories... 85 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,482 that I would've made. 86 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,651 Hey, Frisbee. Check that out... oh! 87 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,887 What do you say we get our Fris on 88 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,322 before class, huh? 89 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,427 Yeah! Woo! 90 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,497 Dude. 91 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,040 Oh, my God. 92 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,815 Animal stool. 93 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,061 Dwight, what are you doing? 94 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:25,264 Solving a mystery, if that's quite all right with you. 95 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:35,641 Come to papa. 96 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,909 Okay, ladies and gentlemen. 97 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,711 What we have here is a bird 98 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,581 that has been trapped in a vent. 99 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,583 Fortunately, I have found it before... 100 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,385 Bat! Bat! 101 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,620 Bat! Bat! 102 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,455 Oh, my God. 103 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,391 Bat! 104 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:55,027 No, everyone remain calm! 105 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:58,730 There it goes! 106 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,198 Good-bye. 107 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,107 Okay, this is it. 108 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,443 Ryan is doing my intro right now. 109 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:14,680 Dunder Mifflin can't compete with the modern chains, 110 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:18,450 and management is unwilling or unable to adapt. 111 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,718 Their customers are dying off... 112 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,088 I can't hear what he's saying, 113 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,157 but he looks like he's really into it. 114 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,364 Aah! 115 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,966 We have a bat in the office. 116 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:38,870 The simple solution would be to open a window. 117 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,839 If we had windows that could open. 118 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,909 Poop is raining from the ceilings. 119 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,077 Poop! 120 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:47,779 Okay, thanks. 121 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,615 Animal Control will be here at 6:00. 122 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,351 At 6:00? 123 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,186 No, that is unacceptable. 124 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,154 Okay, Jim, you are the number two in this office. 125 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,623 You need to step up and show some leadership. 126 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,192 I'm sorry, what did you say? 127 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,593 So weird. 128 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,528 What? What's so weird? 129 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,563 The bat. 130 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:05,597 I mean, I know I felt it bite me. 131 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,032 But look, there's no mark. 132 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:10,168 I feel so... 133 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,237 tingly. 134 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,840 So strangely powerful. 135 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,111 Oh, well. 136 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,550 And now, without further ado, 137 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,720 I present the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, 138 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,555 Michael Scott. 139 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,870 Hello, everyone. I am Michael Scott. 140 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,538 Hello, I'm Brandon Hidalgo, 141 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,707 CEO of The Teaching Company... 142 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,677 And I'd like to start today 143 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,913 by inspiring you. 144 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,415 May I borrow 145 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:59,151 someone's textbook, please? 146 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:01,586 Thank you. 147 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:02,821 What have we here? 148 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,756 Ooh, economics. 149 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,260 Very, very interesting. 150 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,566 You cannot learn... 151 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,668 from books. 152 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:20,872 Replace these pages... 153 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,541 with life lessons. 154 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,910 And then... 155 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:29,314 you will have a book... 156 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,617 that is worth its weight in gold. 157 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,320 I know these are expensive, 158 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:38,290 um, but the lesson is priceless. 159 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,092 Good. 160 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,828 All right, I think you're inspired. 161 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:43,829 Shall we proceed? 162 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,765 There are four kinds of business. 163 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:49,167 Tourism. 164 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,069 Food service. 165 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,671 Railroads. 166 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,606 And sales. 167 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:58,610 And hospitals/manufacturing. 168 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,011 And air travel. 169 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,051 This is your job, Halpert. 170 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,118 Ow! 171 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,920 What happened? 172 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,989 That bread on your desk? I just picked it up. 173 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,024 It's white-hot. 174 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,726 But, Jim, 175 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,294 this garlic bread is cold. 176 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,497 What? 177 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,298 No. 178 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,535 It burned me. I... 179 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,136 Bizarre. 180 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:31,343 One crisis at a time. 181 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,245 If a vampire bat was in the U.S., 182 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:36,548 it would make sense for it to come to a "sylvania." 183 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,183 Like Penn-sylvania. 184 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:42,754 Now, that doesn't mean that Jim is gonna become a vampire. 185 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,757 Only that he carries the vampiric germ. 186 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,760 So... you want to start a business? 187 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,262 How do you start? 188 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:51,463 What do you need? 189 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:54,232 Well, first of all, you need a building. 190 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:58,303 And secondly, you need supply. 191 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,705 You need something to sell. 192 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,341 Now, this could be anything. 193 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,645 It could be a thingamajig 194 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,014 or a whosi-whatsi. 195 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:12,517 Or... a "Whatchamacallit." 196 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,556 Now, you need to sell those 197 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:22,527 in order to have a "PayDay." 198 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:26,665 And if you sell enough of them, 199 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:31,603 you will make a "100 Grand." 200 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,640 Satisfied? 201 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,075 Oh, this looks great. 202 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,176 I'd love to be there, 203 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:41,546 but my daughter's play is tonight. 204 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,949 Damn it. 205 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,317 You know, one of the other parents 206 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,751 will probably videotape it. 207 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,387 Oh, no. You should go. 208 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:53,158 Well, it's important to support to local art. 209 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,827 And... and what they do is not art. 210 00:09:57,196 --> 00:10:00,031 Okay, I'm seeing some confused faces out there. 211 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,866 Let me slow down a little bit. 212 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,635 Break this down. 213 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,403 Okay. 214 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,206 The more stickers you sell, the more profit... 215 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,674 fancy word for money... 216 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:12,978 you have to buy PlayStations and Beanie Babies. 217 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,379 Michael... 218 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,847 And products! what we normally do here 219 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,315 is more of a question and answer type thing. 220 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,316 Well, okay. 221 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,351 I was just kind of getting going. 222 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:20,585 Yeah, I know. 223 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,653 Um, all right. 224 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,655 Okay, well, we can do questions. 225 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,390 Very good. First hand up. 226 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,026 Sir, as a company that primarily distributes paper, 227 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,128 how have you adapted your business model 228 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,897 to function in an increasingly paperless world? 229 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:36,501 We can't overestimate the value of computers. 230 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,903 Yes, they are great for playing games 231 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,439 and forwarding funny emails. 232 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:46,211 But real business is done on paper, okay? 233 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,779 Write that down. 234 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,153 Hey, Jim, here's the aspirin you wanted. 235 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,921 Oh, thank God. 236 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,790 I have such a headache from that glare. 237 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,392 What glare? 238 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:02,293 The glare off Angela's crucifix. 239 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:05,296 It's blinding. 240 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,499 I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, 241 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,200 but I have hunted werewolves. 242 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,136 I shot one once, 243 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,871 but by the time I got to it 244 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,840 it had turned back into my neighbor's dog. 245 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,147 Extraordinary events 246 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,382 call for extraordinary actions. 247 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,085 We form an allegiance... Sure. 248 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,954 To use sudden violence. Okay. 249 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,589 Do you have the tools to turn 250 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,392 a wooden mop handle into a stake? 251 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,729 What size? 252 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,097 What do you say to a customer 253 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,965 who wants to leave you for the convenience 254 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,634 and savings of a nationwide chain? 255 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,370 I say, "You will miss our service. 256 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,239 And I absolutely guarantee you'll come back." 257 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,774 Has anyone ever come back? 258 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:52,911 We don't want them back. They're stupid. 259 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,846 How far has your Herfindahl Index declined 260 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,847 since the merger? 261 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:56,981 Nice try. 262 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,183 How's your Polack-says-what index? 263 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,184 What? 264 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,518 Thanks, Kowalski. 265 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,921 Can we get back on track here? 266 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,489 By your own employee's calculation, 267 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,858 you'll be obsolete in the next five to ten years. 268 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,762 Wait, Ryan said that? 269 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,507 What are you doing? 270 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,542 You better not hurt that little bat. 271 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,578 Animals can't feel pain. 272 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,912 Don't hurt that bat, Creed! 273 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,748 It's a living thing with feelings and a family. 274 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,583 Flush him towards the door. 275 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,752 On my go... now! 276 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,753 Bat! 277 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:35,920 Aah! Kill it! 278 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,590 Kill it! Kill it! 279 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,561 I...am a hero. 280 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,499 Yeah, sure, you know business. 281 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:48,900 Sitting up here 282 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,769 in your ivory tower. 283 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,971 And your ebony tower. 284 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,405 But you know what? 285 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,573 I'll tell you one thing. 286 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,842 Dunder Mifflin is here to stay. 287 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,978 But how can you compete against a company 288 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,045 with the resources of a nationwide chain? 289 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,848 David will always beat Goliath. 290 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,116 But there's five Goliaths. 291 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,818 There's Staples, OfficeMax... 292 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,919 Yeah, yeah. 293 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,588 You know what else is facing five Goliaths? 294 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,557 America. 295 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,958 Al-Qaeda. 296 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,794 Global warming. 297 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,030 Sex predators. 298 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,533 Mercury poisoning. 299 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:22,934 So do we just give up? 300 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,370 Is that what we're learning in business school? 301 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,371 But in the big picture... 302 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,473 Dunder Mifflin is the big picture. 303 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,741 Can't you understand that? 304 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,209 No, you can't. 305 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,211 You're too young. 306 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:38,583 Ryan has never made a sale. 307 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,586 And he started a fire 308 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,222 trying to make a cheesy pita. 309 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,624 And everybody thinks he's a tease. 310 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,526 Well, you know what? 311 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,963 He doesn't know anything, and neither do you. 312 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,437 So suck on that! 313 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,560 It wasn't personal. 314 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,862 Business is always personal. 315 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,496 It's the most personal thing in the world. 316 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,131 When we get back to the office, pack your things. 317 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,433 Pack my... You heard me. 318 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,268 Pack your things. 319 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,546 I really want to come out! 320 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,681 Good night, Mary Beth! 321 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,028 So... you're cool to just wait here 322 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,563 for Animal Control? 323 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,331 Animal Control? 324 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,434 I've been controlling animals since I was six. 325 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,937 Cool, okay. 326 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:09,007 I'm gonna go home and lie down. 327 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,341 Draw the shades. 328 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,810 There's just so much sun in here. 329 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,851 Bye, Dwight. 330 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,322 Good-bye, Jim. 331 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,493 And good luck. 332 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:34,098 Jim is on a path now. 333 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,934 An eternal journey. 334 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,136 And I wish him well. 335 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,338 But I have a destiny in this realm. 336 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,275 Specifically... in the kitchen. 337 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,377 And it's all from the same series. 338 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,612 Oh. 339 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,213 Called "Impressions." 340 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,848 Oh. 341 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,216 Not that I would call myself 342 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,052 an Impressionist, per se. 343 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,587 But maybe one day. 344 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,922 I hope so. 345 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,057 Hmm. 346 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,892 I still need, you know, 347 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:03,061 my breakthrough or whatever. 348 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,866 Hey, babe. How are you? 349 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,134 Good. 350 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,970 Look who I brought. My brother, huh? 351 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,738 Hey, Kenny. Hey, Pam. 352 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,540 Hey. 353 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,775 How about this, huh? 354 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:18,910 I show up with my brother, 355 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:22,380 and no one from work is here. 356 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,815 That's pretty cool, huh? 357 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,857 Magic time. 358 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,734 My hair! Aah, get off! 359 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,403 Get off me! Get off me! 360 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,504 Get off me! 361 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,940 Hold still, woman! 362 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,442 Oh, my God, my God! 363 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,787 You're welcome. 364 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,127 It's cool if I go, right? 365 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,461 I mean, I looked at all of them. 366 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,631 Yeah, I'll just... I'll drive myself home. 367 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,933 To my place? 368 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,936 Maybe. I'm a little tired. 369 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,572 Your art was the prettiest art 370 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,141 of all the art. 371 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,677 Thank you. 372 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,480 Look... 373 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,615 I'm sorry, okay? 374 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,984 I was just trying to do my presentation. 375 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,887 And of course I was wrong to suggest 376 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,057 that Dunder Mifflin might ever go out of business. 377 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,825 But you don't have to fire me. 378 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:45,229 Fire you? No, no, no. 379 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,532 You are moving to the annex. 380 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,734 To the annex? 381 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,102 Where Kelly is? 382 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,437 A good manager doesn't fire people. 383 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:57,141 He hires people and inspires people. 384 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,043 People, Ryan. 385 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,714 And people will never go out of business. 386 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,087 You're the one who said we needed more culture. 387 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,188 This is culture to you? 388 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,656 It's her first try. 389 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,592 Yeah, on Van Gogh's first try, 390 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,860 he drew the hands of the peasants. 391 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,662 Meaning what? 392 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,832 Meaning real art takes courage, okay? 393 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,233 And... and honesty. 394 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,534 Well, those aren't Pam's strong points. 395 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,236 Yeah, exactly. 396 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,305 That's why this is motel art. 397 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,845 Thanks for coming. 398 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,461 Pam-casso! Sorry I'm late. 399 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,929 I had to race across town. 400 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,431 Oh, Michael. 401 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,567 Wow! 402 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,703 You did these freehand? 403 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,304 Yep. 404 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,773 My God, these could be tracings. 405 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,208 Oh! 406 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,677 Look at this one. 407 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,412 Wow! 408 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,114 You nailed it. 409 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,220 How much? 410 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,955 What do you mean? 411 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,292 I don't see a price. 412 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,729 Um, you want to buy it? 413 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,897 Well, yeah. 414 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,766 Yeah, we have to have it for the office. 415 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,536 I mean, there's my window. 416 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,137 And there's my car! 417 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,805 Is that your car? 418 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,807 Uh-huh. 419 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,481 That is our building. 420 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,819 And we sell paper. 421 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:57,361 I am really proud of you. 422 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,207 Thank you. 423 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,875 What? 424 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:17,748 Do you have something in your pocket? 425 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,718 A Chunky. 426 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,591 Do you want half? 427 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,192 No, thank you. 428 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,860 Okay. 429 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:33,364 It is a message. 430 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,032 It is an inspiration. 431 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:40,104 It is a source of beauty. 432 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,106 And without paper, 433 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,876 it could not have happened. 434 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,945 Unless you had a camera. 435 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,015 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 436 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,350 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 437 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,684 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 438 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,286 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 439 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,588 It's only temporary, okay? Don't get excited. 440 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,424 I won't, I won't, I won't. 441 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,859 I won't. I won't. 442 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,928 I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't!