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Oh, for god's sake

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Planking is a very stupid
and dangerous trend

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Basically you lie like
a plank in weird places

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That's it.

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Sometimes you get run over

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Welcome to the Internet

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Planking is one of
those things where

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hey, you either
get it or you don't

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And I don't. But I am so
excited to be a part of it.

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After you
my good sir

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No, I insist

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The search committee
finally decided,

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after a lot of deliberation

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on Robert California
for the manager position

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Who took one look
around and left.

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He drove down to Florida and
convinced Jo to make him C.E.O

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C.E.O. Her own job

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He talked her
out of her own job

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and I don't really know
how someone does that

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but anyway then the
position was his to fill

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and he chose

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It's unbelievable

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True. I may have
been tee second choice,

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but I was the first
choice's first choice.

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And about Dwight,

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have some resentment
about not getting the job

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so I sat him down
and we had a talk

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And I told him, "I need a
really strong number two

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"I want you to
be my enforcer.'

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Smart, right?
Very smart

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This has got to stop

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Hey! Kevin

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Yeah, at first I was
really disappointed

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But I've got a great daily
routine going right now

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I've upped my karate
to eight times a week.

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I've added boxing at
lunches and on weekends,

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I do kick-boxing three times a
week, Krav Maga four times a week,

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an hour of meditation
every morning at sunrise,

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and again at sunset.

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So yeah
I'm doing great

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I'm going to need
some help. Pam?

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Oh, yeah. Pregnant

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Right here.
Little Michael Scott

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Nope. I told you I
don't like that joke

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It is a boy.
We found out early

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Much different
the second time around

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And I have to say
it is nice not being

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the only pregnant
woman in the office

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Look, it's "little
pregs" and "big pregs."

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Wait, when did we start
calling each other

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Isn't it amazing the
difference in our sizes?

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Well, I am a few
months ahead of you

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I'm having a child with
my husband the senator

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And Pam is having a child
with Jim The great salesman

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Hoist him aloft

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Come on, Darryl, lift
Lift, Darryl

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Come on, man

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Yeah, I wanted the manager job,
but I got something much better

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This soda

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This is mine

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It might be easier if you take a
deep breath lift from the knees,

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and shove it
up your butt

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a new thing this summer

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I act like I'm telling
someone how to do something.

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A long description
and then I say...

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And shove it up your butt

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It's stupid,
but it's my thing now

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No one should be
planking at all.

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Thank you. Yes

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Dwight my enforcer, my number
two can you take care of this?

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Say no more

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Kids, don't try planking
it's dangerous.

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Especially with me around

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Are you watching
that commercial again?

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Why do you keep watching it if you
know it's just going to make you cry?

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Because everything makes me
cry so what's the difference?

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This dog he just wants
to protect his bone

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He's got a bank vault
That's a start.

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Not enough, though

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All right

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The new C.E.O. works out of the
conference room about half the time

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but whenever he takes a break he does
these weird walks around the office.

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And you never know who
he's going to zero in on

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for these really
intense small talks

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You just hope
it's not you.

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And yet you hope it is
you, too It's strange

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Here we go.
Hello

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Robert California.
Let's have a conversation

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Describe your day so far

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Well, I woke up and

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When you recount your day,
never say you woke up

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It's a waste of your time

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That's how every day has begun for
everyone since the dawn of man.

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Very smart
Very smart

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Suddenly, I was awake
and I...

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Hey, Robert We have that 9:30 A.M.
casual chit chat scheduled

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I emailed you about it last eight
to confirm. And again this morning

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First item on the agenda
can I get everyone

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an extra long
Columbus Day weekend?

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Item number two,
connect with the guy

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Robert California,
what does he think of me?

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Don't know
Super care.

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Number three, time permitting
we lost our biggest client.

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Pam. Pam
Past! Pam.

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Jim

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Can I call you right back?
Thank you very much.

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Okay

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What is this?

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The Friday before
Columbus Day, thoughts?

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What are your thoughts?

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Just making chit-chat

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Kind of a medium year
for women's soccer, no?

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What are you looking at?

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It's nothing

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It can't be nothing
Yeah, it can't be nothing.

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It's just a list of our names
split into two columns

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What?

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Okay, just wait one second all right?
I will copy it

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Do you have a pen?
No

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No

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Okay. Um, I'll take
a photo of it.

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Dwight, can you
throw me my phone?

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Nice catch

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If he comes out
distract him.

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We need a warning signal

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We don't need
a warning signal, Kevin

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We can see him right there.
- We do.

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Don't need a...

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Warning! Warning Warning!
Warning! Warning

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Phyllis!
Phyllis

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You okay?

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You okay?
Yeah. Yeah.

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One, two, three

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Thanks, guys

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Okay. Which side
of the list am I on?

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Left
Yes

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Why are you...
How do you know?

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Really great
list of names, guys

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Thank you so much
Good work.

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No, actually, that was
in Robert's notebook.

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He left it at reception
and we photocopied it

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Oh

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Okay. I don't want
any part of this.

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Maybe it's the list of people
he's going to fire.

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Okay.
It's not that, Pam

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You know I was
thinking it reminds me

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of those lists
Dwight used to make

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This is if we were a
on a cruise ship

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and had to divide
into life boats.

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And this is if we
were on a cruise ship

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and had to divide
into life rafts.

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Here's something "Who would eat
who in an Alive situation?'

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No. That can't be it

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I gotta say

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it kind of seems like the left
side is the side to be on

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Me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl
no offense, Pam.

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Excuse me?

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Shh. Pam, come on Don't
be such a right-sider.

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Did you guys figure it out?
We couldn't crack it

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Go in there, just ask
the man what it means

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He'll know that we looked
at his private notebook

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Come on Just say you saw
the list by accident

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I'm already working on this
Columbus Day thing for you guys

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And it's starting
to stack up.

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It feels like a lot
One thing at a time

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Yeah, that's all you had to do
today is ask about Columbus Day?

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Yes. For god's sake
Andy, yes. Come in.

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What's up?

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Weird thing.
Totally awkward

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But you left your notebook
on the reception desk.

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Great. Thank you

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And it was open

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and people saw this

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and they're just kind of
going nuts and, like...

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What is this?

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...wondering what it is

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It's a photocopy
from your notebook

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You read my notebook? And
photocopied it and distributed it?

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No. They did. And they asked
me to ask you about it

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Please

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Oh

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Here's what it is
it's a doodle.

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What?

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Some people doodle at work
when they let their mind run

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They draw houses, penises

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funny how the houses
are always colonials

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and the penises are
always circumcised

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Don't you think?

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Well, I doodle too but I'm not an
artist so I draw words and lists

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That is fascinating

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And by the way
I am so glad I asked

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People were just sort of...
Did you just move my name?

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Might as well have
been sketching a cube

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Okay, Robert's in the annex
everybody think quick

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What do these
groups have in common?

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Maybe we're supposed to do
it with people in our group.

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That's not it

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People in
the other group

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Mmm. Still wrong

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Stanley, you do puzzles
all day What do we got?

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Well, you take the first
letter from each name

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assign it a number
add them all up,

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and shove it up your butt

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Thank you, a little
much needed comic relief

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But we really need to
figure this out, guys

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It's alphabetical

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00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,457
No, it's not

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00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,541
Here's how we find out

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Let's line up and
compare the lines

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see if we learn
anything, okay?

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Left-siders over here
right-siders line up over here,

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face each other

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Match up by height
and relative weight

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Let's just size
each other up here

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And left side of the list

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attack

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00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,936
Wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop!

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Will you stop?

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Dwight

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Don't do it

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00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:34,943
What are you doing?
Stop!

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Warning! Warning! Warning

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I'd like to invite the following
people to join me for lunch.

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Jim, Dwight

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Angela, Darryl

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Kevin, Toby
Phyllis, Oscar

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That's great.
Let's do this, guys

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All right. Well,
I will see you in a bit

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Hey, it's nothing
all right?

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I'll text you
when we get there

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I'll let you know
what's going on Okay

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No. No dog video

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Okay
Okay.

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See you, guys

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Well, we should a
be really excited about

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our very own pizza party

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Pizza party Pizza party.
Pizza party.

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Jim, your daughter Cecelia what
does she think of the Street?

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The street?

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Sesame Street.

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Oh. I didn't know
anybody called it

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She likes it a lot

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She loves Elmo

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Elmo, God save us the Elmo era

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Right?

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00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,603
Sesame Street was
created to reflect

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the environment of
the children watching it

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Complete self
absorption of Elmo

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is brilliantly
reflective of our time

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Ours is a cultural ghetto
Wouldn't you agree?

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Yeah. She does like Elmo

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00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,994
Cultural ghetto?
Totally agree

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00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,162
Completely

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00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,706
Apt. Apt analysis, Robert

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00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,543
The thing that I like about
Elmo is the tickling

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I don't know
I was in the wrong...

257
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,384
I'm... I'm sorry

258
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,346
Just picture me back there.
I was never here

259
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,560
Great group
Pizza party.

260
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,728
How is this a pizza party?

261
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,021
Well, why don't you
ask me again

262
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,272
when the five pizzas
get here?

263
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,440
Yeah, well,
that's just pizza

264
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,651
You need at least one other
element for it to be a party.

265
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,486
Okay. Have you guys
ever had margarita pizza?

266
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,570
What's that?

267
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,741
Fresh tomato with a dollop
of mozzarella cheese.

268
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,992
That's pizza

269
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,953
That's regular pizza

270
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,664
You know, I fee comfortable enough
now to ask you this question,

271
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,333
what made you
pick this group?

272
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,252
I just think
you guys are winners

273
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,503
and I wanted to
have lunch with you

274
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,671
Okay

275
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,839
Aw.

276
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,049
What about the other guys?

277
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,677
Losers? Come on.
Oh, I don't know

278
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,178
Come on. Come on

279
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,930
I guess I think
they're losers.

280
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,432
I knew it

281
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,517
Yes

282
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,060
Probably shouldn't
have said that

283
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:15,687
Whoo-hoo

284
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,815
Ah-ha! Their interpretation
of margherita pizza

285
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,776
Fans of classic pizza
will be psyched.

286
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,655
A text from Jim

287
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,449
"This is getting very weird
Will explain later."

288
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,330
Text from Kevin

289
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,540
"Suck it, losers.'

290
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,839
RYAN Okay, not to point out
the glaringly obvious,

291
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,258
but doesn't the fact
that lama in this group

292
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,635
make anyone feel just
a little bit better?

293
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,555
Oh, this crust is sharp

294
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:55,310
and sort of funny

295
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,229
and I could do those
cute little cartoons

296
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,816
and everyone who came
through here was like,

297
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,985
"Who's that receptionist? I like her."

298
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,529
Now I'm just a fat mom

299
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,034
Yeah, and you take one look at
me and you're like, "Oh, loser."

300
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,660
Come here, Pam

301
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,246
Chins up, okay?

302
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,832
Bad joke

303
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,543
Look around this room

304
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,171
Does this look like a group of losers?
Seriously.

305
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,763
Oh, god

306
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,768
Oh, hey, guys
we had so much fun.

307
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,186
We had marguerite pizza

308
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,938
We all hung out and got
to know each other better

309
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:40,980
How was your lunch?

310
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,982
It was excellent.
Good times

311
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,233
Yeah?
Yeah.

312
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,235
Oh, we did.
It was the best time

313
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,948
And you know what? Now it's
over back to work, everyone

314
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,033
You too, Andy

315
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,660
I knew it.

316
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:57,789
That everyone
was wrong about me.

317
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:03,294
My parents, my teachers, my
friends the doctors, everyone.

318
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,214
Well, that was
certainly an odd lunch

319
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,719
Is everything all right?

320
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,013
Yeah, I'm fine

321
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,853
Just take the
casserole out of the

322
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:21,980
Loser

323
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,315
Take it out of the refrigerator,
put it in the oven

324
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,068
It'll be fine Just leave
it in for 20 minutes

325
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,320
Loser

326
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,697
When I was a salesman
I could just be like,

327
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:34,659
"Not my job, not my prob I'm going
to the warehouse to polish my knob."

328
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,078
Metaphorically, of course

329
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:41,249
But now,
it is my job and my prob

330
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,084
Hi, Robert

331
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,921
Can you come out here, please?
It's really important.

332
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,344
Clarify something

333
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,724
Some people here
are under the misconception

334
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:02,186
that some people
may be considered

335
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,313
let's say top tier

336
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,150
and others would
be second tier.

337
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,361
Thank you. Great

338
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,114
I said winners and losers Is
that what you're talking about?

339
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:17,869
Oh, that might That actually
might be what I'm thinking of.

340
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,620
Can you clarify that?

341
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,123
Let me tell you some
things I find productive

342
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,960
Positive reinforcement

343
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,296
negative reinforcement

344
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:29,922
Honesty

345
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,884
I'll tell you some things
I find unproductive

346
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,345
Constantly worrying
about where you stand

347
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,556
based on
inscrutable social clues

348
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,185
and then inevitably reframing
it a in a reassuring way

349
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,728
so that you can get
to sleep at night.

350
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,606
No, I do not
believe in that at all

351
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,650
If I invited you to lunch
I think you're a winner

352
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,110
If I didn't, I don't

353
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,945
But I just met you all

354
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,406
Life is long,
opinions change

355
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:59,786
Winners, prove me right
Losers, prove me wrong

356
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,462
Well, I guess
that's that

357
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:10,546
No

358
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,550
No. No

359
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,262
Andy, don't go in there

360
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,889
I'm going in there

361
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:29,148
I know that every time I talk to
you things just seem to get worse

362
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,777
But you don't know
these people, and I do

363
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,530
And if I let you work
with faulty information

364
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,032
well then I'm not doing my
job as regional manager.

365
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:43,037
So, please take this pen
and change your list.

366
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,997
I'm not going to
change my list, Andy

367
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,958
And I don't use
ballpoint pens.

368
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,546
Well, then I w
make a new list for you

369
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,804
Stanley, you may think
he's a lazy grump

370
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,723
but did you know that he has the
most consistently high sales numbers

371
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,142
of anyone in this office?

372
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,144
And you may think
he's hard to love

373
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,812
but did you know
that he's in not one

374
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:10,064
but two long-term
romantic relationships?

375
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,401
About the sales figures

376
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,695
Meredith Palmer,
supplier relations

377
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,823
The word "no,"
not even in her vocabulary

378
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,199
And just to show you
that I'm being fair,

379
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,492
you had Gabe in
the loser column

380
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,414
Good call

381
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,999
Pam

382
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:33,921
easily the most creative and kind
person I have ever worked with.

383
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,007
Jim, shut the door
This is just gross.

384
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,091
Shh

385
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,595
Erin Hannon, the receptionist
and my closest confidant

386
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,680
A winner if
there ever was one

387
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:49,896
Are we done?

388
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,980
Yes

389
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,231
No

390
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,066
The Friday
before Columbus Day

391
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,610
we're going to
take a half-day

392
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,612
So that everyone can get a
jump on the long weekend.

393
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,615
You want a three-and-a-half
day weekend for Columbus Day?

394
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,742
Yes, I do

395
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,870
And you are aware that
Columbus and his legions

396
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,624
committed genocide against an entire
civilization of Native Americans?

397
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:23,804
Hey, guys

398
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:28,059
so Columbus Day, we got
that half-day on Friday

399
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,852
We get that every year

400
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,313
Well, you got it
this year, too.

401
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,442
Good night, Andy
Good night.

402
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,777
Bye

403
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,780
Good night, Andy

404
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,618
Good night

405
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:46,786
Night

406
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,466
All right, I'm going
to go warm up the car

407
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,968
Okay
Okay.

408
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,846
You dropped something. Jim?

409
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,725
Okay, I know I've been
crying easily today, but

410
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,939
I mean, that's just
pretty killer, right?

411
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,110
I mean,
maybe it's stupid

412
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,404
No

413
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,740
It's wonderful

414
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,575
I'm going to frame it