1 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:06,922 Hey, so this isn't matching up with this 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,465 and I'm not sure which one is right 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,175 Can you just hunt down the original for me? 4 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,760 Yes, me do 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,512 All right 6 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,519 Hey, KevKev, what were you saying before about the paperwork? 7 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:24,440 Me do it now. Go. Stop worry 8 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:26,859 Kevin, do you feel okay? 9 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:30,863 Me feel good. Body strong Sleep big last night 10 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,364 Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital. 11 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,824 Yeah, all right, Kev why don't you come with us? 12 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,534 No, he's fine. - No, no, guys He's fine. 13 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:36,702 He's always been like that 14 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:37,828 No, he hasn't 15 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,581 I mean, he's gotten worse over the years, but 16 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:41,915 He's making a statement 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,168 It's an ironic comment on our expectations of him 18 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:47,671 A funhouse image of our model of Kevin. 19 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,465 You keep think that 20 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:52,176 Me mechanic not speak English 21 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:55,637 but he know what me mean when me say, "Car no go.' 22 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,222 And we best friends 23 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:02,144 So me think why waste time say lot word when few word do trick. 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,773 Kevin, I appreciate what you're trying to do 25 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:06,899 Thank 26 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,069 Here we have a word code 27 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,570 Same way we have a dress code. 28 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:14,198 And what we're talking about is 29 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:19,161 basically the speech equivalent to just wearing underpants 30 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:24,208 Sometimes words you no need use 31 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,878 but need need for talk talk. 32 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,923 But save time. More success 33 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:33,884 Does it save time, though? Because we've been here for about an hour 34 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,219 No me fault 35 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:40,140 Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time 36 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:44,144 Many small time make big time. 37 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,313 What are you going to do with all this time? 38 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,065 See world 39 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:50,776 Kevin, you can't possibly save enough time to see the world 40 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:54,446 Kevin, are you saying "see the world' or SeaWorld? 41 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:59,618 See world Oceans. Fish Jump. China. 42 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:02,996 No, see? Right there that's the problem with your method 43 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,083 because I still don't know if you're saying SeaWorld or < 00:02:07,709 And it's taking a lot of time to explain it 45 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,672 Fine, fine, I'll talk normally 46 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:15,717 When me president they see 47 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,762 They see 48 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:57,217 This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet, the Pyramid. 49 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,052 Why is it shaped like that? 50 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:02,598 So you can tell your clients "Unleash the power of the pyramid 51 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,725 It's huge How much does it weigh? 52 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,518 Oh, no, no, no Without the battery pack 53 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,896 and the optional memory booster, it's barely 3 pounds 54 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,564 How much memory does it have without the booster? 55 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:11,773 Fifty L 56 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,358 I'm sorry, "L"? - Mmm-hmm 57 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,693 How many I to a K? 58 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,111 DWIGHT You're really going to want the booster. 59 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,237 How on earth are we supposed to sell 60 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,363 I'll take five 61 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,866 Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing 62 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,451 Oh, no, no, no, no, no This is Dwight's meeting 63 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,494 Thank you. The I just wanted to pop in 64 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,122 and get your opinions on ties and tie clips. 65 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,208 Which combo do you think Robert's going to like more? 66 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,459 What do you think, C-Span? 67 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,213 "C-Span"? 68 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,381 Yeah, C-Span. Cocker spaniel 69 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,967 Spaniel because of your Spanish bloodline Cocker because 70 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,765 Is this really the best use of our collective time? 71 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,726 I am still forming a first impression with Robert 72 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,229 Once it is formed we can all relax, okay? 73 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:53,649 I'm sorry to hijack your meeting, D-Dub-Dog, had to pull rank 74 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:59,446 Okay, let's look at some ties. 75 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,157 Here's how I'm going to help out from now on. 76 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,784 I'm going to not care 77 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:05,661 And I'm going to sit around quietly 78 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,996 waiting for Andy's inevitable demise 79 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,457 Your friend Neil Patrick Harris 80 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,251 really made me laugh the other night. 81 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,002 D Dog, you have a message 82 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,837 Erin, you don't need to call him that 83 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,923 Andy wants us to, P Dog 84 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:19,675 It's okay, E Dog Who called? 85 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,510 Justine. She said she's coming by later 86 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,303 Your ex-wife? 87 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,763 Wait, I thought she was a * 88 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,556 and you * hated her guts 89 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,643 No, no, no, I like her 90 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,603 Well, I was just quoting you 91 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,855 I would never say that about her. I don't know the woman 92 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,734 No, man. We get along now real well 93 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,611 All right Can't wait to meet her 94 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,196 I'll introduce you 95 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,490 Yeah, we had a few fights I suppose 96 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:46,159 but last night we put a lot of that to bed. 97 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,538 I can't tell you what I did with my ex-wife last night 98 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:51,999 I have to sing it 99 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,959 We took a shower 100 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,836 We were naked 101 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:57,337 We... 102 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:08,974 Oh 103 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:12,436 Hi, Dad. I Oh, boy. 104 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:16,064 Hello, Andy Excellent tie 105 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,234 Would you be requiring a cold beverage while you're here? 106 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,986 I'd love some coffee 107 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:25,615 I was looking over your projections and I think we can do better 108 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:31,288 Are you factoring in the whole national economy declining and all that? 109 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,165 Andy, do you know why I chose you? 110 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,417 I think I can sum it up with what I think 111 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,627 is your favorite ice cream flavor 112 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:39,755 Vanilla? 113 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:40,964 Vanilla? No 114 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,885 You'll never guess in a million billion years you'll never guess 115 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:49,139 You were saying you chose me There was a reason 116 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,519 Andy, can you inspire? Do you have that skill set? 117 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,608 Can I inspire? I don't know 118 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,611 I don't know 119 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,280 Oh, thank you 120 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,365 Oh, sorry 121 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,991 Yeah, just put it down 122 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,586 Mmm 123 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,839 That is very cold 124 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,716 Yeah, it's old 125 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,260 Why would I 126 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,345 I asked if you wanted a cold beverage 127 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,638 and you said coffee 128 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:34,017 Why don't we get Robert a nice, hot, fresh cup and I will have this. 129 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,435 Andy, you don't want that. 130 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,979 I've been craving a freezing cup of old coffee. 131 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:39,231 Mmm 132 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,440 Sorry 133 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:43,860 You like her 134 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,614 I do. Yeah 135 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:48,990 She likes you 136 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:51,952 You know, we've both been into each other at different times 137 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,703 and just never really synced up 138 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,831 Now we're in this weird dance and now we're... 139 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,707 I'm afraid you've lost my interest 140 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,586 Let me call you back 141 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,754 I got to go 142 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,386 If the office superstore was supposed to 143 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,763 put us little suppliers out of business 144 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,348 why are we still here? 145 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,103 Yeah This is where we go. 146 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,189 You'd go someplace else That's not it That's not the answer. 147 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,358 It's a answer. It's a wrong answer 148 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,818 There are no wrong answers 149 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,570 Take a look at where you are 150 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:32,367 Where you once worked in a dying industry, you now work at its birth 151 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:37,372 Those superstores are terrified of us. 152 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,124 Anybody know why? 153 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,627 Wait, they're terrified? 154 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,547 Let me tell you how I buy something these days 155 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:48,467 I know what I want, I go on the Internet and get the best price 156 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:54,139 Or I don't know what I want and I go to a small store that can help me 157 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:58,560 The era of personal service is back You are back. 158 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,481 You'll find that customers will pay our higher prices 159 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,107 and then they w thank us 160 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,194 and we will say to them "You are welcome." 161 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,658 Thank you 162 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:14,910 Ooh 163 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,831 Andrew, I chose you for a reason Lead these people. 164 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,834 Show me the best numbers this place has ever seen. 165 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:26,379 Last quarter we saw 4% growth. Double it 166 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:27,923 You got it Double. 167 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,007 Done I'm not kidding. 168 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,258 Neither am I It's already done 169 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:32,969 I'm just kidding 170 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,679 It's going to take some time. Double 171 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:42,938 Hey 172 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,743 What's up, guys? 173 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,663 Just thought we'd have a little rap session. 174 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,624 Talk about business. See how things are going 175 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:07,420 Why don't you start? 176 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,880 If no one else wants to 177 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,801 I was just thinking about Robert Man, what a boss. 178 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,596 Just throws down goals you know? 179 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:19,182 Anyway, how's the sales doubling project going? 180 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,600 Yeah, how are we supposed to do that? 181 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,394 We can't just press a magic button 182 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,771 Of course not. There's no magic button 183 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:28,066 You have to summon that 184 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:31,069 If we could just double our sales, we already would have 185 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,571 You're not making any sense 186 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,155 He brings up two good points 187 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:37,993 Do you have any new leads? And new territories you want us to look into? 188 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,995 Maybe have an in with a big client 189 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,663 that we could get our foot in the door? 190 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,748 Dwight, anything? 191 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,793 We could talk about how fast children grow up 192 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,670 and before you know it they're out of the house 193 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,215 You know what? We need to get our heads out of the box 194 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,050 If we did have something 195 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,637 what would it look like? What would it be? 196 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:58,805 Tuna 197 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,932 New leads, new territory to look into 198 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,350 maybe an in with a big company 199 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,894 that we could get our foot in the door 200 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,647 Fart 201 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,026 Good sesh 202 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,862 That leg's asleep 203 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:18,825 Hello 204 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,328 I'm looking for Darryl Philbin? 205 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,537 Don't 206 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,747 Oh 207 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:26,166 You must think... No, I'm not I'm using the fax 208 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,709 This isn't No, wait. 209 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,462 I'm not supposed to represent the company, right? 210 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,005 There's usually an Erin here, so 211 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:33,214 Okay 212 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,675 Darryl, a girl 213 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:41,598 Rub a dub, dub, apricot scrub 214 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:42,766 What's up, darling? 215 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,643 Everybody this is Justine 216 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,978 Hi, Justine - Hello. 217 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,814 This is Jim, Oscar 218 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,857 Hi 219 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,942 Everybody 220 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,444 Kevin 221 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,158 Can we go someplace private? 222 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,910 Follow me. I got a space 223 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:06,581 After you I've been thinking about you all morning 224 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,376 I don't know what you did I can barely walk today. 225 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,257 D Bone, there you are 226 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,177 Let me guess Somebody needs a brownie 227 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,261 Lick the spoon? 228 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,388 No. No. That's okay 229 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,057 I just, I wanted to ask you about 230 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,517 Is this about the profits? 231 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,853 Because if it is, I just don't see the point It's so Wall Street. 232 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:32,107 I know, right? Yeah 233 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,317 Um 234 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,778 How is everything? 235 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,155 Good. Really, really good 236 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,241 Must be a tough time to be a family farm. 237 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,285 It is And beets are not immune 238 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,872 I made some inroads in salad but heirloom tomatoes are pushing back. 239 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,458 What are you going to do about that? 240 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,794 I don't know, what do you mean? 241 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,921 Got to be some way you could double your beet sales 242 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,966 You wanted the job the job is yours, just do the job. 243 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,886 And I'll do mine 244 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,140 Walnuts? 245 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,975 No 246 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,023 Have you seen this? 247 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,191 Parenting? Yeah. 248 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,609 This is Cece's favorite magazine 249 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,319 She loves the pictures of babies 250 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,613 She looks at it when she's on the potty and she makes the faces 251 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,115 Have you read it? 252 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:25,702 Has an adult member of your family read this particular issue? 253 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,954 I flipped through it 254 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,290 So you saw the article on the importance of 255 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,584 taking frequent walks while you're pregnant? 256 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,377 Of course, yeah. - We know that 257 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,880 I will be taking a morning walk and an afternoon walk. 258 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,673 Would you like to join me? 259 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,758 That sounds nice 260 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,842 Great 261 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,845 You have a walking buddy 262 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,555 I do 263 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,599 Thanks for coming in, guys 264 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,143 You don't have to thank us for coming in It's our job 265 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,729 Well, I never got thanked for coming into a meeting 266 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,856 and I always wanted to be, so I 00:12:56,816 What's under the blanket? 268 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,527 This is what's under the blanket 269 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,030 We don't get it 270 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,909 These are incentives. It's how we're going to double growth 271 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,662 Now, you're probably all asking yourselves "Well, how does this work?' 272 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:13,500 It seems like a basic reward system where you give us points 273 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,877 and then we redeem those points for prizes 274 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,962 You're exactly right and you get a point 275 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,173 Oh. Uh, is that a vibrator? 276 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,716 20 points 277 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,884 How does one get a point? 278 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,511 I've outlined the exact parameters 279 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,137 in an email so check your spam folders 280 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,724 But basically, you do your job better you get points. 281 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:34,145 So collect 15 points and redeem them for this polar bear. 282 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:37,440 Why is it all kids' stuff and a vibrator? It's so gross. 283 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,400 There's lots of stuff 284 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,070 John Irving, collected works 22 points. 285 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:48,409 Or you can pool your points and redeem 55 for this maternity shirt. Ahem 286 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,745 How about you want us to work harder, pay us more. 287 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,830 I can't 288 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,373 This points system is really insulting. 289 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,624 Ooh 290 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,710 I didn't mean to offend you and I hope you'll forgive me 291 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:01,297 because I am very very "sari." 16 points 292 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,549 That's a tablecloth 293 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,342 What if we went all the way up to 500 points? 294 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,844 That's a crazy amount of points 295 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,887 But what if? Well, what do you want? 296 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,181 I don't know. For such a crazy number 297 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,641 I'd like something pretty crazy 298 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,978 All right, for 500 points, I will wear a dress to work 299 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,441 That's pretty good What about for 1,000 points? 300 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,527 I'll run naked through the parking lot 301 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,028 with a donut on my ding dong 302 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,531 Yeah, you like that? 303 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,950 All right for 5,000 points 304 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,786 I will let you tattoo whatever you want 305 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,622 on the stern of the old S.S. Bernard 306 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,374 No Really? 307 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,376 All right. All right And you are totally serious? 308 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,962 Swear to God. Hope to die Now let's get to work. 309 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,798 Wait, but you did say we can pool our points right? 310 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,633 In that case 311 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,343 let's get to work, guys - Yeah! 312 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,888 Let's do it, guys 313 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,139 Good 314 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,976 I can have it to you by the beginning of next week. 315 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,352 All right thank you very much 316 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,230 Phyllis, Brachen Auto? 317 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,065 Ask for Donald. Karen's bananas 318 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,317 Okay 319 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,527 T-Bag-Bone 320 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,737 Andrew 321 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,488 DWIGHT Hold on, one second 322 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:11,075 Have you noticed a little bit of a mood shift around here? 323 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,244 No. I haven't noticed anything 324 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:18,917 Really? Because I sat next to Stanley for years and this is nap time. 325 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,085 Open eye nap time. He balances the phone on his shoulder 326 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,170 and just powers down 327 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,254 Now look at him 328 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,466 You've got to unleash the power of the pyramid 329 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,468 I don't know what to tell you, man 330 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,221 Do you think it has something to do with that incentive program? 331 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,182 Oh, 100% We all want to see you tattoo your ass 332 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,516 Uh. 333 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,102 I think people thought I was kidding when I said that. 334 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,437 No. You definitely weren't kidding. 335 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,064 That came across loud and clear. 336 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,732 Oh, by the way, I want to hand this in 337 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,942 120 points? 338 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,193 Yeah. Big sale 339 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,154 Don't worry about it, though I don't really care about the points 340 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,906 I would like a point receipt though 341 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,283 Hey, yes this is Jim Halpert calling for Donald. 342 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,494 Can you hold on for one second? Thank you very much 343 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,246 Who talked to Maggie at Kaufman's? 344 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,963 And I'm back How are you, sir? 345 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,050 I think you can squeeze a couple more golf games in, right? 346 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:12,053 Where's Angela? Angela, these are yours 347 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:16,808 Hey, Kevin, what are you doing? 348 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,059 Don't talk to me 349 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,234 Yeah 350 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,071 Hi. Professor Frank Andy Bernard, class of '95 351 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:35,451 Hey there, I'm a huge fan of your management book Management. 352 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,830 Uh, quick question I may be missing a chapter here: 353 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,666 "De-incentivizing." What are your strategies? 354 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,418 I'm looking for a real blow to morale 355 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,586 Uh, why? 356 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,672 Well, um 357 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,674 I guess you could say I'm in one of those 358 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,552 classic ass-tattoo-incentive situations. 359 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,106 Took 'em one day 360 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,858 Are you ready? 361 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,113 I like it. I like it 362 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,619 Okay, keep in mind, it's not too late to choose another prize 363 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,706 and there are some great new additions 364 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,792 My car. For 1,000 points 365 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,294 Or best offer 366 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,378 What else you got? 367 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,338 Oh, and then this was Phyllis' idea. 368 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,631 Oh Oh! 369 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,426 So nasty, Phyllis 370 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,635 Oh, my God 371 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,684 We were hoping you could do something like this 372 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,895 So coming out of his butt is a 373 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:44,937 Baby 374 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,647 Baby. Yes 375 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,274 Yeah. No problem 376 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,237 We should think about this Does anyone have any better ideas? 377 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,864 I like what we have 378 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,491 Yeah, nice try 379 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,076 It's pretty edgy 380 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,122 I just need a second outside 381 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,007 You getting psyched up? Yeah. 382 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,051 Andy, nobody really expects you to go through with this. 383 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,845 Toons, what am I doing here? 384 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,390 Why did Robert pick me? 385 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,644 Confession, I don't know what I'm doing 386 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,813 I mean do you like it? 387 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,898 You having fun? 388 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,944 I'll tell you this everybody else is having a lot of fun 389 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,154 And you did that 390 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,574 My ass is only so big. I mean I can't do this every day 391 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,284 But I think it's big enough to buy you some time 392 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,953 until your next great idea. 393 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,580 Which, by the way I can't wait for 394 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,461 No one expects me to go through with this, right? 395 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,879 Absolutely not 396 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,845 Let's ink my stink 397 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,305 Yeah 398 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:06,352 My heart belongs to music but my ass belongs to these people 399 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,313 Whoa 400 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,692 Do your worst 401 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,196 Uh, you can keep your pants on actually 402 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,574 If you just drop them down a bit that'd be great. 403 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,159 They are already off my good sir. 404 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,077 I'd really prefer they not be down 405 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,664 Well, I think down's better Sweating pretty heavily down there 406 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,546 Do you think you could work from this? 407 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,006 We made some small adjustments 408 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,132 Okay, you want me to 409 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,508 Just those few adjustments Yeah. 410 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,052 All right. Let's begin 411 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,888 This is where I grin and bear Ow, ow! 412 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,014 That was just a cotton swab 413 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,183 Invest in softer cotton, sir 414 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,272 Ow 415 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,611 Oh 416 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,281 Obviously you can go the ass tattoo route 417 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,783 and obviously I'm going to like it. 418 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,036 Draw some blood Ha-ha! 419 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,714 Why did I choose Andy to run the office? 420 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:21,636 Because he's all surface, uncomplicated. What you see is what you get. 421 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:25,223 It could be a recipe for mediocrity, yes. 422 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,808 But then again, it might just be why people fight for him. 423 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,897 It's a Nard dog 424 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,150 That's my nickity name 425 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,986 I love it. I love it 426 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,321 Pull up your pants 427 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,699 There's something about an underdog 428 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,994 that really inspires the unexceptional 429 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,625 Um, what should we talk about? 430 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,087 Well, we could talk about an ethical dilemma I'm having. 431 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,673 Oh, yeah, sure I hope I can help 432 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,926 A coworker of mine is drinking caffeine while pregnant 433 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,762 and I don't know if I should call social services about it 434 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,514 Angela, that's pretty transparently me 435 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,182 Maybe 436 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,559 You know it's just herbal tea 437 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,062 In mugs with trace amounts of coffee 438 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,524 Yeah. I think you should call social services 439 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,650 I already did 440 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,113 You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies 441 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,490 and not pretend like we're in this together 442 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,701 Fine