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Hey. So we saw
a new billboard.

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Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?

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What better way to announce
our new slightly lower prices

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than with an ad campaign?

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And what better face for an ad campaign
than our new regional manager?

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How'd it look?
You've seen it, right?

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No. Andy, somebody defaced it.

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What? How?

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Morning, Stanley

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There's this thing that people
tend to do with billboards

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How do I put this?

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If there's an opportunity for a graffiti
artist to work in a phallic shape

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interacting with the
artwork, it'll happen.

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And Andy gave them
that opportunity.

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Erin, how long did we order
those billboards for?

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Six months
Oh, God.

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I need you to call
the billboard company

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great billboard. Funny, edgy right up to
the line without crossing it. Loved it.

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Which one did you see?
Washington Street

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The one with like 20 dongs on it.
Okay. Don't be gross

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What's going on? Somebody
defaced the billboards

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we just put out
in an inappropriate way

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That's funny

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Wait, from the photo
shoot with you and me?

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Yeah, Dwight

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No. No

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No, no, no, no, no, no

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No, no, no, no, no. No

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Schrute Farms
is very easy to find.

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It's right in the middle of
the root vegetable district

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If the soil starts
to get acidic

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you've probably
gone too far.

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Just give us the address
we'll look it up online

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It's simpler this way.
It's really not

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Now stated arrival
time is 3:00 p.m.

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I don't get the reason for this party.
Yeah. What's the reason?

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What's the reason, Andy?
What's the reason?

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It's just a garden party Sheesh!

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You don't need a reason
to throw a garden party

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any more than you need a reason
to throw a birthday party

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It's a garden party
You don't need a reason

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A few other super simple reminders.
No burping, no slurping

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When eating, take small bites and chew
thoroughly with your mouth closed

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Yes, Darryl?

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What happens when
we're done chewing?

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Do we spit it out on the floor or keep
it in our mouths the rest of the time?

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I get it. I'm being
a little overbearing

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But I promise to be
under-bearing for a week

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if you guys just
all step it up.

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Andy, we understand basic table
manners We're not children.

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Yeah. It's just
a picnic

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This is not a picnic, Phyllis
It's a garden party.

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There's a grill in the
warehouse I could bring

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Oh, ew Please don't.
Not a barbecue

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It's better than a barbecue It's dignified.
Quieter. There are rules.

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How is that better
than a barbecue?

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What's the dress code for this?
I'm glad you asked

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Connecticut casual

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Any chance Connecticut casual
is Pennsylvania business?

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I.E., this is what
I'm wearing to your party

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guys, my family just threw a garden party
to celebrate my brother's promotion.

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It was a huge success

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Check it out.
There's a video online

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Heartwarming impromptu
father/son duet

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Oh, yeah

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Yeah. Oscar
you showed me this

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I've seen this.
That's not you

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Yeah. Who's the sausage?

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It's my dad
and my brother

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I would have joined in
but this melody

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doesn't really support
another harmony part, so

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Check it out
That's my brother's boss

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Look how psyched he is
He's having an awesome time

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Ah

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And did Robert California
get an invite to your party?

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Yeah, of course I mean,
yeah I think he did

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Why didn't you just say this was
to impress Robert California?

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I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a
party like this just to impress the CEO.

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Classic Gabe move

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Hey, Andy, how about you don't
steal my business strategies

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and I won't dress like my life
is just one long brunch

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See you all there at 3:00
p.m Connecticut casual

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Remember your manners
and have a wonderful time

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And please refer to the map
Stay off of the web.

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Thank you

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So, we've typed in
the address.

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Now let's take a look
at the street view

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They don't warn you when the
cameras are driving by Ah.

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Why do you keep reading
that garden party book?

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I mean, how hard are
finger sandwiches and tea?

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There's so much
more to it than that

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I've been wanting
Schrute Farms to break into

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the high-end event hosting
industry for some time,

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and this party is
a great opportunity

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Plus, I've got
a secret weapon

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Only one copy
in the world,

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and some sucker on the
Internet sold it to me for $2

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I'm actually really disappointed
in how poorly my book is doing.

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I've only sold one copy

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Is there anything you wish you'd
done differently to avoid cankles?

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Nope

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I've already gone up
another cup size.

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The senator
is grossed out

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When do you start
feeling it kick?

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Cece was around 22 weeks
but Philip was much earlier

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Philip?

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Oh, my gosh. Yes But don't
say anything, okay?

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It's after my grandfather

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Philip is the name
that we're using.

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It's after my favourite cat

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Oh, wow

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Funny. It's after
my grandfather.

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It's after my cat

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Andrew, I picked up two possible
gifts to bring this afternoon.

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One, a pot of marmalade.

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Ooh, that sounds great

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That is what you want then?
The marmalade?

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Sure

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You don't want to hearthe otherone.
You love marmalade?

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I'll hear the other one

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It's a basil plant.

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You know, the marmalade
sounds great.

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I also mentioned the marmalade to my
sister, and she's very interested.

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Then the basil will be fine

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Well, you clearly want
the marmalade.

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Gretchen, I need
another marmalade.

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All right.

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Hey, where do I park?
I'm the valet.

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You have to give me your car, I'm parking.
I can probably park it myself

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I'm the valet. You have
to give me your car.

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It's probably okay
that I park...

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No. I think it's
probably better that I

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I'm the valet.
You have to give me

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It's a finicky car Get out of your car.
Get out.

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Have a good time
at the thing.

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It's a little tricky.
You might want to

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Mr. Ryan Howard

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"Chapter Two. Announcing
guests as they enter

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"is the height of decorum

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"The more volume displayed the more honour
is bestowed upon everyone present."

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Stanley Hudson
and his mistress Cynthia

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James, Pamela
and Peepee Halpert

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How's it going over here, guys?
Andy, stop hovering

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You're being
really annoying

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Didn't mean
to bother you, Mable

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"Mable, Mable
if you're able,

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"keep your elbows
off the table." Wow

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Mr. and Mrs. Walter
and Ellen Bernard

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So you all work
with Andy?

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Well, technically, for Andy

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Technically for Robert
California He's our CEO.

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I thought you
were the CEO

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I don't know how
you got there

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You said you were
running the company

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This branch
I'm the regional manager

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Yes. Well, that makes
more sense.

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Are you a
regional managers?

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Did I throw this party to impress
my parents? That's crazy

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No, if they wanted a garden party,
they could throw one themselves.

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Which, as a matter of fact,
they did last week.

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They threw one for my baby brother,
and it was totally amazing.

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But I couldn't care less.

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Can I introduce
you around now?

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Yeah, we don't have too long
We have theatre tickets.

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What are you
going to see?

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Moneyball.

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It was
Walter Jr.'s choice

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MRS. BERNARD There he is. What?

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Bro-nard

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I didn't know you were
going to be here

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I wouldn't have missed it

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Okay

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Ahh

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I'm Walter. I'm Andy's
younger brother

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Hey, how you doing?
I'm Jim.

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Tuna, right? And this must
be your lovely wife, Pam

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No
Hell no

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She wishes. No, no, no no, no.
No

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Sir, I need to be able to feed
all the guests I understand

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Excuse me

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Set that down

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Present yourself

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"Chapter Four One of the
host's most important duties

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"is as dance master.

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"A proper courtly dance sets the
tone for the entire afternoon."

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Ladies and gentlemen
may I present

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Robert California

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Hello, Andy
Welcome

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Thank you
Hey, I want you to meet

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my first bosses
Mom and Dad

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Yes. Hello. Nice to
meet you Pleasure.

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Andy, where shall I put
your basil plant?

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I thought you were going
to bring the marmalade?

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No. I'm certain
you said basil.

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This is not funny, man
Let me down.

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I think this thing is broken. It's not
broken, Kevin This is how it works.

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It's so pretty today

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It's getting chilly

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Yeah. We really
should be leaving

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Yeah. Um

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It'll be weird if the boss-man
didn't make a toast, so hang on.

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Everybody, I just want to take this
opportunity to thank you all for coming

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and to raise a glass
to my amazing staff

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Toasts are great.
I mean, you toast somebody

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they toast you back
It just goes round and round

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That's my favourite part
about toasts, the reciprocity

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Let's hear from you guys.
Who do you want to toast?

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00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,169
Yeah, I'll say something

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00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:15,173
I think we should be
acknowledging our boss

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because none of us
would be here without him

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Robert California

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To Robert
- Yay, Robert

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I cannot believe I didn't think of
toasting Robert. Get in the game, Gabriel

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00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,688
Why are you talking
to Stanley's mistress?

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I would like to toast
someone who isn't here

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but who will be
in just four short months

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Welcome to the world
Philip Lipton.

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Aww

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I also would like
to toast Philip Halpert

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who's due even sooner

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May he be a good namesake
to my grandfather

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who I promised as a child
long before tonight,

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that I would one day
name my son after him

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To Philip Halpert.
To Philip

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All right

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She just always has
to copy anything I do

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It's the Ford Taurus
situation all over again

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I'd like to make
a toast to the troops

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Here, here
Yes

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All the troops
Both sides

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I think
we should toast

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Ladies and gentlemen
the Last Supper.

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"Chapter Nine The tableau
vivant is not only welcome

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"but expected entertainment
at any garden party."

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Andy?

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I think that we should
acknowledge the man

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who has led us to such
a profitable quarter.

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To Robert California
Yeah

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I would also like to toast Robert
California Mr. California...

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You can't triple
toast somebody

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At least not until
we hit everyone once

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I'll say a few words if that's
all right with you, Andy

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00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,531
Yeah

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00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:10,038
You people say I led you
but it wasn't me

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You want to toast the man
who led you to success,

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but the boss is irrelevant

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Andy and I produce
nothing We do nothing

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We sit in our offices
and demand,

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"I want this and that right
now" like petulant children

250
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You know the difference between
a crying baby and a manager?

251
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One day the baby
will grow up.

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But without you, Andy and I would
be sitting in our dirty diapers

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waiting for someone
to change us, wipe us

254
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I should be toasting you
thanking you,

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for allowing me to have the
easiest job in the universe.

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Cheers
- Cheers

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To Robert California

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From the moment you entered our
building and our hearts, you...

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Some of you know that we have
an Internet star in our midst.

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Mr. Walter Banes Bernard, Sir
please report to the stage.

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I'm eating, Andy

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Come on

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Okay. All right

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Okay

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Yes Yeah, what do
you want to do?

266
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,362
Well, how about one of our
classic father/son duets?

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Oh, whoa.

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You sure?

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Really?
It's a little tricky

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Saying I love you
Is not the words

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It's too high. It's high but
it's not that high. Really?

272
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Right. It feels strained
Yeah. Just take it down.

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Saying I love...

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Saying I love you

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Here. Just give it to me.
Yeah Yeah

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Okay

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Something like

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Saying I love you
is not the word...

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You don't come in yet

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...I want to hear from you

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It's not that I want you

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Not to say
but if you only knew

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More than words

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Is all you have to do
to make it real

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Is anyone filming this?
Seriously. Erin!

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It's either taping
or calling.

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What would you do

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00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,184
If my heart was torn in two

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You know what?
Walter Jr. is here

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Why don't you come up and join us?
- Yeah, no

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No, come up and do something with me.
I don't know, Pop

292
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I'm just having a good time getting
to know Andy's friends here

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Get up there and sing

294
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or I will cut your larynx and
you'll never be able to sing again

295
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Whoo! Come on

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Come on
Give them what they want

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All right. This old thing
I don't even

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May the good Lord be with you
Down every road you roam

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And may sunshine and happiness
Surround you when you're far from home

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And may you grow to be proud
Dignified and true

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And do unto others
As you'd have done to you

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Cheers! All right

303
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,655
What's going on? Cheers, cheers.
Get your own guitar

304
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,123
Sorry. Please hang
up and try again.

305
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,446
I am so cold It's because
you didn't bring a jacket

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00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,158
My first love is beet farming,
but it's a young man's game

307
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,828
Whoever heard of an old beet farmer?
Forget the beets.

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Concentrate on the hosting

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I can spend a considerable amount of
money having my birthday party here

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Really? We have a number
of birthday packages

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The Pewter package has the
least amount of goats.

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It's not no goats
it's still 10 to 12 goats

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depending on the
availability of the goats

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Now the goat package, obviously, has
the most goats What were you thinking?

315
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,061
Of course I am not
interested in goats

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Why would you spend so much time
going over the goats with me?

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I can get you
exotic meats

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Hippo steaks.
Giraffe burgers

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We'll talk

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00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,953
It'll all be goat

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00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,208
Hello, Cece Halpert
This is Andrew Bernard

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I'd very much like to speak with
you about your paper supply needs

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That wasn't even
my worst sales call

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00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,511
Hi

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What was that display?

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00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,686
I don't know.
I just thought

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if I could throw
this great garden party

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and show you how respected I
am that you'd be proud of me

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00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,320
Andrew
I know

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I know that you're
proud of me.

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I'm not going to tell you
how impressed I am

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that you're a manager
of some rinky-dink branch

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of a paper company
in Scranton, Pennsylvania

334
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,835
How long are you going to
go on needing my approval?

335
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,713
You're a grown man. Don't act
like a little boy who needs...

336
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,675
I think if I had
parents like that,

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00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,011
I'd be trying to convince everyone
all the time how great I was, too

338
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,556
Guess we found Andy's
Rosebud Rosebud?

339
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,974
It's a reference
to Citizen Kane.

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00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,185
Something that explains why a
person became the way they are.

341
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:10,565
I know Citizen Kane. Rosebud didn't
explain why he was how he was

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00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,277
It just represented what was important
to him as a child, that he missed.

343
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,154
Different school of thought.
Let's just agree to disagree

344
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,905
No. You're wrong

345
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,868
Are you sure?
Yeah. I'm too hot anyway

346
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,246
My body has somehow become
acclimated to southern Italy

347
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,581
Isn't that strange?
I've never been there

348
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,001
Oh! Ah. Well

349
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,294
Yes, that's nice

350
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,712
Thank you

351
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:39,760
It was a nice party. The setting
was a little strange. The food

352
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,095
Sandwiches were dry

353
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,847
Bye, Tuna
Bye, Pam

354
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,066
Hey, everybody
I'm going to leave

355
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,278
and I just wanted to say
I'm really sorry

356
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,197
Cheeseburger
or hamburger?

357
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,242
Um

358
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:05,953
Cheeseburger

359
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,330
Nard-Dog

360
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,792
Thanks, Oscar

361
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,229
What are they doing?

362
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,022
Closing ceremonies

363
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,149
Nice touch

364
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,920
I think I left my wallet in your house.
Who cares?

365
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,048
Right here
Mr. James Halpert

366
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,341
Keys. My keys

367
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,177
Stop forgetting things. I didn't
forget them They're right here.

368
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,472
Mr. James Halpert

369
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,059
I'm so sorry.
I think I forgot the

370
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,644
What
You idiot

371
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,897
Ooh
Mis...

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00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,942
Mi.

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00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,111
What are you doing?
Hey, I have a question

374
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,406
Who do you think is really the
best salesman in this office?

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00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,201
Stupid question, obviously
Mr. James Halpert!