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Approved

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Chef from South Park. It's genius.
Just some chef.

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I've decided to pre-screen all of
the Halloween costumes this year

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I have three simple rules

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don't be offensive
don't be cliché

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and don't take the first
two rules too seriously

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The gorilla from Rise of
the Planet of the Apes.

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Huh?

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The one who
sacrifices his life

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Whoa! Oh

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Spoiler alert It's been
out for ages, man.

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Costume vetoed

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Uh.

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It's... Somebody's
already called that

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Who? Kevin has a gorilla
suit you could borrow.

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This is ridiculous! Why can't there
just be two Kate Middletons?

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Guys, I know, I mean I
wish there could be too

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It's like I can't choose

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They're both
amazing, it's just

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Look, I stayed up all night and
I watched that g. D. wedding

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and then I came to work and I made
everyone else watch it all day

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Meredith wasn't even here
Because I was there

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You're the people's princess!
Diana was nothing!

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I thought you were
at your sister's funeral

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What I said was "My sister's
funeral is this weekend.'

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Didn't say
I'd be there

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Why is it such a shock
that I follow the royal story?

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Warms my heart thinking
about them two kids...

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...doing it

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Can I maybe
squeeze through?

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Here you go
There we go. Thank you.

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When they talk about app the nice
things about dating a co-worker,

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they don't mention
one of the best parts.

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After you're done dating, you still
get to work together every single day

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Jim, put it on

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Put it on, man

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I don't know if I can.
Come on the Three Amigos

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Three Kings.
All right

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I know, I know, I know. But
Darryl and Kevin needed a third.

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They bought me
this jersey. I said no

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Kevin started crying, so
I am Chris Bosh.

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If you get into season
one, you know, really

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Oh, my God, what the he
is wrong with you?

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It's called a costume

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What are you? Some kind
of Jamaican zombie woman?

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Ryan, will you please tell her who I am?
Whoopi Goldberg.

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Has no one here heard
of Kerrigan, from StarCraft?

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Queen of blades

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It's all Toby's fault

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Every Halloween,
I tell him the same thing

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You can't bring weapons
into the office.

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And every year he says
the same thing.

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"As soon as I get my weapons
back, I'm going to kill you."

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But there I am at
Thanksgiving alive, you know?

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I'm a lucky turkey

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Everybody looking good?
This is the best we can do?

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I'm not judging. I think you
guys look great, I just

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...want to make sure this
is the best we can do

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I just got a text
from Broccoli Rob. "Boo!'

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It scared me

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And then I got this text
from Robert California

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"Looking forward to Halloween
party Expectations are high.'

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Scared the *
out of me

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G'day, Pameroo Could you
shoot this off for me?

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Yeah.
Australian accent

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What are you doing? I just
wanted to see how you do it.

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If you're doing
something I don't

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Are you That Andy
so hot and cold

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One day he's like,
"Fax these documents, please.'

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The next he's like, "Pam, you fax them.
Who cares what Erin's feeling." Right?

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Oh, Erin
Pam

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how would you rate me as a receptionist
on a scale of one to three?

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Um

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Two?

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It's like the second to
last thing I wanted to hear

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No, I mean
you're doing great

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and Andy put you in charge
of the whole party, right?

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Yeah
Yeah.

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Send completed. You are the
best in the biz. I can't deny

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Bob and I are doing this
Scranton haunted walking tour

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I always wondered what kind
of people went on that thing.

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Hey, if you go
by the Banshee Pub

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tell the Man in Black
I say hello

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What happened, Pam?
Okay.

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When I was 22, I worked there and
everybody said the place was haunted.

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I didn't believe it until
one day before we opened

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I look up into the mirror
you know, behind the bar?

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And I see this old man
dressed all in black,

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but when I turn around
there's no one there.

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So, I tell the cook my story
Wait, they have food there?

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...and he said

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"That's what everyone sees
That's the Man in Black.'

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No. My wife does not
believe in ghosts

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Hey
Hey

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Oh

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This Man in Black thing What
do you think that was about?

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What do you mean? Was it
like trickery in the lights

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or maybe you were so primed
to see it then there it was

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I saw a ghost
Mm-hmm

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What I'm saying is, like do
you ever wonder what it was?

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It was a ghost. I told you
this on like our first date

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Yeah, I had just told you about the
day that I met the Blue Angels.

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I figured you had to top it I
don't know what to tell you, Jim

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but I saw a ghost

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Hey

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Uh-oh

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Looks like we're under a Jack attack.
- Yes, Andrew.

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And you, on this day of
fantasy, are a labourer

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Yes Everyone, this
is Bert, my son.

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Bert, this is
a paper company

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Hey, Bert

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Hello

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Can I use a computer?
I need to check a hurricane

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Here, use this one

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All right

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Oh, look, pin the word
on the witch

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How did you know
I was bringing my son?

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I didn't. It was for us
But he can play.

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Berty Boy, would you
like to play this game?

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That stuff's for babies

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Perhaps this party will
awaken the baby in all of us

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Wow. Who shot our grownup
party with the kiddy ray gun?

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We're still getting it set up
It's going to be really cool

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Extraordinary.
Did you plan this?

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Well, Toby and I did, yeah

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And I overheard and thought "Hey,
that'd be fun don't mind if I do.'

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If you turn out the lights
we'll do a little dance

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One, two, three

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Dem bones, dem bones,
dem dry bones

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Now we're the skeleton crew

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Delightful.
Thank you

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Now then
how are we today?

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Fine
Great.

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Just fine, Kelly?
Everything all right?

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Mm-hmm

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You feeling fulfilled
in your life?

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I guess

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You guess? So there is
something you want that you

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do not have

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Try not to think
about it

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Because it's too
terrifying to imagine

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Now we're cooking

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What is it, Kelly? What is
this great fear of yours?

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Never marrying Yes. Dying
alone, that is very scary.

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And how are you, Toby?

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So great

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Oh, I put those up. I know.
I'm taking them down.

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I almost wonder if putting
nothing on this wall

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is more Halloween-y

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I don't know
about this, guys

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Andy put me in charge of
the Halloween party, so.

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Well, Andy sent us
in here, so which is it?

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Oh

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So can we speak our minds now? Or
are we still sparing feelings?

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Because I hate
all of this.

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Very low pressure
in the Sargasso Sea

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Warm air from South America

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Cold air from Greenland All signs
point to the perfect storm.

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Perfectly mediocre

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What are you, anyway?

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I'm a Jamaican zombie woman
Leave me alone, ghoul

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If you had some really big
wings with blades on the end

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you'd kind of look like
Kerrigan from StarCraft.

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Damn it! I am Kerrigan from StarCraft.
I've been censored.

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If you're going to be a
Zerg, at least be a lurker

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Not some girl. Kerrigan is
ruler of the Zerg swarm

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Yeah. She also has boobs.
Yeah, but no nipples

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Hey
Hey, what's up?

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November's sure creeping up, ain't it?
You can't stop that month

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Hey, what's the jive with Angela and
Phyllis helping with the party, you know?

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Um

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I just thought you could
use some help, you know?

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'Cause Robert came in and thought
the party seemed a little kiddy.

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And I guess I agreed
And maybe we could

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mix a little more 13
into the PG.

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But that's it?

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There's nothing
about me or I?

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Can we talk about it
at the end of the day?

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I got a call
I got to make a call

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Yeah, sorry
Yes, we can

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Yes. I don't know

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Mm-hmm

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Gabe?
Sweet Erin

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I'm throwing the Halloween party and
I just want to amp it up a little.

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I think it could use
some extra pizzazz

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Okay. Where does
Gabe factor in?

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Remember that Halloween
party you took me to once?

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The one where I started crying
as soon as I walked in

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and I didn't stop crying?
Yes. Lars and Takako's

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Okay, well let's say that I
wanted this party to be a tiny

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tiny bit like that one

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just more adult,
more scary and sexy

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I will make this sexier
than you could ever imagine

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No, just scary. If we wanted
ideas for scary stuff

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No, that'd be scary
What are you thinking about?

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All right, let me go get it

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Pam Halpert
Hey. It's Jim Halpert.

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I was wondering if you wanted
to see a movie tonight

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'cause I've read a lot about
this really great documentary

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Is it called Ghostbusters?
It's called Ghostbusters.

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It didn't look like that

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He didn't have
a buster sign around him?

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Why don't you draw him? Why
don't we see this old man?

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Okay. Yeah. Fine,
I'll draw him Okay.

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I ain't afraid of no ghosts

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Whoa

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Mm-hmm

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Dwight, are you eating a stick?
It's a root, idiot.

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Okay

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Everyone hates you.
That's really rude

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I don't tell you hurricanes
suck even though it's true

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What do you like, tornadoes?
Try influenza

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00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,693
Yeah? What's the vaccine you
could take to avoid a hurricane?

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Open up a newspaper.
Look, a hurricane's coming

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I suppose you're going to tell me
the scariest animal is a shark.

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Try box jellyfish

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What are we talking about?

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I was talking about my wife and
how she believes in ghosts

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Then we had a little debate and then
Meredith said that she believes in them too

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You seem unimpressed.
Ghosts don't scare you?

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I'm only scared of real things,
like serial killers and kidnappers.

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Not things that don't exist
like ghosts or mummies

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Mummies are real There
are mummies at museums

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Yeah

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You prank

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It's true. They've
been preserved for

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thousands of years
They're all over.

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Why on Earth would a
museum put a mummy in it?

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A little
witch's brew?

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I grew this party
up real fast.

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Get out of here, little kid party.
Nobody loves you.

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And clean up your room Grownups
are going to use it later

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The party looks fun
doesn't it?

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Everybody seems to be in
there having a great time

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So maybe now would be a great time
for me to pop back on the computer

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I'm using it. I'm about to
play StarCraft with him

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You serious?
Yeah, I'm serious

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Hey, hey. That's funny

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Okay.
Loser

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Pam, do you think anyone's going to
notice I've worn this costume before

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when I wasn't pregnant?

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You know I guess nobody would
believe it still fits.

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Hey, guys, I'm
an Oscar Liar Weiner

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Oh, my God

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Party's tight, E Fog is cool.
Thanks

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It's on medium
Perfect

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It really looks great
You did a great job

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Oh. So we don't have
to have that talk?

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We should still
have that talk

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Maybe you could come by
my office at like 4:45?

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Cool

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Okay.

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Okay, everybody,

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be prepared
to be scared

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Okay

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The Cinema of the Unsettling
is a growing film movement.

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The most well known film in the
genre is an hour long shot

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of a squirrel
with diarrhea

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Okay. Ew

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Is that my grandmother?

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What's the story?
- There is no story.

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Yeah, seems like
there isn't a narrative.

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Maybe the filmmaker realized that
even narrative is comforting

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What the he
is going on here?

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Okay, I think
we've seen enough

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You can turn it off now
- Yeah

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Yeah, kill it. go ahead
and turn it off.

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Thank you - How'd
you get in my car?

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Where is this from?
That is so upsetting

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That was awful
Robert, I apologize

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I'm sorry. I got confused
I heard that you

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wanted to make the party more adult
but I think I know what to do now

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This game is called
"Pecker Poker.'

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It's the game of cards
that gets you hard.

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What we have here is a
classic misunderstanding.

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Why didn't you simply
ask Andy to clarify?

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Asking is a very
easy thing to do

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The two of you are
obviously very close

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Oh, I see. This no longer
seems like my business

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All I knew is that

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you wanted to have a talk
with me at the end of the day

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and I got nervous, so

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You were going
to talk at the end of

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I'm not here

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Did you think I was
going to fire you?

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No, I wasn't

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I'm sorry This must be
really uncomfortable for you

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I'm never uncomfortable

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Okay

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Erin, I think you know
I've been dating someone

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Sure

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And it's getting
a little more serious

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She's never come by, so
And she's never called here

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Unless it's your mom

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No, I didn't want her to call because
I thought it would be weird, but

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now it's weird
that she's not calling

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Two dates?

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Three dates?

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Thirty-one

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Wow

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I'm so happy
for you guys.

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Um. Let me know
when you get to 40

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I'll see you guys

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I should go

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I just don't get it, Pam

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I mean, you're a rational
person Thank you.

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Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL
jersey during the playoffs

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How is this any less logical?
Careful. Whoa

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First of all, it's not like I think
that's going to help the Eagles win

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Really?
No.

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That is just a bunch of people
participating in a collective thing.

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And maybe the Eagles will hear about
it and want to play better. It's not

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Exactly.
Thank you

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Go! Get up there
right now.

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Got it
Dwight

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You want to attack, or let them come to us?
Your call, B.

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Unleash the hell storm.
- Dwight

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Nice
Dwight

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Got 'em. Go

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Is she Asian? I don't know.
She's from somewhere, I bet

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Maybe from the forest
Forest?

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Did Andy say his girlfriend's
from the forest?

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I don't know, Phyllis
Maybe she's from the city

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Looks terribly real
doesn't it, Creed?

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No
Are you scared of snakes?

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You don't live
as long as I have

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without a healthy fear
of snakes, Bobby.

328
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,908
Yeah, I guess sometimes I have
nightmares about being buried alive.

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Honestly, Jim gives
me the creeps

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What am I up to?

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Like a few years
down the road, Cece says

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"Mom, there's
a ghost in my closet.'

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Now you say one of two things One,
"You're just having a bad dream."

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Or two, "Let's go see
what it wants."

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I'm not going
to freak her out, Jim

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Okay I'm not going
to lie to her either

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Oh, come on
When I was a boy,

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there was an empty house just
up the h from my family's

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It was rumored a man
committed suicide there

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after being possessed
by the devil

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One day, a young woman, Lydia

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moved into the house
with her infant child.

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That very night Lydia was awakened
by a loud heinous hissing sound

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She walked to the nursery and
there in baby's crib was a snake

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wrapped around baby's neck

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squeezing tighter and tighter

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Oh, my goodness
The crib was full of dirt,

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baby struggled to free
itself from underneath

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reaching and clawing
gasping for air

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Embalmed bodies rose
from their sarcophagi,

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lurching toward baby

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For they were mummies
No.

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Amongst them was a man

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Tall, slim.
Jim

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Almost instinctively
she turned to her husband

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"Wait," she thought

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"I don't have a husband.'

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For Lydia and her husband had had an
argument one they couldn't get past

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Each night they slept one inch farther
apart until one night Lydia left

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It was about this time she lost
herself in imaginary worlds.

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She had quit the
book club the choir,

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citing something about
their high expectations

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Her lips slowly
grew together from disuse

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Every time she wanted
to act, and didn't,

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another part of her face
hardened until it was stone

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And that fevered night
she rushed to the nursery

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and threw open the door
"Baby, are you okay?"

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Baby sat up slowly

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turned to mother

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and said

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"I'm fine, bitch. I'm fine.'

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Fear plays an interesting
role in our lives.

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How dare we let
it motivate us?

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How dare we let it into our decision
making? Into our livelihoods.

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Into our relationships.

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00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:56,254
It's funny, isn't it? We take a day a year
to dress up in costume and celebrate fear.

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00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,551
Toby. Hey, Bert. Want
to see the dance?

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00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,428
Dem bones,
dem bones, dem dry...

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00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,596
You're fired

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00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,724
What?
You heard me.

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00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:09,850
Pack your things

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00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:14,146
What? You can't
Gabe? Are you

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I'm the CEO's son

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00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,693
Pack your things
You're done.