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Oh... Oh

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What is this?

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A meatball? Really?

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It's always more fun to mess
with Dwight with an audience

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That was usually Pam

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So now that she's out,
I had to find someone else

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Turns out that Stanley
is quite the comedy fan

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But not everything
makes him laugh.

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He has very specific tastes.

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Through a painstaking process of trial
and error, I found out what he likes.

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And it's really weird

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Jim, come on. So juvenile

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What the

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You've been meatballed

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Are you ready
for some meatballs?

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Oh, man

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This is not very clever, Jim

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I know
Look for your stapler

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Really, Jim? Really?

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Very funny

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Okay, good night

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What's the haul?

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Thirty-two meatballs

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Good day

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That idiot's been
feeding us for a week

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We'll never have to
buy meatballs again

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Dunder Mifflin

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Jessica, hi, how are you?

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Yay, that's so great to hear

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I'm not going to be one of
those exes who can't move on.

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They have their
life and I have mine

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I'm taking an Italian class

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So far, I have learned tortellini
spaghettini, linguine.

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Well, it's not so much
a class as a restaurant

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But I do Monday Wednesday,
Friday from 7:00 to 9:00

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I will patch you
through right now

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You sound really
pretty today. Okay

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Jessica, I love you

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That's a message from my mom

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My parents met Jessica and they
completely flipped for her so

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they gave me this old
family ring to use on her

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Pump the brakes, Bernard

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Too early, I get it
I just... You know

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I'm just carrying it around
seeing how it feels.

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I haven't proposed
to anyone in years

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Mom took the main diamond out
She thought that had more of a

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"my little brother"
kind of vibe to it. But

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Whoa. It's pretty nice

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Got a little bit of
The Shining vibe, though

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Who needs a house that size?

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Big, stupid, pure chump bait

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I'm selling the house
actually.

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No, there's
a glare from over here

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Oh, wow, that's magnificent

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It's mid-recession in a depressed
area of a faltering state,

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and I've got the most expensive
house on the market.

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The 1% are
suffering too, people

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I bought it to be
my Playboy Mansion

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A temple to wine,
revelry, sex, intrigue

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This was hot on the heels of
Eyes Wide Shut, mind you.

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Then I met my wife,
she moved in, made it her own

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Now she's left me and forced
me to sell the place.

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The ultimate insult
they're calling

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my speakeasy
lounge a rumpus room

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Does my turmoil
amuse you, Jim?

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I'm sorry. I thought
you were making a joke

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What could you possibly have
found funny in what I said?

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What was the joke
you thought you heard?

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I guess I thought
you were approaching it

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with more of
a sarcasm than misery

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Kind of laughing
at your own pain

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Sad clown thing

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Oh, yes. How hilarious it is

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to laugh at clowns, the painted
jesters of a dying circus industry

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Very funny, Jim. I get it

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Um, I'm getting reports of a serious
outbreak of the "grumpies" in here.

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A beautiful monster cost me
my 40s and my dream home

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I think I'm entitled to
the occasional bad day

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Well, please tell
Susan we all say hi

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Dude, what if
since you're feeling grumpy

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we all swing by
tonight and check out

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your indoor pool?
Kevin, no

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Like some sort
of last hurrah?

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Yeah. All of us in the pool
saying hurrah.

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Maybe the last one
that says hurrah is "it.'

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Well, I suppose someone
should enjoy the place

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before I hand it over to the staging
experts at RE/MAX tomorrow.

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Let's try this

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Everyone, tonight, my house
wear a swimsuit

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Let's just call
it a get-together

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And let's say no food

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Hey, Oscar, was
that you who just

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created a party out of
thin air or was it me?

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That was you, Kevin

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It was me

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You going tonight, kiddo?
Because I can give you a lift

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Oh, I don't know
Meredith, it seems like

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you shouldn't drive
maybe ever

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It's no problem.
You live right near me

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How do you know
where I live?

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Andy followed you home
after the Christmas party

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Why?

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He wanted to make sure
California didn't put it in you.

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Oh. Come on

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Wow. Andy's such
a weird stalker.

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Following me home like that
when he has a girlfriend,

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a restraining order

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It is warm

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It's almost too warm

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I'm feeling 82, 82.5

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Oh. So close. Eighty-one

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Well, we'll say it's 82
and it'll be our secret

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Hey, late guy
Hey

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Wow. Just stopping by.
Got another party to go to

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A wife and two kids
at home party Oh

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DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some
serious Radio Disney tonight.

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You're looking at the master
of leaving parties early

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The key is you have to
make a strong impression

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so you want to have a picture taken,
you want to say some peculiar

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non sequitur that
people remember

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you want to note something unique,
a talking point for later

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I don't mean to brag but New
Year's Eve, I was home by 9:00.

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Robert, I just wanted to
grab you for one second

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This place is amazing
by the way.

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You should see
the whole thing

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That's beautiful. I'm going
to e-mail that to you

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I'm just about
to give the tour

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All right. Well
Join us

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You must see what you
were laughing about.

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Wow

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Yeah, that's some
pretty serious poolage

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What are you doing?
Hmm?

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Flicking a bug
off my weiner.

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Gross

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I'm getting a drink
Do you want anything?

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No, I'm good

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Funny how you can be surrounded by
people and still feel so lonely

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Hi
Hi

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How is everything?
How's your car?

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It's great, you know,
reliable, great mileage

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Is that so?

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How about this weekend we take that
sucker to a duck pond or something?

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Maybe get caught in the rain

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Well, I can't. I'm
going skiing with Jessica

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Couple of dopes
on the slopes.

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Oh. Like a goodbye trip

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No. What?

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Hey
Hi

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I guess Andy isn't totally
over his current girlfriend.

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But if he was
jealous once before

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then maybe I can
make him jealous again

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Just not with Robert

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He told me he was a ridel wouldn't survive
and I believe him.

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Wow. You made it.
Yeah. Yeah

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Uh-oh. Look at this Red
plastic cup, red plastic cup.

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How about that?

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You know, you are
just as dumb at night

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Mmm

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There is...
This would be no problem

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No! Show me.
All right

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Dive in from here
right now. Okay.

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Hey, Dwight Snoot What you doing?
Wait, relaxing. Scram

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God

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Hey, Stanley,
what happened to my pants?

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I moved them. Pants only need a
chair if there's a person in them

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Come on,
don't you want to play?

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Oh, really?
Yeah.

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You want to play
you little hick?

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Dwight

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Awesome
- Dwight!

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Here we have
the parlor.

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Would set down their coats

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and symbolically
their inhibitions.

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This was the gateway

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You enter this room a lawyer,
a doctor, a teacher, a judge,

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but beyond it you are simply a
penis a vagina, a hunger, an ache

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Susan used it as
a Pilates studio

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Holy cow

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My wine collection

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How many bottles?
Three hundred?

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About 1,200.

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What the hell
grab a bottle.

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Less inventory
for the lawyers

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Toby, ChÉteau Margaux, '95

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You know your wine

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Well. And you have a
Yes, another ch√¢teau

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Robert, you are too kind

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Oh Too kind doesn't
begin to cover it.

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With ammunition like this, we are
in for quite a night you and me

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And Gabey makes three

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00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,935
Robert, thank you. Thank you for
this, thank you for all this

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00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,145
This night's been magical

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Jim, come see
this next room

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especially would like it

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00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,233
Really? Why?
I don't know

196
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Maybe not. Just come

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Do you regret
attacking me now, hick?

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00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,790
Huh? Dwight. Stop it. I
was flirting with you

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I was trying to use
you to make Andy jealous

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00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,502
I'm not going to help you

201
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,296
Why would you choose me?
Because I'm mighty?

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00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,257
Because I'm the manliest man
in the office? I'll do it!

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Stop.
You stop

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00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,767
No, you stop.
No, you stop

205
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,354
Is he looking? You can stop

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00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,980
Okay, you can stop No,
no, no he's not looking.

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00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,148
You can actually stop

208
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,691
Whoa, you guys

209
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,694
I just found this
insane engagement ring

210
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,862
Is anyone missing this?

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00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,072
The main stone's missing

212
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,366
It looks pretty great to me

213
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,912
I pictured myself
here every night

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00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,373
eating a leg of
mutton, the juices

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00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,918
dripping down my bare chest,
wiping my fingers on the walls

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00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,253
Then I met the vegan

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00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,006
Good night.
To the kitchen

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00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,883
To the kitchen
To the kitchen

219
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,678
To the kitchen

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00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,264
Onward
- Toby

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00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,184
what's compelling about this
is the note of persimmon

222
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,936
Right?
Note?

223
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,854
It's a symphony
Okay.

224
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,898
You have to join my
wine tasting club.

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00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,445
Toby, you are
playing a dangerous game

226
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:41,783
I guess I'm through
the gateway now though, right?

227
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,955
You know

228
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,625
I don't think I've ever been
in this exact angle before.

229
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,086
I'm scared of firsts
but I like it.

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00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,130
You guys got to
try this pool.

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00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:59,134
No top scum, no Band-Aids
this thing is choice.

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00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:00,635
You in?

233
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,304
Yeah. Sure, sure
I'll be right in

234
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,556
I've been working out

235
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,810
but the problem is, I've been
building muscle underneath

236
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:13,148
and that top layer
hasn't burned off yet

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Awkward stage

238
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,402
Mmm

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00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:21,239
So good. Now take a chip
and crush it into my face

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00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,492
and rub the grease around
Do it. Yeah, rub it in.

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00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,327
Yeah
That's so good

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00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,580
Andy's not even looking

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00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,332
eating is a dead end
Damn it.

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00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,378
What is the most
romantic possible thing?

245
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,257
We can get some chicken fights
going in the pool.

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00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,510
Dwight, that's just
That's really perfect

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Thank you. Yes
Yes!

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You're in my lane

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00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:51,811
Andy

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00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,147
Dwight and I challenge you
and Jess to a chicken fight.

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Winner take all

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Chicken fight

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00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,859
No, thanks
Dang it!

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00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,110
What the heck already

255
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,196
Cathy, chicken fight

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Okay, yeah, who's going to be my partner?
Where's Jim?

257
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,367
I'm right here

258
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Come on, Cath

259
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,961
Yes

260
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Whoo

261
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,841
Dwight, our chemistry is really
clicking We work so well together

262
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,344
I know. I could just
bang you right now

263
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He's not looking. Hey

264
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I had two bears sewn together
to make this king size.

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Total waste of two bears

266
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To both these bears

267
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To both these bears
- Bears.

268
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To both these bears

269
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When I put in the screening
room I bought three movies

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Caligula, Last Tango in
Paris and Emmanuelle 2.

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Mwa

272
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,671
The last two movies I
actually watched in here were

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Marley & Me and
On Golden * Pond.

274
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,594
I mean, it's clearly meant
for watching erotic cinema

275
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,763
Yeah. We could watch some
right now, if you want.

276
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I've got a Korean
film on my iPod.

277
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,270
If you want to just...
If you have the cables

278
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,815
Kelly, that's
a crazy ring you found

279
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Yeah. Thanks, I'm
really glad that I found it

280
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,777
I can't believe
you're wearing it

281
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,237
Are you not
superstitious at all?

282
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,948
Of course I'm superstitious,
what are you talking about?

283
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,994
Ring of a failed marriage might
have some sinister energy, right?

284
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,245
Am I just being silly?

285
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,955
I don't think
you're being silly

286
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,039
Oh, God

287
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,291
You know what?
I can just sell it

288
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,667
and put the money
in the party fund.

289
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,377
Oh

290
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,254
Then another woman will get
it, we can't allow that

291
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,797
We have to destroy it

292
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,632
Come on. Let's
chicken fight those two

293
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,348
How was that?
Okay, watch my toes

294
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,936
Hey, Val, want a beer?

295
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,355
It might taste better than that
pool water you've been drinking

296
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,815
No, I'm good. Thank you

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00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,400
Cool
Cool.

298
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,195
Does Darryl not swim?

299
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,073
That's racist. I don't know

300
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,328
but I would say by looking at
him, no, Darryl does not swim

301
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,540
That's all right That's all right!
We got this

302
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,167
Yeah
Yeah

303
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,339
Maybe we should take a little
break Dwight, we've got this.

304
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,175
I promise. I will not leave
your shoulders no matter what

305
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:28,843
Okay

306
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,970
One more?
Yeah. Great

307
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,726
Mush! Mush! Mush

308
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,687
Come on
Go

309
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,192
Here we go

310
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Yay

311
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,196
Whoa
Wow.

312
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,115
I cannot believe you're still on.
I can't believe it either

313
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,159
I've got this!

314
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,886
Erin, did we win?

315
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,681
Sure. Sure, we did

316
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,392
You're lying.
We didn't win

317
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,353
Hey, hey, hey, Dwight It's okay!
Just rest. Just rest.

318
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,730
You've broken up your last
couple, you evil ring.

319
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,565
Do it

320
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,237
We're in the pool
Shove it, Angela.

321
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,241
Same old party
same old people, am I right?

322
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,284
Reminds me of
Phyllis' birthday

323
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,287
Ooh. Do not remind me
of Phyllis' birthday I know.

324
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,417
But boy, that Erin, she sure is
a ripe little tiger, isn't she?

325
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,377
Meow!

326
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,588
And to think I always thought
of her as a second Meredith

327
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,634
Respectfully, I don't
want us walking into

328
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,262
a similar Angela kind
of situation Mmm.

329
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,681
So I just want to make sure
that you are completely

330
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,434
100% done with Erin

331
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:05,857
Last I checked I'm with Jessica
and I like to get my mongo on

332
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,943
It's monogamy
for my hog and me

333
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,403
Not what I asked
We're done

334
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,113
Erin and I are over.
Okay

335
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:16,534
So then you won't mind if
tonight I just go crazy on her?

336
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,870
Just go nuts...

337
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,955
With sex

338
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,749
Have at it

339
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,960
Or take it slow,
whatever you guys work out

340
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,090
You're an idiot

341
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,939
Cannonba

342
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,571
Let's do this

343
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,120
Oh

344
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,332
So I kind of stepped on this
I think it's yours.

345
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,833
Yeah

346
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,460
Oh. Wow

347
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,629
How did you know
it was mine?

348
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,090
The Bernard family seal, duh

349
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,884
Duh

350
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,306
Sorry if your
special night was ruined

351
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:25,186
Oh, whoa, whoa, no
it's not a special night

352
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,939
Oh, you weren't
going to do it?

353
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,901
Honestly, Erin, I don't know what I'm doing

354
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,744
Thank you

355
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,959
Andy's confused

356
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,503
That's not what I was hoping for.
But it's not so bad either

357
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,718
And, of course
the pool.

358
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:04,100
Ultimate lubricant
for any wild evening

359
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:10,231
It was here that my parties would
have crescendoed into true madness

360
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,650
To madness

361
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,652
Madness.
To madness

362
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,070
To madness

363
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,617
Hey, I think you
parked my car in

364
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,952
Is there any way
you can move your van?

365
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,663
Hey, I'm sorry When I got
here, I put my keys in a bowl

366
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,789
Are you serious?

367
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,750
Robert, I want you to know I'm here
to rock with you as late as you want

368
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,211
And that goes
double for me

369
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,088
I'll stay even
later than you'd like

370
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,643
Toby, I am Bacchus
god of wine.

371
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,353
And I am Bacchus' friend

372
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,361
Gentlemen, bear witness
while I've been

373
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,280
mourning the nights
that never were

374
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,033
one of them has been
unfolding here before me

375
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,124
This is no get-together

376
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:12,793
This is a party

377
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,058
Yes

378
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,983
And there's
my talking point

379
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,259
Yes, that's it.
Push yourselves, boys

380
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,012
It's not a party if you don't
do something that scares you

381
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,856
You two keep going

382
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,277
Hey, he's asleep.
We can just leave

383
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,195
So leave