1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,002 Ho-ho 2 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:05,254 Look who's back reporting for duty Hey, guys 3 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,256 Hey Hi 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:08,924 Pam! Ha 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,884 Look what I can do now that she's no longer pregnant 6 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,344 Bam! Bam! Bam! Pam 7 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,929 Are you glad to be back? 8 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:17,057 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could have used another week, or three 9 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,268 You still had eight weeks more than we did. 10 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,770 Well, it's not exactly a vacation 11 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:25,315 Hello, everyone! Remember? Little old me. Hi 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,234 What are you doing here? You just had our baby. 13 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:32,614 Our collective Dunder Mifflin family baby four days ago. 14 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,199 I wanted to come back to work. 15 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:38,579 Not everybody needs some long, luxurious, Parisian maternity leave 16 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,998 Damn, girl! Your body! What? 17 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,875 Angela, you look amazing 18 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:46,503 Really? I feel like this big rhinoceros 19 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,466 Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys for covering for me, so I made some treats 20 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,384 I've got brownies and magic cookie bars 21 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,969 Mm-mm-mm 22 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:58,682 Angela, those brownies have walnuts in them and I think Kevin's allergic to walnuts. 23 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,309 You're allergic to walnuts right, Kevin? 24 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,644 Extremely, but I'm going to fight through it 25 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,689 It's okay, Angela. I have mommy brain, too 26 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,441 what that is, Pam 27 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:10,152 special for you, Kevin. Right here. 28 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:12,029 When did you find time to do all this? 29 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,323 Babies sleep a lot, Pam if you feed them enough 30 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:16,992 Brownie, Pam? 31 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,207 Thank you 32 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,169 Oh, my gosh It's really good 33 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,546 I'm watching my weight 34 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:36,762 Say, guys, you know what's an even more useful treat is cash. So 35 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,681 Nope. It's over. No. Okay We wanted to say thank you 36 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,360 Dwight, I have exciting news for you What? 37 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,238 Going to like it 38 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,656 You can't tantalize me 39 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,033 Oh, maybe I can 40 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,285 I got an e-mail from corporate 41 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,412 that told me Okay. 42 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,456 ...that you got a promotion 43 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:08,836 Right? I mean, that's not the kind of thing you want to read quietly at your desk 44 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,255 If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear 45 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,339 No. This is legit 46 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:16,135 You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks 47 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,721 to develop and launch a chain of Sabre stores 48 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:23,267 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes 49 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,561 Yes! Yes! Yes! 50 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:29,565 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes 51 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,441 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Yeah! 52 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,818 The Schrutes have a word for when 53 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,988 everything in a man's life comes together perfectly 54 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,990 "Perfektenschlag.' 55 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,825 Right now, I'm in it 56 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,119 I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate 57 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:45,414 a competent team I am likely a father 58 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:50,377 I am so deep inside of perfektenschlag right now 59 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:53,338 And just to be clear, there is a second definition 60 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,841 "perfect pork anus, ' which I don't mean 61 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,218 And here's the fax for you 62 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,512 And here's some facts for you 63 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,098 Did you know frogs can hear with their lungs? 64 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:06,935 And that flamingos can have orgasms that last 30 minutes 65 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,772 Love to learn. Yeah, it's weird that I said that last one. 66 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,608 So 67 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,860 Yeah, look at that We're pin twins. 68 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,278 Pin twins 69 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,864 This is a gift from Jessica Kind of a gag gift, really 70 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:19,990 Real gifts come later 71 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,326 Yeah. That's cute 72 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:25,078 When I saw it at CVS it made me gag, too. Just 73 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:34,546 For a while there, I thought something would change, but nope. 74 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:35,881 Andy's still with Jessica 75 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,050 They even carpool together most days. 76 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:39,509 I don't know. 77 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,554 I wouldn't mind carpooling every day with Andy, 78 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,265 but I wouldn't want to spend that much time with Jessica 79 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,936 What do we have here? 80 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,816 Val knit me a beanie. 81 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:56,985 But I can't tell if it's a "We're just friends" beanie 82 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,030 or a "I'm hot, you're hot, let's get it popping" beanie 83 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,950 So I'm going to up the ante 84 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,661 Give her a clearly romantic gift. 85 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,330 And we'll get to the meaning of the beanie. 86 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,083 Pam, pack up your post-natal swimwear 87 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,793 make it a one piece or this offer is rescinded 88 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:16,755 and join me for a fantastic barbeque one week from today in Tallahassee, Florida 89 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,632 where I'm going to be living for the next three weeks. 90 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,592 Really? Mm-hmm 91 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,427 I'll fly anywhere for some good barbeque 92 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,512 Ooh, me three 93 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:27,516 No plus ones. This is for competent workers only. 94 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,143 And don't worry about the cost. Sabre is footing the bill 95 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,604 Does this have anything to do with what you were talking to Andy about? 96 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,064 God, you're such a spy. 97 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,695 Notice anything different about me? 98 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,822 You're wearing the beanie. You like it? 99 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,658 Super comfortable Like sweatpants for my head. 100 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:47,703 It's really itchy 101 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:51,373 uh, but to be fair, my head is constantly itching 102 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,042 so I can't really peg it on the hat 103 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:58,213 Wow. It's like the Nation of Islam down here. 104 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,799 Don't hate. 105 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,385 Who's that for? 106 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:08,140 Oh. This is a gift for my man Nate here. 107 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,433 What? Yeah 108 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,851 Darryl, you shouldn't have 109 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:14,479 Can I open it? No, no, no maybe just later 110 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,732 Ah, I can't wait I'm sorry. I'm too excited. 111 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,654 Darryl 112 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,531 Wow. Those are really nice 113 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,283 They're so elegant 114 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,243 Cashmere How did you know? 115 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,245 Just a hunch 116 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,748 Your gift is on the way 117 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,082 Can't wait 118 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,337 "I'm glad you're in my life Happy Valentine's Day." 119 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:42,090 Darryl, I am glad to be in your life, too 120 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:46,261 Your card is more beautiful than the gloves 121 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:52,017 My first task as special project manager Dwight Schrute, 122 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,977 assembling a crack team. 123 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,813 I need people who are loyal, 124 00:05:57,106 --> 00:06:00,942 people who will help me get an inroad with the gay Hispanic community. 125 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,195 People who won't be missed. 126 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,323 We don't need idiots. 127 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,034 Good for nothings. 128 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:10,952 Meth heads. 129 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,455 Or... 130 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:14,956 What's your name? 131 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:17,167 Cathy Cathy. 132 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:24,841 I just got a text from Robert California that says 133 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,468 "Bring your clubs to Florida." 134 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,804 Why? Does he think you're going to Florida? 135 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:31,515 I hope not. Because I am not going. 136 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,725 Two question marks? 137 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,396 No, just do one. Two question marks is kind of aggressive 138 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,272 You know, it's like "Well, what?" 139 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,274 Just do one 140 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:44,986 You want to take Darryl Phyllis, Toby, Angela and Oscar? 141 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,071 Yes 142 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,615 Can I interest you in someone less essential? 143 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:50,992 Like a Creed or a Meredith perhaps? 144 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,161 Oh, my God They're not expendable exactly 145 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,747 I can't think of the word I'm trying to find 146 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:56,998 Are you kidding me? 147 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,959 I'm supposed to get on an airplane with those nincompoops? 148 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,127 We'd never make it off the runway 149 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:03,630 All right, look, I got to keep this office functioning somehow 150 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:06,383 so I have put together a list 151 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:07,926 Here's your team 152 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,553 Darryl and Phyllis you can have 153 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,013 You're also taking Cathy Kelly and Kevin. 154 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,182 Oh, God. You have your team 155 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,686 Kevin? Kelly? Cathy? 156 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,147 Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links 157 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:23,316 Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have 158 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,861 And now I no longer own an Arctic Wolf 159 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,197 Well, let's hear it 160 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:31,950 "Robert, hey," exclamation point I like it so far 161 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,618 "Got your text Awesome idea 162 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:37,080 "Let's hit the links the next time you're in PA. -J.H.' 163 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:42,043 It's perfect. You emphasize the golf, completely omit the Florida 164 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,378 Yeah, it's a golf text 165 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:45,422 Total golf text. Send it 166 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:50,469 Done. Wait, I just feel weird I should just call him 167 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:54,639 You want to call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away? I mean 168 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,603 This is Darryl 169 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,980 Sorry, I asked for the main shipment number. 170 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,607 I just need the address for the warehouse. 171 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,275 My girlfriend some flowers. 172 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,070 Your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend Val? 173 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,072 Yeah. Do you know her? 174 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:15,160 We're friends We're friends 175 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,830 Cool. So can I get that address or... 176 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:22,167 Yeah, yeah. Sorry I'm just looking for a pen 177 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,293 Why do you need a pen? 178 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:25,212 Back off I got my reasons 179 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,172 May I have your attention, please? 180 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,007 Could Cathy, Phyllis, Darryl, Kevin and Kelly 181 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,092 please join me in the conference room immediately? 182 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,636 Why? No big deal 183 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,931 It's just that you five have been deemed most deserving of a three-week 184 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,433 all expenses paid business trip to Tallahassee, Florida 185 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,560 Hell, yeah What? 186 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,855 I'm sorry, Stanley. I can't share any more details with you 187 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,024 You see Andy rejected you 188 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:48,109 Wait Cathy gets to go? 189 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,403 Why does she even still work here? Pam is back. 190 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,863 It just feels like a slap in the face 191 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,698 I can understand your pain. And your rage. 192 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,951 But you know what? Andy is an honorable man 193 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:59,246 Let us not question his choices. I'm sure he had his reasons. 194 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,790 We're not questioning his reasons. I just want to know what they are 195 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,124 I know. You and me both, brother. 196 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,376 It seemed kind of random to me 197 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:08,338 but he was pretty clear on who he thought truly deserved this boondoggle of a lifetime. 198 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:13,093 Well, he nailed it because I do deserve a vacation 199 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,554 Sometimes Batman's got to take off his cape 200 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,848 Good point. But we're going to be working pretty hard until 5:00 p.m 201 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:22,811 After that, it's going to be beach volleyball trips to Cape Canaveral 202 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,813 and sea kayaking with Gloria Estefan 203 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,565 What were the criteria for going? 204 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,985 It might be innate goodness versus innate badness 205 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,153 But there's an easy way to find out 206 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,992 Oh, Andy, got a few questions for you 207 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,661 Moshi moshi. 208 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,372 Uh, the Florida picks got out, 209 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,417 and people were just kind of curious as to why they weren't picked, 210 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,419 and maybe you could just clarify 211 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,503 Uh. 212 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:55,093 Well, the deliberations were confidential, so I feel like we should respect that. 213 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,053 Respect it? You're trying to tell me 214 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,347 Kevin Malone deserves more than Stanley Hudson? 215 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,600 Hey Okay, it's obvious 216 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,936 that Andy picked the people that are least important to the office. 217 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,606 Important? Because you and your enormous monster baby 218 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,773 are so important to the branch? 219 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,692 My baby is not a monster 220 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,153 Hey, be proud of your enormous monster baby 221 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,946 an enormous monster baby 222 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,325 Guys! Guys! Guys 223 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:23,413 Come on, seriously, we cannot let this trip cause this kind of rift, guys 224 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,789 Stop calling us "guys" 225 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,877 when I'm nervous, guys 226 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,171 Guys, guys, guys. Guys. - Stop it 227 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,131 Stop! Stop it! Andy 228 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,592 Dudes 229 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:39,971 The dudes who are going to Florida were picked by Dwight and me 230 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,973 Okay, hey, I specifically remember 231 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,267 that there were a lot of other people I thought should be considered. 232 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,393 Uh. 233 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,395 If anybody's going to Florida, it should be me. 234 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,649 Every shirt that I have that isn't a work shirt is a Tommy Bahama. 235 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,401 I'm the only person in this office who watches Burn Notice. 236 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:56,655 Okay. I did not realize that so many of you wanted to go so badly 237 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,824 so if you feel like you have a very good reason to go to Florida, 238 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,409 I'm happy to hear you out. Great idea 239 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,495 So why doesn't everyone just take the next five to six hours 240 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,955 come up with a statement on why you feel you deserve to go to Florida, 241 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,040 and Andy and I will listen to it. 242 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,793 No, that is a ridiculous waste of time. For you maybe 243 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,711 Five to six hours? Three to four hours 244 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,005 No, no, no, no. No. Just two to three hours 245 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,508 Come up with a statement over the next hour. 246 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,592 Thirty minutes 247 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,427 I'm out 248 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,970 Okay, read it back to me 249 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,515 "Robert, great offer. Wish I could hit the links with you in Florida, 250 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:26,768 "but a father of a newborn really should be helping out his wife any chance he gets.' 251 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,397 Good. Doesn't sound pushy You're just stating a fact 252 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,440 Absolutely Works for me 253 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,068 Okay. Sending. 254 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,570 Well done. And we managed to kill the entire morning 255 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,280 We really did 256 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,955 He responded, "L.O.L.' 257 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,550 I am already... 258 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:02,345 I already picked my team, Darryl, Oscar, Angela, Phyllis and Toby. 259 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,305 And that is the team that I am taking. 260 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,726 What's that? It's not up to me? I only have influence? 261 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,603 Well, that's all Baltzer Glattfuelder had 262 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,356 and now no one eats owls for Thanksgiving 263 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,025 You have two young dynamic people in this office 264 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,819 who know trends who know youth. 265 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,905 That's myself and Kelly Kapoor you need one of us there 266 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,826 Or both? Not both. Just one. Me 267 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,370 Or if not me, Kelly Ideally me 268 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,788 Again, youth knowledge 269 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,499 that's what you get when you put Ryan Howard on your special project team 270 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,170 Or Kelly Kapoor. Again, not both. Thanks 271 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,131 Very impressive 272 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,675 He put a lot of work into that. Mm-hmm 273 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,761 PowerPoints are the peacocks of the business world 274 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,387 All show, no meat 275 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,600 Because I feel like that I am in a place with my gambling rehab 276 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:52,020 that I can finally start going to dog racing again 277 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:57,108 You know, just sitting watching, enjoying the sport 278 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:01,446 Maybe putting down a few dollars if there's like a crazy mismatch or something 279 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,615 Okay. Thank you Kevin, we'll let you know. 280 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,366 Thank you. When do we leave? 281 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,035 Thank you 282 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,371 It really has been a long, lonely winter 283 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:14,417 Wow. Seasonal affective disorder, a.k.a. SAD. 284 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,878 That sounds like a very real thing, Toby 285 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,714 It is real. Thank you for saying that 286 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,592 Yeah, wow, it's almost like 287 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:26,638 we're not all experiencing the same winter 288 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,391 Florida Stanley smiles Florida Stanley is happy to go to work 289 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,228 Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team 290 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,941 It's still... Well ...she does here 291 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,901 Hey, guys. Any spots left? 292 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,903 Erin, you want to go to Tallahassee? 293 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,199 I think it would be a nice way to clear my head 294 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,744 You know, I don't think it's a good idea for you to clear your head 295 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,663 any more than it has been already 296 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,414 a workplace where 297 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,960 the burdens of everyday life keep you tethered to reality 298 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,461 Either or 299 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,214 But if you can find someone to fill in, I would love to go 300 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,424 Well, it wouldn't be hard to find someone to fill in 301 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,804 Really? Oh, great. Good 302 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,099 Now, is it too dark to say that Cece's having an operation? 303 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,101 I think you need to go to Florida. 304 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,689 It's only for three weeks 305 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,858 You know, with my mom and sister at the house, it'll be 306 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:20,984 A total nightmare 307 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:24,070 because I'll have all the help I need 308 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,738 Yeah, that's what I'm saying They're incredibly helpful. 309 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,073 You're lucky to have them 310 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,741 With them there, you probably won't even know I'm gone 311 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,076 Exactly 312 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,788 Well 313 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:39,127 No. No! Absolutely not You are not going! Over my dead body, no. Andy 314 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,421 Toons, I'm really sorry 315 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,715 You're too essential to the operation here I can't let you go. 316 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,259 I wouldn't say that That's a bit much 317 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,677 You know, Dwight if you didn't want me to go 318 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,847 the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation 319 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,098 That way, I couldn't go 320 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,393 Jim is essential Hold on. I just want to get it on camera. 321 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,940 Andy, Jim is just too 322 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,150 Essential 323 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,943 This is stupid! Cut 324 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,320 All right. I'm going to pack my trunks 325 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,446 He doesn't even want to go. 326 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,947 Well, I got a text from R.C. 327 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,618 inviting me to come down so I think that's going to make us roommates. 328 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:13,870 Oh, my God 329 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,081 Hey, quick question, do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 330 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,667 Because I want to shower when you're showering to save some water 331 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,672 Okay, listen up, everyone Here's who's going to Florida 332 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,382 Cathy What? 333 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,592 Stanley. No 334 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,801 Ryan. No 335 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,011 Erin. 336 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,346 And Jim 337 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,681 You got to be * kidding me. Okay 338 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,017 Okay 339 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,853 Florida group, welcome to the team 340 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,281 Let's go 341 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,618 Step it up, you runts. You infants. Let's move 342 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,119 Why is it so hot in here? 343 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:59,248 Hot? What are you talking about? This is a nice, temperate Florida morning 344 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,376 Eighty-five degrees 73% humidity. 345 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,003 This is the exact environment that you will be facing 346 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,130 for the next three weeks of your life. 347 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,634 Welcome to Special Projects orientation. 348 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,761 The next three weeks of your life 349 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,223 are going to be the most miserable you've ever faced. 350 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,017 They're going to be hard They're going to be dirty 351 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,395 You're going to wish you were dead 352 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,313 But? 353 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,107 "But?" There's no "buts.' 354 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,068 That's it. You'll wish you were dead. You seem a little disturbed 355 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,861 Do you want to stay here? No. No. I want to go. 356 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,156 Because if any of you would prefer to stay here 357 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,367 all you need to do is ring this bell 358 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,244 Is that the buzzer from Taboo? 359 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,621 Shut up, maggot It is. 360 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,373 You don't want to go ring the be 361 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,417 Ring it. Ring it 362 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,753 How many of you have seen the documentary Deliverance? 363 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,965 How did a mosquito get in here? 364 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,843 I released 300 mosquitoes into the conference room. 365 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,177 Just temporarily 366 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,055 When I'm done, the frogs will take care of the mosquitoes. 367 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:02,478 Yes. And then he brushes your soft supple cheeks 368 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,815 with his worn leathery hands and says 369 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:09,027 "I'm going to make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblat!' 370 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,778 Unless you ring the bell. Ring it 371 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,946 No. Ring the bell 372 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,866 You want to spend the rest of your life changing your husband's colostomy bags? 373 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,285 Huh? Do you? Ring it What? Ah. 374 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,288 What was that? Mosquito 375 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,047 Orientation's over 376 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,467 Darryl, hey 377 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,634 Hey, what's up? You called? 378 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,928 Yeah, you know, I felt really terrible 379 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,473 that you got me these lovely gloves, and I didn't get you anything 380 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,599 It's cool, really 381 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,517 No, it's anything but cool. 382 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:46,731 Now, I haven't really had time to go out and buy you anything, but 383 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,232 here goes 384 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,944 "This coupon entitles you to one free tickle monster attack." 385 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,531 Yeah. They're Nate coupons or Nate-pons And they're all different 386 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,367 Cash that one in and I will bring you a stick of gum 387 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,913 any time, any place I'll find you. 388 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,290 Thanks 389 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,251 Nice flowers 390 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,878 Thanks. They're from my mom. 391 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,756 Your mom? 392 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,092 Yeah 393 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,384 Oh 394 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,222 So I guess that was your mom who called me earlier looking for the address. 395 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,515 Real deep-voiced woman 396 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,183 Yeah, that's her 397 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,186 She said her name was Brandon, I think 398 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,813 Your mom's name is Brandon? 399 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,984 Yeah, Darryl. My mom's name is Brandon 400 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,908 out where I stand 401 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,036 This is a love beanie 402 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,292 Okay, Florida team let's reconvene. 403 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,390 I'm going to Florida And I'm not coming back 404 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,813 So Sabre has set up a conference room for our use while we're at corporate. 405 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,731 So what is this special project? 406 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,525 Basically, Sabre has tasked us with 407 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,527 helping them branch into the retail market place 408 00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,404 They want to set up their own version of an Apple store. 409 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,738 That sounds awesome 410 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,699 It did. It did 411 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,825 You know what might be great? 412 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,703 Is if instead of a genius bar, we have a lounge area 413 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,997 where people can ask questions about the product 414 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,582 with other customers who liked it 415 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,586 Yeah, and they should have a place where people can check their computers or printers 416 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,130 before they see you, so you don't have to carry it around like a dope 417 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,756 Like a coat check 418 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,680 Oh, don't write it down unless you like it 419 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,764 Oh, I like it 420 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,851 It seems to me that the Apple store is kind of like a party 421 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,770 so I think our question is how do we make this a better party? 422 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,524 No. We sell business tools and the stores need to reflect that. 423 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,944 They need to be all business Let all the other stores look like a toy store. 424 00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:00,364 Right. Think different From Apple. 425 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,286 Dwight, is now a good time to go over what you expect of us? 426 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,420 Yes 427 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,339 What are my expectations for the group? 428 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,884 I have been given the responsibility to manage Stanley, a solid player. 429 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,094 Ryan, who is capable of surprises. 430 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,013 Erin, an excellent follower. 431 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,475 And Cathy, a probably not totally useless enigma. 432 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,977 And, well, Jim. 433 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,315 Under the right manager that's not a bad team. 434 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,151 Perfektenschlag 435 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,493 I'm going to live here without you 436 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,246 Me neither. Hey, will you put this coat on my chair? 437 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,664 I just realized I'm not going to need it down there 438 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,374 Yes, I will take your coat. 439 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,792 And I will keep it with me 440 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,585 and I will sleep with it because it smells like you 441 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,003 No, no, no, no, no. Just put it on my chair 442 00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,215 All right Bye 443 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,717 Bye. Call me when you land I will. 444 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,011 Safe travels 445 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,181 Goodbye for a very very long time. 446 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,350 Okay 447 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,185 It's only three weeks 448 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,191 All expenses paid 449 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,735 Yeah. Jim's going to be there. 450 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,197 That marriage is not good Nobody knows better than me 451 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,033 Definitely, we will 452 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,328 It's three weeks in Tallahassee. What else is there to do?