1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:02,501 Hey, Angela 2 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:03,794 you wanna see a picture of Philip 3 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,212 wearing those little booties you got us? 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,214 So cute 5 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:10,592 Hey, you guys wanna see a picture of Gerald wearing galoshes? 6 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,512 He refused to go out in the rain until I bought these 7 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:15,931 Now, going out in the rain is all he wants to do 8 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:20,394 Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby. 9 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:21,854 News flash, if you didn't carry 10 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,397 it around in your belly for nine months 11 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:24,523 it isn't your kid 12 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:25,983 Exactly 13 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:27,860 Unless you adopted of course. 14 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,445 That is where we disagree 15 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,114 Hey, are your little dudes crawling yet? 16 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:35,034 No. Three-month-old humans don't do that 17 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,619 My Philip is crawling 18 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,498 Angela is such a liar 19 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,833 It's maddening 20 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:46,045 Exactly, that's just like crate training. 21 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,130 All night long All night long 22 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:49,798 Well, count yourself lucky 23 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,175 Wait until you have two 24 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,094 That's two sleep schedules, two naps that don't coincide 25 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,221 I mean, you'll never sleep again 26 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,223 No one said you must have two 27 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,892 Like her genes are so important 28 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,644 The world just needs more Pam-Jim DNA Thank you, no. 29 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,063 No, thank you 30 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,735 Check this out My brother just got a new sailboat 31 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:13,238 He has no idea what he just got himself into. 32 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,616 There's nothing harder than taking care of a boat 33 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:17,326 Am I right? 34 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,827 Unbelievable! Unbelievable 35 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,954 Unbelievable 36 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,385 It is the end of the day. It is the end of the week 37 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:39,098 We managed to fill 40 hours, somehow 38 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,307 That's not bad, is it? 39 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,476 That's great Pretty good. 40 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,521 Well, thank you this is very helpful feedback 41 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,856 Dwight, I am still not ready to name the V.P 42 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,608 That's not what I was gonna ask 43 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,819 Gosh, you jump to conclusions 44 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,446 Come on, I know. You've got so much on your plate 45 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,906 it's right now you're like 46 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:59,118 "Oh, what's more important Dwight's question figure out who's the V.P 47 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,370 "Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P.' 48 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,831 Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P 49 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,462 Can we at least eliminate those that are not in the running? 50 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,340 Free them up to focus more completely on the menial 51 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,592 Like stacking and sorting, or 52 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,177 Catching butterflies? 53 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,887 That's a hobby. Unless it's for food 54 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,722 Theater A waste of time. 55 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,057 Dragging? 56 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,267 That's just a verb 57 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,351 Dragging sticks 58 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,519 Yes. Nice. Perfect 59 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,979 Dragging sticks 60 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:29,273 All right, I'm gonna eliminate three people right now. 61 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:31,608 Okay? Just. You three. No 62 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,361 Not good enough 63 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,908 English people's main use today is judging American talent. 64 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,953 "You're crap. You're wonderful.' 65 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,497 They're mean, but they're incisive 66 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,542 Everyone meet in the hotel bar at 7:00 67 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,586 I'm not allowed to say it's mandatory 68 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,671 So let's just call it compulsory 69 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,048 I'll be there at 6:00 70 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,342 Ugh. We're gonna have one of those crazy nights aren't we? 71 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,760 Maybe we'll see the real Talla-nasty 72 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,179 we've been hearing so much about 73 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,763 Talla-nasty. Very clever 74 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,307 Thank you. Wait, wait 75 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,559 You think she invented "Talla-nasty"? 76 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:07,895 No, no, no, no 77 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,941 Cathy? It's been great, fun, normal 78 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,611 gonna be hanging out with Stanley on this trip 79 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,946 but he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon. 80 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,781 My friend and I are new here in Tallahassee 81 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,742 Would you like to get a cocktail? 82 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:25,621 Maybe go out for a little dancing? Beautiful day, no? 83 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,999 Okay, everybody. 5:00. Work day's over 84 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:32,920 Put your pencils down, and bring 'em back up 85 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:36,006 Because now, the late night work jam begins 86 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:37,925 Yes! The conference room is set up. 87 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,469 I've got pens, I've got paper I've got a whiteboard! 88 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,845 We are good to go 89 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,013 Say what? 90 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,431 We are good to go 91 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,475 Say what? Good to go! 92 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,976 Stop it Andy 93 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,103 Tonight, we're staying late to service the accounts 94 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,396 of the people who went on the Florida trip 95 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,856 Yes, of course we could have just 96 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,358 been doing this the whole time, 97 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,610 but someone dropped the ball 98 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,947 Ball droppings can be beautiful 99 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:04,201 For example, when it turns an awkward soprano into a rich, full tenor. 100 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,497 Jason Bourne would kick Bond's ass 101 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,583 Jason Bourne has no support staff 102 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,252 his own government's out to get him. 103 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,753 Genghis Khan could take 'em both down, 104 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,338 'cause he's not afraid to kill children 105 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,175 What? It's true 106 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,719 He would eviscerate babies and hang them 107 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,429 from poles outside of the villages 108 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,058 Okay, drinking game The count of three, take three sips 109 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:31,436 That's a stupid game I got a great drinking game Okay? 110 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:32,938 Everyone, empty your pockets 111 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,190 Whoever has the most seeds is the king 112 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,151 whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback. 113 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,778 What happens if you're the hunchback? 114 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,071 Oh, you get kicked 115 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,322 How many buttons do you have? 116 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,991 Forty. Always 117 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,701 Can I see? Sure. 118 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,703 So I get to kick you now 119 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,871 No, they're not transferable just 'cause I handed them to you. 120 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,039 Well, that's how I played it in college 121 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,207 College rules 122 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,837 And he lost at his own lame game 123 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,047 Ooh! Double meaning 124 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:02,134 The game was lame and now he's lame from the kick. 125 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,052 Quick wit. Thank you 126 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,056 a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please. 127 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,810 And I will have a waffle With your maple-iest syrup 128 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,979 Sorry, no waffles 129 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,733 Okay, just forget it then Forget it. Forget it? 130 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,568 Waffle? 131 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,903 A hotel waffle. I know what I wanna eat 132 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,530 Is that crazy? No 133 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,574 I'm moving down here you know 134 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,827 Oh. No, I didn't know 135 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:31,330 I'm young and I can 136 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,582 And if I can't, I'm still pretty young 137 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,337 You come with me We're gonna get you that waffle 138 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:42,174 Why would Erin confide in me that she's staying here in Florida 139 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:45,177 if she didn't want me to make some sort of last ditch, nothing-to-lose 140 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,928 Kelly Ka-who run at her? 141 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,555 Hey Hey 142 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,557 Watson Carpet & Tile 143 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:51,933 One order 144 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:56,021 Order reference number 00983-126 145 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,357 Eight cases Bright White Inkjet 146 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,399 Paid 147 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,151 I'm dying 148 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,113 Processed And delivered. 149 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,741 Sometimes I get so bored I just wanna scream 150 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,951 And then sometimes I actually do scream. 151 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,371 What the situation calls for 152 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:21,213 Hey, I see what you're doing It's futile The V.P. position is mine. 153 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,048 Oh, please, you're through 154 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:27,052 She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight 155 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:30,472 The cowgirl has chosen her saddle 156 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,185 Well, saddles 157 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,063 ...sometimes fall off 158 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:40,857 Especially if you don't properly cinch the girth 159 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:44,611 What? That's a joke, right? You see the way she's all over me. 160 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:50,659 If anyone's having sex with Nellie for personal gain, it's me 161 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,619 And I'm not joking at all 162 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:55,247 If you don't tighten your saddle you may fall off. 163 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,958 Who is ready for dinner? 164 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:03,004 "Oh, I bet it's pizza or tacos or something stupid."No 165 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,757 I went south of the border for this 166 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:07,259 and then I went south of that border 167 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:11,179 and we have ourselves a Jamaican feast, man 168 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,349 If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire 169 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,184 a bunch of bodyguards and go there 170 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:20,605 Additional trivia factoid this food comes to us through Val, 171 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,692 and our server is none other than Brandon her boyf. 172 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,360 Hey 173 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:26,653 How you doing, guys? 174 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:31,158 Jamaican, huh? I just read about the elections down there 175 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,242 Crazy stuff 176 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,577 Oh, no. I'm not actually Jamaican 177 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,953 Terrific 178 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,788 What's up, man? I'm Darryl 179 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,248 Oh, Darryl I heard about you 180 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,708 You doing good? Oh, yeah 181 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,751 You must be doing real good since you're * my girlfriend. 182 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,628 Whoa 183 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:47,215 Dude, you didn't tell me you were * Val High five! 184 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,633 I'm not sleeping with your girlfriend 185 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,093 Brandon, what the he are you talking about? 186 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,511 Don't play dumb with me I know what's up. 187 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,596 Honey, I am not sleeping 188 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,308 Hey! Hey. Let's get back to the food 189 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,810 Brandon, tell us about these delicious-looking goops 190 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,188 Hope you all like goat 191 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,023 Goat 192 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,151 Blow in my ear. All right 193 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,819 Like I'm on the beach 194 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:13,909 A seagull 195 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,786 And a wave crashing 196 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,456 A wave crashing 197 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,834 Oh, that is lovely 198 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,713 All right, that's gonna do it for me tonight 199 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,673 Have a lovely evening 200 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,229 Hey, how's it going? 201 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:46,024 Good. The heating system, though, in my room is all messed up 202 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,442 It's like 90 degrees in there 203 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:50,111 Maintenance is working on it Can I hang out in here? 204 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,572 Uh... Yeah, I'm just watching basketball 205 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,824 Okay. Yeah. Okay 206 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,284 Cool 207 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,164 Is this March Madness? I love March Madness. 208 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:05,126 Oh, no. That's not this. Because that's in March 209 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:08,713 This is just the NBA professional. 210 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,550 Miami Heat, actually. So 211 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,385 LeBron James Yes 212 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,763 Nice, good word association 213 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,152 Impressive 214 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,405 Oh, please anyone can tie a knot 215 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:36,157 The real skill is in untying it 216 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,537 Thornwood Wholesalers 217 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,580 One order 218 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,914 I read the texts you sent to Val, man 219 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,624 That's messed up 220 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:45,917 Is this spicy? 221 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,586 No, baby girl. It would be messed up 222 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,337 if I didn't find anything But I did, so 223 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:52,257 I'm pretty sure if Darryl sent Val a text 224 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,718 it was about some paper emergency or something 225 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:55,802 At midnight? 226 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,763 It happens 227 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,099 Like, a hospital needs more napkins for surgery 228 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,726 You guys, we're not gonna settle anything this way. 229 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,061 I think we just need to be grown-ups here. Thank you 230 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:06,521 I think we're gonna need to hear those texts 231 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,107 Kelly, remember how you wanted to go home before? 232 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,610 No. There's no way in hell I'm leaving. 233 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,278 Something interesting is happening here 234 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,030 For once in my life I am staying here. 235 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,281 Darryl, read the texts 236 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,578 Yep? Coming 237 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,874 All right Hey. My minibar is oddly out of rum. 238 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,042 We have plenty 239 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,294 Oh. Hello. 240 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:32,130 You wanna watch the game with us? We're watching a game 241 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,757 The Heat game It's just a game. 242 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,592 Got it. Good night 243 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,386 Careful, Jim it gets easier and easier 244 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,681 No. No, no. Stanley? Stanley. Stanley? 245 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,433 Stanley. All right. Hey 246 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,602 You know. Just bring back those bottles! 247 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,064 Huh. The lights are still on. 248 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,565 Yeah. They keep them on, 'cause it's 249 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,067 less expensive than turning them on and off 250 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,861 I like how guys just know stuff all the time 251 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,446 Girls know a lot of stuff too, okay? 252 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,073 And nobody knows more than you 253 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,532 Especially me 254 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:04,162 Hello, waffle iron 255 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,081 Hello! What do we have here? 256 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,999 Okay, so the recipe says we need 257 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,001 a mixing bowl, a measuring cup 258 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,754 Get down 259 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,840 It's the fuzz 260 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,217 Do you want us to get scolded? 261 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,553 Shut your beautiful, beautiful mouth. Please 262 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,101 "I got too much ice cream you want some?" 263 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,395 "Getting my fry on.' 264 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,688 Boring 265 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,398 "The moon is huge tonight.' 266 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,191 Gosh, the moon one's damning 267 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,567 Yeah, sorry 268 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,194 That's regular text talk 269 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,362 You forgot one 270 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:38,988 "You're such a great friend.' 271 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,281 With the dots 272 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,076 "You're such a great friend dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.' 273 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,454 Five dots, Darryl? Are you kidding me? 274 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,040 Okay, 'cause three dots means to be continued four dots is a typo. 275 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,834 But five dots means "Whoa, do not 276 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,711 make me say what I want to say, baby 277 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,548 "but if I did it would blow your mind dot, dot, dot, dot, dot." 278 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,591 See? Yes, thank you, sister 279 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,553 Brandon, Darryl and me that's ridiculous 280 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,638 Right? Yeah 281 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,392 Totally crazy. Puts me in an insane asylum just thinking about it. 282 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,310 I'm stranded on Shutter Island over here 283 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,189 You look like Ed Harris 284 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,983 If they stretched him a little bit... 285 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,361 You wanna see a picture of me trapped under a tree? 286 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,073 Uh. 287 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,409 Excuse me 288 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,785 What? Not now. I'm busy 289 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,078 I'm sorry, I thought you'd want to know 290 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,329 that I saw a bedbug in my room. 291 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,748 But never mind. Sorry to interrupt. 292 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,332 Wait, wait, wait, wait Bedbugs? 293 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,793 Oh, no 294 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:39,716 Freak, I need a favor 295 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,845 Well, then you have to call me by my name Gabriel Susan Lewis 296 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:44,929 I've gotta be gone for a few minutes. 297 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,182 You make sure that Packer does not sleep with Nellie. 298 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,392 What's in it for G.S.L.? 299 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,810 You really want Packer as your boss? 300 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,103 Got it 301 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,398 If Jim has bedbugs, that means they're everywhere 302 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,817 I can't risk them coming back to Schrute Farms. 303 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,695 Our biggest attraction is our 200-hundred-year-old mattresses. 304 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,574 Where did you see it? In the bed 305 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,034 Well, I haven't seen anything 306 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,745 We gotta find it before it eggs. 307 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:09,913 Jeez 308 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,875 Describe it Brown, shiny, painful bite 309 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,043 Could be a bat weevil 310 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,712 Describe its mood. Did it seem sleepy? 311 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,298 Stressed, but to be fair it was a tense situation 312 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,675 Fair enough But after it bit you did it run away fearful? 313 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,178 Or did it walk away smug self-assured? 314 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,556 So smug. Like he thought it was funny. Like this 315 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,266 That's a bedbug. Yeah 316 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,018 Everything's a joke. I know 317 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,102 Check your hair 318 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,524 God! It's so greasy You should just shave all this 319 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,608 Just check it 320 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,444 You are clean. Okay 321 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:45,365 The one thing a bedbug thrives on is heat and carbon dioxide 322 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,160 I am gonna generate myself into a human trap 323 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,246 When I jump into the bed you are gonna 324 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,414 cover me with the sheet immediately 325 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,834 And then, we'll see who's laughing 326 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:56,960 All right 327 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,504 Yeah 328 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,755 Cover me 329 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,090 Is this really necessary? 330 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,258 He knows what he's doing 331 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,010 Let the bedbugs bite 332 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,012 God! I feel so gross I have to go take a shower 333 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,931 All right then I will catch you later 334 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,183 What do we do now? 335 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,309 We wait 336 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,729 Come to Papa 337 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,190 No 338 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,619 No, I wasn't bitten 339 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,705 Okay, well, maybe it's not warm enough in here 340 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:34,789 It's plenty warm 341 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,624 And I was farting continuously under the sheet 342 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,126 creating a kind of a greenhouse effect. Come on 343 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,752 If there were any in here, they would 344 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,879 have imbedded themselves in me 345 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,630 You know what? Maybe they just ate 346 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,424 No, you're good. Clean bill of health 347 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,175 Besides, I gotta get back downstairs 348 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,678 I left Packer alone with Nellie for way too long. 349 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,638 Okay, well, they're fine, they're adults 350 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,181 No. That's the problem 351 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,810 Packer is trying to bed Nellie for the V.P. job, unless I do it first. 352 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,312 Is that really how you want to get this job? 353 00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,063 Such a chorus girl 354 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,692 Okay, Dwight? Dwight? Dwight, Dwight, Dwight 355 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,319 Uh. 356 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,365 Is "crazy" gone? 357 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,673 Oh 358 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,012 They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore! 359 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,682 Aw 360 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,018 Pathetic, huh? 361 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,730 A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present. 362 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,402 Hey 363 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,366 Yep, one Death by Chocolate one Bananas Foster. 364 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,909 Okay, cool. Thanks 365 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,499 Wait, this is why I exercise like a fiend 366 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,042 Feel. Seriously 367 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,669 Okay. All right 368 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,129 I'm really sorry. I just have to say it 369 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,631 I'm married 370 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,508 I'm very happily married 371 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,343 Oh, my God, what are you thinking? 372 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,512 Um 373 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,685 How little do you think of me? 374 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,106 I'm sorry, I feel like maybe I misread things 375 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,734 Okay. Let's just go back to watching 376 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,279 Can you without running to the other side of the room all night? 377 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,700 Yes. I can. Uh 378 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,661 All right. I'm really sorry 379 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,579 I think we'll just We'll just watch 380 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,206 You can watch, not watch whatever you wanna do. 381 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,333 Take another shower I don't care. Okay. 382 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,044 Whoo 383 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,178 Hey, Darryl, you okay? 384 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,722 She's got a boyfriend 385 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,307 Play it cool, man She'll come around 386 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,185 No, you should go for it. Mmm 387 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,062 I mean, nothing would've happened with me and Jim 388 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,397 if he didn't put himself out there 389 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:09,110 Yeah, but my friend Jim would tell you to play it cool 390 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,697 My husband would tell you to go for it 391 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,034 Hey. Hey Hey. Hey 392 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,869 This is fun A lot of fun. 393 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,288 I know. Can I give you a compliment? 394 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,707 I'm really impressed by how much you've grown 395 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,792 Since I met you it's like night and day 396 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,211 You should move down here with me Yeah? 397 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,796 We could be roommates Really? 398 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,883 We could get a dog we could go to R-rated movies 399 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,385 And who knows, I mean you're a guy, I'm a girl. 400 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,511 Yeah 401 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,389 Maybe in six months, we'll see. Six months 402 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,892 Okay. I'm in love with Kelly 403 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,649 Put your forehead near mine and see if you can read my thoughts. 404 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,443 Okay 405 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,238 Seven, one, one 406 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,117 Nine No, no, no not numbers. No 407 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,621 No, okay. Try again 408 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,414 Okay 409 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,794 I'm still getting numbers Seven, one, one... 410 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:11,506 Is anyone around here thinking the numbers seven, one, one? 411 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,258 Please stop. Okay? 412 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,260 Dwight, give me a key card to your room 413 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:23,226 Meet me in seven minutes for some one-on-one time 414 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,519 Wait, the numbers 415 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:32,110 There you go I will see you in seven 416 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,903 Seven minutes 417 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:43,913 Nellie, wait 418 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,793 Let me write my room number on the card 419 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,714 Win at all costs. Don't respect women. 420 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:57,385 These are the tenets p was brought up with, and they have served me well. 421 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,805 But my ancestors never worked in corporate America. 422 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:04,016 They were farmers, and before that, hunters, 423 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:09,605 and before that, time travellers, and before that, me again. 424 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,357 At least that's how the legend goes. 425 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,569 The point is, they never had to worry about how they got ahead. 426 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:18,364 They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past 427 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,785 1434-967, paid 428 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,453 It has been processed 429 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,164 It has been delivered 430 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,000 That's it, last one 431 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,502 Andy, this has been an amazing night. Epic 432 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,337 Cool down fiesta begins right now 433 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,464 I got decaf coffee No way 434 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,342 I've got Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. 435 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,428 Hey 436 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,975 Can we just like never talk about it again? 437 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,143 Sure Okay, thanks. 438 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,146 Hey, just so you know me and you, 439 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:55,318 I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot 440 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,667 All right. Now I think it's time for you to go 441 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,545 What? Jim 442 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,505 I thought we talked about this You're cool, right? 443 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,049 Cathy! Go 444 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,219 Where's the bug? Awesome 445 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,012 Stand back 446 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,097 Stop it! Oh, my gosh! That burns! What is that? 447 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,600 It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off of the maid's cart. 448 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,644 Oh, my God! Dwight, there 449 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,104 Oh, God! Stop it! Stop it 450 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,397 Big one! Big one 451 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,567 Stop it 452 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,487 Nice job, I think you got him. 453 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,365 You can't stay here this place is a biohazard 454 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,659 If I were you I'd just bunk with Cathy 455 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,671 Second best Bananas Foster I've ever had. 456 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,506 Yeah, what's the first best? 457 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,219 Dwight? 458 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,513 Hello? Dwight? 459 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,640 Is that Nellie? Don't! 460 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,100 Are you in there? 461 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,560 On under your door 462 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,355 Hello? 463 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,941 Oh, look at that 464 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,027 The light went off just as I said the light went on 465 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,865 Hello? Dwight? 466 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,162 Dwight?