1 00:00:01,584 --> 00:00:05,379 Phew! Wow. It is raining cats and dogs out there. 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,214 Holy moly 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:10,551 Phyllis says the same 12 clichés every time it rains. 4 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:14,555 So, I promised everyone that if she says them all by noon today, 5 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:17,099 I will send out for hot chocolates 6 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:18,600 So how was the drive in? 7 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,519 Nobody knows how to drive in the rain. 8 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:21,937 You don't say? Yeah. 9 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:25,441 You know the roads are actually the slickest in the first half hour? 10 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:29,987 I think it's the oil, it comes to the surface. - I agree 11 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:34,533 Ooh! The plants are gonna love this. Yeah 12 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,041 PHYLLIS I actually sleep better when it's raining 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,292 Tell me about it 14 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,378 Time's almost up. How many are left? Just one. 15 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,465 "This weather makes me want to stay at home, curled up with a good book.' 16 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:55,095 Phyllis, this rain, does it make you want to be doing something? 17 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,764 What do you mean? 18 00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,350 You know, like, aren't some things just so nice and cozy in the rain? 19 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,020 Hey, come on Lots of things are cozy in the rain. 20 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:06,732 And that's noon Exactly! 21 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,568 Sorry about that everybody. 22 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,946 Hey, Phyllis would you like a hot chocolate? 23 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,073 Ooh, I'd love one 24 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,658 I'm going out to get two hot chocolates 25 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,207 the rain would make me want to stay at home, 26 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,625 curled up with a good book 27 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:27,211 but everybody's being so nice to me today. 28 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,837 I'm really happy being here 29 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:56,949 My girlfriend's back and there's going to be trouble 30 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,742 Hey, la, hey, la, his girlfriend's back 31 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,786 Hey, la, hey, la, my girlfriend's back 32 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,997 A month ago, I walked out of this office 33 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,833 positive I was never coming back 34 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,794 I probably shouldn't have emailed everyone 35 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,963 telling them exactly what I thought of them 36 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,090 Hey, Erin, thank you for the nice email. 37 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,094 Yeah. I don't get emotional a lot but that was... 38 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,847 I'm just glad to know I had an impact 39 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:26,520 In other news Erin and Andy are back together 40 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:29,148 Crazy story Yes 41 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,151 down to Florida, she was not expecting it 42 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,069 totally swept her off her feet. Right? Yeah. 43 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,237 How long was the drive? 44 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:36,989 It's like a day and a half each way. 45 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:40,450 But when I got there, I went right up to the house, and I was like 46 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,495 Day and a half? My lumbar would be killing me. 47 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,374 You should get this lumbar support cushion thing my dad has 48 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,750 What's it called? Um 49 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,128 Not Easy-Rest 50 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,338 That gas must've cost a pretty penny, huh? 51 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,631 Well he's got a Prius 52 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,049 How many times you fill the tank? Three, four? 53 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,177 What does gas cost down there? 54 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,345 Lumbar Buddy Lumbar Buddy 55 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,555 Oh, yeah Lumbar Buddy. 56 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,473 Tell you what, I'll email you the story 57 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,142 It's a real tearjerker, though 58 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,768 So read with caution 59 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,353 Anyway, I know it's the end of the day. 60 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,813 We just wanted to stop by and say hi 61 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,399 And then later on, we have a reservation at Patsel's. 62 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,776 Miss Lumbar 63 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:17,237 Hey, Kev Yeah. 64 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:19,948 Nice sweater Thank you 65 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,118 Nellie was nice enough to give it to me 66 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,705 She's sweet I just wish there was pockets 67 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,209 What happened to Old Salty? 68 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,793 Nellie let me bobble-ize him 69 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,087 His name is now Captain Mutato. 70 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,924 I've written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction. 71 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,760 Captain Mutato is half-man, half-mermaid 72 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,929 So he can fight crime as a man 73 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,639 and make love as a mermaid. 74 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,267 Most of my writing involves the latter 75 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:53,982 Okey-doke 76 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:57,986 Yes? 77 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,240 Whoa 78 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:06,870 Well, you must be the famous Nellie Bertram I've been hearing all about 79 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:10,540 I am the famous Andy Bernard you have been hearing all about. 80 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,417 Oh, yes I just want to thank you 81 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,420 for jumping in and minding the store 82 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:16,880 during my temporary absence 83 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,258 You are most welcome 84 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:22,678 Anyway, now that I'm back I would love to have my office back, 85 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,805 whenever you get a chance. No 86 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,935 Obviously we'll figure out the logistics 87 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,437 of moving all of this stuff out of here. 88 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,566 But, you know the sooner the better Get back to normalcy 89 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:37,943 Mmm. No 90 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,240 Thank you 91 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,534 Okay 92 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:46,702 Wait. Uh 93 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,955 When I showed up here there was no manager 94 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,082 It's like when the Americans showed up at the Moon 95 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,458 Nobody was there 96 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,043 So they planted their flag, 97 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,753 and it's their moon now, isn't it? 98 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,924 Nobody likes it but it's America's bloody moon 99 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:04,344 Just lay him in his crib and then bicycle his legs 100 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,679 And then after Jim quiets down 101 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,139 you do the same thing with your baby. 102 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,934 But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call 103 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,477 Oh, my gosh thank you so much 104 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:13,770 But seriously, we don't want to bother you 105 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,063 any more than we already have. That's it 106 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,940 It's no bother. You guys are our friends 107 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,067 Ravi, our amazing paediatrician, 108 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,320 was asking us if we knew any girls 109 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,947 and I said, "I know the perfect girl.' 110 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:28,952 Yeah. Because Kelly is Indian and Oh, that's it 111 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,581 Race had nothing to do with it. 112 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,458 I just knew they'd be good together 113 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:35,959 Why? 114 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,337 Kelly has been a handful in the past. 115 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,838 But she's had a bad influence. 116 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:42,924 She's like an addict, and I just had to get her clean. 117 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:44,843 Get lower 118 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,429 Next, I'm going to set up my sister with Darryl. 119 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:48,930 Okay, we get it 120 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,516 What? I think they'd be good together. Really? 121 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,689 Um, also, little tip, never shake the baby 122 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,276 Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do not shake the baby? 123 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,444 Don't shake the baby 124 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,863 A lot of times parents get frustrated because the baby's crying 125 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:08,909 and they shake the baby and you got to... 126 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:09,993 You can't do that 127 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,787 Don't shake our baby Yeah. 128 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,497 Okay, I'd never heard that before 129 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,581 Oh, my God So, thank you 130 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:16,666 Yeah, I'm glad you said something Me, too. 131 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,878 Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. 132 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,089 And her new boyfriend seems awesome, 133 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,007 if you're into Indian people 134 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,634 I'm not 135 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,054 And that's when I realized 136 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:31,014 if you're gonna put a thermometer in one end, 137 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,308 you'd better put a lollipop in the other. 138 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,561 Hey, I'm sorry Is this a workplace or a Starbucks? 139 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,314 Because I was under the impression it was a workplace. 140 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,732 Maybe I'm the crazy one 141 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,984 No. No, we're sorry. Come on, let's go, Ravi 142 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,987 Also, since when do we have guests here without clearance? 143 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:50,325 Hey, um 144 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,453 What's the deal with this guy? He's really into Kelly, huh? 145 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,664 Yeah, they're really great together 146 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,249 Makes me wonder if I made a mistake 147 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:00,544 No, no, no. Come on I think you guys are both happier now, right? 148 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:03,046 You're single. Plenty of girls to date, right? 149 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,340 Yeah 150 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:08,593 Maybe we weren't right together but it's weird 151 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:12,264 I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. 152 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,182 Is that love? 153 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,895 That's about it, yeah 154 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,316 Well, Nellie picked up the slack around here 155 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,278 while you were trolling the Florida beaches for ta 156 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:28,363 like some college student on spring break. 157 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,825 I had to tell Erin how I felt 158 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,869 Andy, I appreciate your romantic quest 159 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,705 and in an age before the telephone or Internet, 160 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,082 or written language that would be compelling 161 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,626 But there are five six devices in this room alone 162 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,379 that would have let you tell her that without ever going to Florida. 163 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,257 We live in amazing times 164 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,426 Yeah, I know I screwed up 165 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:53,138 But I always do whatever you ask of me 166 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:55,515 and this will never happen again. 167 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,894 And if Erin decides she's made a mistake and returns to Florida? 168 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:03,565 At least she knows how I feel, and I would not follow her. 169 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,363 What if she were kidnapped by a gang of Albanian human traffickers? 170 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:13,450 Like in Taken? 171 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:14,701 What? 172 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:16,953 Yes, of course if she's taken. 173 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,164 That's what I'm talking about By Albanians 174 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,333 I would stay in this office 175 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:25,086 Wow, okay. I'll remember you said that 176 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,844 Nellie 177 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:38,600 you've been terrific in your interim capacity 178 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,061 but Andrew is the rightful manager 179 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,939 so if you would just give him his office 180 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:45,982 No. I'm sorry? 181 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,945 This is what I was trying to tell you. 182 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,448 I'm not accustomed to people saying no to me 183 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,493 Well, Bobby, get accustomed to it 184 00:08:56,577 --> 00:09:01,957 because then it feels so good when they finally say yes. 185 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,675 You're both adults I'm sure you can 186 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,429 figure this out between yourselves 187 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,728 desire to influence a business decision 188 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:28,191 So, I find it best to recuse myself temporarily 189 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,901 until I've had a chance to make love 190 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:34,739 and then go back and analyze the situation rationally. 191 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,536 Buffett operates the same way. 192 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,082 I want to order the zebra rug for my office, 193 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,167 but can you dye it entirely black? 194 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,879 No, I still want it to be a zebra. 195 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,507 Well, I'll know 196 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,844 Because they're ridiculous creatures 197 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:57,429 They don't know what they are. 198 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,931 Phyllis says J. Duffy's might be more our speed 199 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,851 And if we want even the option of drawing on the placemats... 200 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,314 of an anger problem 201 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,899 Got me in some trouble a couple years ago. 202 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,693 When I see him start to get mad, 203 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:15,322 on his arm like this 204 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,826 It reminds me to just check out and relax 205 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,873 There's also a lullaby they used to sing to me when I was growing up. 206 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:30,337 The state of Pennsylvania is watching over you 207 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:34,758 No need for parents, the governor will do 208 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,301 It's really nice 209 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:41,973 The General Assembly's like a mom and a dad 210 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,437 ...had 211 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,359 about a trespasser 212 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,111 Yes. Right this way 213 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,993 Because they are idiots. Big, stripy, horsey idiots 214 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,287 What you don't... Hey 215 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,831 Hank, please remove Nellie from my office 216 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,166 Hank, thank God you're here. 217 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,585 This psychopath keeps barging into my office 218 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,587 It's my office 219 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,675 Well, she's sitting there like a manager 220 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,511 And you're standing up here like me 221 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,765 But maybe it's a little more complicated than that 222 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:31,898 I'm going to count down from five 223 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,025 and if you're not out of my office 224 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,820 I'm going to dock your pay $100 225 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,280 Five, four 226 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,740 You can't dock my pay 227 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,536 Three, two, one 228 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,830 Congratulations, you just lost $100 229 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,164 Really? 230 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:53,420 Angela dock Andy's pay $100 231 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:54,921 On it 232 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,634 Great Five, four, three two, one. 233 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:04,806 Angela, please dock Nellie's pay $100. 234 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,352 Hmm? 235 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,604 Is she responding? Hmm 236 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,649 Angela? Do you want to go again? 237 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,651 Angela! Let's go again 238 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,487 Five, four, three two, one. 239 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,699 Oh, she's counting again Look out. 240 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:26,119 Angela, $200 - Got it 241 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,329 Seriously, Angela? 242 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:33,626 I know what, let's go $10,000 243 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,504 Five, four You're just saying numbers. 244 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,381 It's meaningless. Three 245 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,927 It's literally like Two, one 246 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,028 There you go 247 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,698 Hey, we're going to have a nice hot date 248 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,245 What are you guys talking about? 249 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,247 Charlie Rose I don't know who that is 250 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,332 Guys He has... 251 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,958 Guys, come here 252 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,213 What are you... Come on 253 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,675 Where are we going? 254 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,386 Okay. Do you guys want 255 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,388 Andy, you should not stand there. 256 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,058 The warehouse guys pee there all the time 257 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,435 Ew 258 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,106 Okay. Do you guys want to be part of something huge? 259 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,150 I'm already a member of the largest club there is. 260 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,610 Non-churchgoing Christians. 261 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,906 You remember in the movie Rudy, 262 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,867 when the player comes into the coach's office 263 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,869 and he throws his jersey down and he's like, 264 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,412 "I'm not playing without Rudy.' 265 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,873 And the coach is like, "One guy. No big deal.' 266 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,584 But then every player comes in, one by one 267 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,963 and they all throw their jerseys down for Rudy. Remember that? 268 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,090 Yeah, I remember that 269 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,717 So, how amazing would it be 270 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,846 if you guys all did that for me 271 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,516 with your own brand new Dunder Mifflin jerseys? 272 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,476 Hey, guys 273 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,069 Gross. Gross, gross 274 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,445 You don't need to go 275 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,573 while I was journaling, 276 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,157 and they reminded me of you. 277 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,994 Those are from our weekend at the time-share. 278 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,954 Yeah, the fractional ownership property 279 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,457 We took this one right before we got in that huge fight 280 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,960 God, I don't even remember what that fight was about. 281 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,044 You were being really bratty about 282 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,212 where we would go out to dinner 283 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:45,675 but all I remember is how pretty you looked taking those pictures of me 284 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,512 Anyway, if you want to order prints of your own, 285 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,849 Yeah, that'd be cool. Thanks 286 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,017 I'd like that 287 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,061 You were so annoyed that I was taking that picture 288 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,022 Someone's into my abs 289 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,652 Sorry 290 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,615 You have doubles of this one, I could probably just take one 291 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,908 I really want both 292 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,661 I am seeing a side of Ryan that I have never seen 293 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,413 since the last time we were broken up 294 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,166 with Kelly Kapoor 295 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,252 And I don't know how I'm going to feel tomorrow or the next day 296 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:26,049 or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now 297 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:30,011 all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. 298 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,514 Again, that could change 299 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,187 Hey. So, last night was so not a big deal 300 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,855 Oh, yeah, I was just tired 301 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,065 We both were Yeah. 302 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,901 Plus I was definitely not my normal sexy self 303 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,905 No. Are you kidding? You were so sexy. 304 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,533 Just the thought of you last night like, crazy turns me on 305 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,038 It just didn't last night But you were so dang doable 306 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,456 Even though we didn't do it 307 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:02,251 Well, it's not like we can't do it again when Whenever you're ready. 308 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,714 Uh, yeah. We are sexing it up tonight. I don't care what you say 309 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,550 No. It will be consensual 310 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,719 Whether you like it or not 311 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,014 Sounds good I'm gonna do you 312 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,641 Not if I do you first. Oh 313 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,562 But really it's not a big deal 314 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,529 Yeah. I know it's not a big deal. 315 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,703 Oh, hey, instead of lunch do you feel like going shopping? 316 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,747 Are you serious? Yes 317 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,376 That would be... I can't Can you believe this? 318 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,211 Hey, can you believe it? Nope 319 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:47,922 Hmm 320 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,217 Oh, do you want that dress in every size and every color? 321 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,677 Yeah, it's free returns 322 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,139 getting along with Ryan again 323 00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,268 He's so sweet He pointed to my latte and he said 324 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,770 "Kelly, that would be the color of our children.' 325 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,815 God. Yeah, he's so great 326 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,445 Remember how it felt when he cheated on you, though? 327 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,863 Which time? 328 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,786 I am not going to let Kelly throw her life away on Ryan 329 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,166 And it has nothing to do with access to my pediatrician 330 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,626 Why you would even ask or were going to ask 331 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,087 Because I feel like that question was coming 332 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,548 But, you know, whatever Ask me anything. 333 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,759 When you lost the manager job Yes? 334 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,345 ...did it affect you outside of the office? 335 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,638 How? 336 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,600 I don't know what the technical term is 337 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,730 Penial softy-osus 338 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,985 Erin, I am so glad that you trusted me 339 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,988 You came to the exact right person for this. 340 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,450 No, I have never once experienced anything remotely like that. 341 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,660 Ever, ever. Never 342 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,166 Okay? Okay 343 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,002 Washington Monument Okay 344 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,298 Eiffel Tower! Okay 345 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,093 Colossus at Rhodes 346 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,430 Hey! I hear you've been badmouthing me to Kelly 347 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,934 All I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly 348 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,437 Well, that's your opinion and it's her opinion, but it's not my opinion 349 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,899 If you have something bad to say to me, Pam say it to my face 350 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,818 Fair enough. Um 351 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,656 a very good person 352 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,992 And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before. 353 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:45,123 Well, a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is 354 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:49,377 Come on, Ryan, really? Ravi's way better. 355 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,004 For Kelly? Yeah. 356 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,967 Man, you're insane right now Ravi's the whole package. 357 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,302 I've never met Ravi personally, 358 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,929 but I'm going to go ahead and say 359 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,682 just having known you a short while, Brian, 360 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:07,061 that I prefer Ravi, and again I've never even met the guy. 361 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,189 Kelly, look around Nobody believes in us 362 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,566 Nobody 363 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,735 Ryan, just stop making a scene in front of all my friends 364 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,072 Kelly, I wrote you the most amazing love poem. 365 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,577 But I can't even read it. My heart couldn't handle it 366 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,745 Oh, come on... Oh, no, no, no read it, please. 367 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,499 No, it would cause me too much pain. 368 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,876 Read through the pain. Be strong 369 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,836 This poem would crush you. 370 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,006 God, Ryan, go away She found herself a beautiful boyfriend 371 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,967 Yeah, man, he's absolutely gorgeous 372 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,343 Please leave her alone 373 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,305 You see, Kelly? Our love scares them 374 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,099 It screws up their cookie cutter world 375 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,648 Do you guys think he's right, though? 376 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,861 Do we live in a cookie cutter's world? 377 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,697 Absolutely, but it's not the point. God 378 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,785 One of Toby's eyes is getting smaller. So there's that 379 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:09,165 Gabe bragged about having an extra ticket to the air show this weekend 380 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,877 and Meredith said she was interested, and then Gabe said immediately 381 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,254 that his friend might be taking the ticket, 382 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,882 so I'll keep you posted on that. 383 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,718 Every day, I brief Nellie on what's going on in the office. 384 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,886 Most of it's irrelevant 385 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,472 But a good informer doesn't judge what's worth passing on. 386 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,641 Oh, and Andy lost his masculinity, 387 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,892 so congratulations on that. 388 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,227 What do you mean? 389 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,895 Erin made it clear to me that he was unable 390 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,396 to perform sexually last night. 391 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,523 By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large 392 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,317 it was like I was wearing no blanket at all 393 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,488 but you just demolished him! 394 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,740 I'm little bit jealous, actually 395 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,992 Reduced him to a mere ant 396 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,746 I just wanted to take the man's job not his manhood. 397 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,457 Are we good? Everybody got a jersey? 398 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,585 I still think it's weird that we're just doing Rudy. 399 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,380 Like, not a spin on it we're just doing it. 400 00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,174 What about The Dead Poets Society?\ Much better movie 401 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,010 What? Get your movie rankings right, dude. 402 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,804 Why can't we just do whatever movie we want? 403 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,180 'Cause I was gonna do a Spartacus. 404 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,640 Oh, I wanna do a Spartacus. 405 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,891 I am Spartacus 406 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,434 No, I am Spartacus 407 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,146 Hey, guys, we're doing Rudy, okay? So get ready 408 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,108 Okay, I would like to invite everyone into the conference room 409 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,277 Sure. But first, there is something 410 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,279 No, that's not important Conference room, now. 411 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,864 You can't call a meeting, so 412 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,951 But I would like to have a meeting 413 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,202 in the conference room right now, 414 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,830 so come on, guys let's get in the conference room. 415 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,206 Thank you. Good 416 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,375 Thank you for coming to my meeting 417 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,459 Appreciate it 418 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:39,005 Okay, if you would like to take a seat, we can get started. 419 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,382 Can't do it because I got to run a meeting, so 420 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,553 Wanted to talk to all of you guys about importance 421 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:52,727 and know that each and every one of you is vitally important 422 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:57,148 Andrew, not everyone here is important. And the word is "impotence.' 423 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,735 Which is important in its own way 424 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,278 so if you'd just like to take a seat, Andy 425 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,989 Take a man's job, but leave him his balls 426 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,408 Margaret Thatcher said that, probably 427 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,910 Don't know. Don't read Didn't see the movie. 428 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,830 So, Nellie wanted to have a meeting on impotence. 429 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,124 Have to run it as impotence is a concept 430 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,084 as foreign to me as baba ghanoush 431 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,671 Something to do with eggplant 432 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,007 That's all I know 433 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:27,720 This meeting is not about any one person in particular 434 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,556 It is a human problem. It's not just a human problem 435 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,850 Flounders frequently experience impotence 436 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,643 especially when converting from male to female 437 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,687 and then back again to male - Really? 438 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:40,483 Nellie, does the "person" affected by this want us to help her 439 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,859 in any way in particular? 440 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,985 Oh! Oh 441 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,737 It's not me. No, no 442 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:47,198 I've never had any problem in that arena 443 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,909 And I have been with several older men 444 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,077 How old? How old? 445 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,495 Jinx, buy me some Coke 446 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,455 Dwight told me about it earlier 447 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,123 Dwight? 448 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 You promised 449 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,835 Dwight couldn't get it up for Nellie? 450 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,213 No, no, no, no, no it's not me. 451 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,882 I'm going to prove it right here and now. 452 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,219 What are you doing? Stop that, Dwight 453 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,137 Stop that, stop it 454 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:15,309 Fine, it was me. I couldn't I had a problem with Erin last night 455 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,560 Happy? 456 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:20,898 My mind last night and I didn't perform 457 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,859 Okay, it happens to plenty of guys 458 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:29,281 It's usually not followed by a giant workplace discussion and an interview 459 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:36,539 Every guy in this room has been touched by this affliction. Tuna? 460 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,165 D-Dog 461 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,918 Um 462 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:47,508 I'm terrible at math overweight 463 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:51,887 You're in great shape A lot better shape than I am tell you what. 464 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:55,683 It seems Andy is the only one with this problem 465 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,226 Fascinating Fascinating 466 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,354 what the problem is Erin doesn't even like sex 467 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,023 Remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton 468 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,610 Chumbo, come on, help me out Any problems with Little Chumbo? 469 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,028 Tip top shape 470 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,365 Stanley No. Mmm-mmm 471 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,784 Creed, you are 1,000 years old 472 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,620 Haven't heard any complaints Wouldn't care if I did 473 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,205 Okay, so Actually, Andy 474 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:21,125 we've experienced it 475 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,209 What happened? 476 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,463 A couple of times. A couple of times? 477 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,174 Jim, maybe you could tell us about one of those times. 478 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,550 Yeah. Get it out there - Yeah, Jim. 479 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:30,676 Um 480 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:37,433 Uh, yes, that time that it was very late 481 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:38,934 Uh. 482 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:42,855 We had had sex so many times already I was exhausted 483 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,857 Okay, stop. I could barely see I was very drunk 484 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,567 If it makes you feel any better 485 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,487 I never had an orgasm until I was 42 486 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:53,365 And then when I did, it lasted until I was 44 487 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,784 Forty-three was just 488 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:02,166 I've read, and I don't know anything about this personally 489 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,418 but they say prostate stimulation can help. 490 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,503 Ugh 491 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,505 This is just a This American Life I think I heard 492 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,007 No, that's absolutely the case. I know, right? 493 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:13,969 You know my rectal electro-ejaculator is rated for bovine use only 494 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,054 but I could let you rent it 495 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:19,725 Andy, why don't you tell us about the best erection of your life? 496 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:24,104 Or does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share? 497 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,356 Wow. Oh What are we talking about? 498 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,358 Toby, doesn't HR have some rules 499 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,817 against talking about this kind of stuff? 500 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,571 Erin, HR is a joke. I can't do anything about anything 501 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:36,659 The most important thing to remember is do not stress about this 502 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:39,119 Stress just makes it worse 503 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:42,498 and then you stress more and that's a vicious spiral 504 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,584 come in today 505 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,921 Dad, don't think of it as a demotion 506 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,507 just think of it as a promotion to a lower level. 507 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,260 I don't think you have to tell your friends anything 508 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,678 It hasn't been decided yet. 509 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,597 Erin, on the phone memos you're writing the date American style 510 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,892 Month, day, year. I prefer it day, month, year 511 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,310 Small, bigger, biggest 512 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,395 Oh 513 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,522 Sexual innuendo not intentional. 514 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,817 Shut up. Shut up, liar 515 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:14,154 "Sexual innuendo not intentional!" 516 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:17,491 I am sick of your dumb opinions 517 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:21,704 and if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here 518 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,539 Take them yourself 519 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:29,253 Our sex life is none of anyone's business 520 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:32,840 And Andy is the manager Not Nellie 521 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:36,135 Stop protecting me! I'm a man! I can protect myself 522 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:37,761 This is misdirected anger and I'm sorry! 523 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:38,929 I don't mean to lash out at you 524 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,265 There's a lot coming up right now all at once 525 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,350 Dad, go to he I'm taller than you 526 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,311 Okay, just calm down 527 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,480 You are not the manager I earned that job! 528 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,275 Chosen after Robert was chosen and quit 529 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,235 Andy, why don't you just take a seat? 530 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,154 Why don't you take a seat, idiot? 531 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,699 Why don't you take all your stupid memos? 532 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,952 And your stupid pens and your dumb caramels 533 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,413 And your stupid face 534 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:07,082 And your stupid office 535 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:08,959 Ah! Ow 536 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,090 He does not like that wall 537 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,805 Maybe we'll get sent to anger management together. 538 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:27,061 That would actually be cool I'd love for you to meet some of the guys 539 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:33,901 Andy, Erin you can join us now 540 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,917 What do you like about Ryan? 541 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,629 Ryan keeps up with all the latest technology trends 542 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:56,590 And he's very honest with me about when I put on weight 543 00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:00,469 And he has the soul and the body of a poet 544 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,762 Mmm 545 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:02,930 Ravi's hotter 546 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,557 and looks are subjective, 547 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,476 but there's no question about it 548 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,061 Yeah, but I'm just worried 549 00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:10,270 that I'm only attracted to Rav 550 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,315 because he looks exactly like this Calvin Klein model that I'm attracted to. 551 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:14,692 Who cares? That's fine 552 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,277 When I was your age, I had to choose between a Ryan and a Rav 553 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,737 and I chose the Ryan 554 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:22,116 And if I hadn't, I wouldn't have my kids 555 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,119 You'd still have kids 556 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,580 Better kids. You've got to go with Ravi. 557 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,793 Here's my advice Figure out what your heart wants. 558 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,796 And if it's not Ravi, change it. To Ravi 559 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:43,846 why this is a dilemma for you 560 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,765 He has, like, this je ne sais quoi. 561 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,476 He taught me that 562 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,273 Ravi makes me incredibly happy 563 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,900 And Ryan puts me through so much drama 564 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,277 So I guess I just have to decide 565 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,988 which of those is more important to me 566 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:05,075 Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager 567 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,161 and put you back on the sales team 568 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:11,832 we'll all laugh about this incident. 569 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,376 I already think it's kind of funny 570 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,593 No 571 00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:24,887 Excuse me? 572 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,222 I'm saying no 573 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,517 Well, you can't say no 574 00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:32,102 No 575 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,233 Oh. Boo 576 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,568 Holy crap 577 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:43,489 Boo! Boo! Boo to you Pam, you are toxic You are toxic. 578 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:47,701 Kelly, I have a few things to say to you, but please don't interrupt 579 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,287 Yeah, but you do a lot, so just don't. 580 00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:52,956 Thank you. I know that I haven't always treated you 581 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,000 the way that you for whatever reason 582 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:57,336 feel you deserve to be treated 583 00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:59,213 But I want to marry you Kelly Kapoor 584 00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:03,467 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but some day. 585 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:04,968 And probably 586 00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:07,638 Barf! Oh! You suck 587 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,139 What is your problem? 588 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:11,600 Hey, can we turn this back around quickly please? 589 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,727 Can we turn this around quickly? This is very important to me 590 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,146 Turn around Turn around 591 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,482 Can we turn this * thing around, please? Thank you. 592 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,400 She don't want to turn around. Thank you 593 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,947 Kelly, I can't promise you that we'll always stay together, 594 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,158 I can't promise you that I'll never cheat on you Nor should I 595 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,994 Modern marriages aren't built that way Men aren't built that way 596 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,913 There's a very interesting article I can email to you 597 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:35,707 But I can tell you this, even if the odds are 50-50 598 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,668 that we'll break up within the week 599 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,756 Ryan 600 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,091 Will you roll those dice with me? 601 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,094 You mean so much to me 602 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:51,098 But I love Ravi and I choose him No, you don't 603 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,182 No, you don't 604 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,142 still be friends 605 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,273 Can I have a hug? 606 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:08,490 Oh. Ew 607 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:11,410 Well, it's good to see Kelly is maturing. 608 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,370 Oh, God 609 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:18,375 Look, Andrew, we can discuss the specifics of the job. 610 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:19,877 No 611 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,254 It's the apology. I really have to insist 612 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,298 No Stop saying "no." 613 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:25,632 No 614 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,802 Andrew, if you say "no" one more time you're fired. 615 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:33,390 So, is there anything else you want to say? 616 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:35,809 No 617 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,270 I can't describe it. I just, for the first time in a long time, 618 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,611 Here. 619 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:50,032 But you hurt your hand. I got it 620 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:52,868 Right now? Yes 621 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:10,636 You're not the least bit curious 622 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,555 to hear a poem straight from Ryan's soul? 623 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,723 Not at all. Can we go? 624 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:17,476 "Kapoor and Ka-desperate he watches.' 625 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,187 Second line! "He is a drifter out to sea." 626 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:24,691 "And when the Indian Ocean calms one speck of white remains 627 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,861 "in waters cold and Kelly green.' 628 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,780 It's just so dumb 629 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:36,078 But when he describes himself as a child lost on a life raft... 630 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,791 Ryan can never know