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是誰搞的鬼

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嘿

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我想說弄冰淇淋聖代來吃

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慶祝妳們畢業

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沒事吧？

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只是有點累

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那個…

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妳姊有去找妳嗎？

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艾莉森？

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嘿…

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沒事了，有我在

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沒事了

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沒事的

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小藍！

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靠！對不起

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我在忙…我馬上出去

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媽的

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對不起，是我的錯

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是說，裡面沒事吧？

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沒事，我馬上出去

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老死黨幫，有事集合

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我應該先敲門的

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對啊，隨便啦

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哈洛硬要我拿芋葉燉肉過來
免得涼了

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他最好了

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我會想知道裡面怎麼了嗎？

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真的沒事啦

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不管什麼事都沒關係

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除非妳希望

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我從別處聽說…

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那也沒關係

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謝謝你的刻意關心，但我們真的…

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寇特妮？

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就是這隻王八蛋到處亂播種

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我有設陷阱

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沒抓到牠

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看得出來

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妳是怎樣？

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我只是…

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看到那堆血還以為妳是連環殺手

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這樣吧，寇特妮，妳先下班吧

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全薪？

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對

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我把這死王八晾在垃圾桶上

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讓牠的夥伴看看誰才是老大

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哇

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搞什麼，她一直都這麼誇張嗎？

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不想念在家裡的日子嗎？小心腳下

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我喜歡學校

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我想也是，聖誕節沒回來

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感恩節、春假也沒回來

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妳喜歡學校哪裡？
期末考還是暴風雪？

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很幽默，喜歡那裡的人

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這裡的人很開心妳回來了

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都覺得妳好厲害，院長嘉許名單耶

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謝啦

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但沒有很開心妳會抽菸

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空氣清新劑混菸味最噁心了

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那是乾洗手的味道

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抽菸是妳妹的習慣

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對不起

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對不起

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都是我的錯

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我說真的

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死的應該是我

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多希望死的是我

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不要說這種話

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他們都以為我是藍儂

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我也不懂自己怎麼不說些什麼…

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對不起，我應該阻止他們的

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我不知道我當時在想什麼…

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然後…

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然後我們去了岩洞…

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爸，對不起

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都是我的錯

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我知道你恨死我了

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我知道你永遠不會原諒我

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我會彌補這一切，我知道無法彌補

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但我現在就去警察局自首

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我知道會坐牢，沒關係，我活該

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沒關係的

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不行

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拜託

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我今晚失去了一個女兒

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不能連妳也失去

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艾莉森

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妳不能回頭

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我知道，對不起

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妳現在是藍儂

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艾莉森跑了

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妳編了這故事，我們作戲就要做全套

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萬一我做不到呢？

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萬一她的朋友知道真相
妳想他們還會保護妳嗎？

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我要出去了

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妳才剛到家

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不覺得應該緩一緩嗎？

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我有我的社交生活

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藍儂…

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小心一點

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小心不是我的風格

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開玩笑的啦，我保證會乖

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艾莉森…我說了，妳不能回應

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妳要變成藍儂

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這樣你才會愛我？

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我一直都愛妳們兩個

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只是更愛她

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大家都這樣

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她來啦，傳奇人物登場

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嗨，妳變好多喔

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超像演過《暮光之城》的
克莉絲汀史都華

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–真的假的啦？
–真的

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謝謝，我媽超不愛的

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我不覺得有哪裡不好

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萊萊，快過來，傲嬌那套對我沒用

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好啦

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–強尼！
–強尼！

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大家記得克萊夫教練吧

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叫我艾瑞克就好啦

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你們不是高中生了

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家裡見囉

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別告訴我你搞上克萊夫教練

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超勁爆的啦

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不是玩玩而已

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不然是什麼？迷戀？

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他不是跟女人結婚了嗎？

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現在沒啦，我們訂婚了

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天哪，婚禮耶

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我現在超嗨的

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我們只打算辦個小婚禮
邀他兒子來

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大家會掉眼淚、狂丟米
鳥兒會因此噎死

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愛你喔

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我也愛妳，想念大家

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是很感人啦，不過麻煩講一下

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妳找我們來幹嘛？
除了強尼的同志婚禮外

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等狄倫來再說吧

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去年夏天之後我們就沒說過話了

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他不會來的

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有人知道我們幹的事

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–媽啊！
–那是山羊頭嗎？

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噁心死了，我不想看

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妳怎麼確定是在講我們？

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這些字就寫在我房間鏡子上欸

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說不定是妳去年夏天幹的別的事

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–或別的人
–過分喔，瑪歌

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我的意思是，如果有人知道這件事

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幹嘛不去報警？

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或放東西在我們的衣櫃裡？

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對啊，我和強尼一整年都在家

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我們當時說撞到山羊，這不會是巧合

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可能跟《教父》裡的馬頭一樣意思
那傢伙沒說他撞到馬

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那是在警告他死定了
老電影超爆無聊

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我們去報警吧

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不行，這個我們討論過了

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那是之前，當時我們沒想清楚

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我們要趁還沒出事前趕快補救

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坐牢就不會出事了？

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–哈囉，來硬上我吧
–不好笑

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我不想報警，好嗎？我…

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聽著，我們做了決定

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我們要自己想辦法解決，好嗎？

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那晚有人看到我們嗎？

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只有戴爾那討厭鬼

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他忙著對小女生打手槍

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沒空去別人家衣櫃亂掛羊頭

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而且我確定他是大文盲

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鏡子上那句話太多字了

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有人知道了

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表示有人說出去了

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媽的有沒有搞錯？

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妳有說出去嗎？

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當然沒有

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–狄倫呢？
–他不會幹這種事

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他不會是告密鬼
他最好的死黨可是毒販

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他好久沒跟那人聯絡了

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就算有人知道，也沒證據證明

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只要我們團結一心，口徑一致

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她說的沒錯

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我們現在不能起內鬨

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–再聯絡？
–好

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愛你們

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–見到妳真好
–掰

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–掰，寶貝
–掰

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強尼！

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我只是想說

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很為你和克萊夫教練開心

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謝啦

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對不起啦

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對不起

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我知道我之前很沒品

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你跟我說不去念南加大那時

191
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好啦，我不該封鎖你

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不該上傳那些梗圖

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我那時狀況真的很不好

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大家都是

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那我們可以親親和好嗎？

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拜託？

197
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,013
我朝著足球拍屁大笑的那張圖

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其實還滿好笑的

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因為充滿了我的愛

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妳真的是滿嘴屁話欸

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炮友嗎？

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凱爾？拜託，他是保鑣啦

203
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我爸接了杜拜的大案子

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有座小島、克里斯馬汀…

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你來八卦大會就跟你說

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聽到克里斯馬汀馬上去

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哈囉

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嗨，克拉拉

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我一直在等妳來

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我看到妳開車回來就希望妳會過來

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漢娜，見到妳真好

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妳也是，藍儂，妳好嗎，親愛的？

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一定很想妳妹吧

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記住，不管艾莉森去了哪裡

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都跟我們在同一片天空下

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謝謝

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妳是來找狄倫的嗎？

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嘿！

219
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,399
你是在準備審判女巫嗎？

220
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藍儂，妳想幹嘛？

221
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–她是不是你見過最正的女生啊？
–嘿

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嗨

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我可以再倒一杯

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越多越好

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妳走吧

226
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我有傳訊給你

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我們有聚聚喔
就是幼稚園那群老死黨啊

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妳到底想幹嘛？

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好像有人知道我們幹的事

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是喔

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就這樣？

232
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,993
看來我們得到應有的下場了

233
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,954
你真覺得這是我們應有的下場？

234
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:02,999
我們殺了她

235
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,793
那是一場意外

236
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,294
根本沒有意外

237
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,054
只有報應

238
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,444
鹽磚

239
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,906
應該是山羊啦

240
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,052
–靠！
–妳在幹嘛？

241
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,762
我在開車門

242
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,640
–妳是在賽車嗎？
–有人在跟蹤我

243
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,766
妳有看到嗎？

244
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,101
老實說，沒有

245
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,185
真的有

246
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,314
妳是說妳開這台車贏了飛車追逐？

247
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,275
去妳的，不相信就算了

248
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,985
我相信妳啦

249
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,582
–死八婆
–妳就愛我這賤樣

250
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,834
還有那對漂亮的小奶子

251
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,170
閃啦，不要視姦我的奶子

252
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,340
等我幫妳清掉那顆羊頭
妳會更愛我

253
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,051
這玩意不只能清狗大便，走吧

254
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,929
–謝啦，萊萊
–沒什麼啦

255
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:24,974
粉紅酒萬歲

256
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,144
超完美

257
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,272
出去吧

258
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,191
我超想念我的小強尼

259
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,276
等一下再讓妳敘舊敘個夠

260
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,071
好啦好啦

261
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,198
小心別淹死

262
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,824
我會看好她

263
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:47,914
快告訴我克萊夫老師所有下流細節

264
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,624
叫他艾瑞克就好

265
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,668
叫克萊夫老師火辣多了

266
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,711
光這麼叫都讓我想自摸

267
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,298
一對苦命戀人
在體育館兩端目光隔空交會

268
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,093
喂，妳知道苦命戀人最後掛了吧？

269
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,469
不一定啦

270
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,096
什麼時候開始的？

271
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,764
12年級

272
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,599
愛情真美好

273
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:10,353
妳那保鑣凱爾怎麼樣？
他看起來好嚴肅

274
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,147
我受夠好看卻超蠢的人了

275
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:17,110
套一句法國人的說法
自從我那次大崩潰之後

276
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,196
等等，妳說真的？

277
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,615
如果在幾百萬人面前
一邊嗑麥克雞塊

278
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,493
一邊哭得唏哩嘩啦算崩潰的話

279
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,121
天哪，吃播頻道？

280
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,081
對

281
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,208
對不起，瑪歌，我不知道

282
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,212
算我幸運，我媽看到
我的塔可店全菜單挑戰嚇壞了

283
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,424
她飛去洛杉磯，刪掉影片
要我進行果汁排毒

284
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,343
送我住院接受心理治療

285
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,514
妳現在看起來狀況很好

286
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:50,852
是啊，我希望你也很好

287
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,812
去他的茱莉亞學院

288
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:56,065
我會讓你比朵佳更紅
在她刪推文之前

289
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,192
妳人真好

290
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,279
但我現在的生活重心不是音樂

291
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:05,533
不行，你要跟隨你的夢想
而不是你的男友

292
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,035
艾瑞克就是我的夢想

293
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,123
妳為什麼不跟藍儂聯絡？

294
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,502
不知道

295
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,798
做心理治療時
聊了很多追求關注的行為

296
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,341
神奇

297
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:28,056
我承認，我就是狂求關注的八婆

298
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,016
藍儂也是，而且…

299
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:35,813
我是說，本來一切都好好的
她一回來就出事

300
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:39,150
突然冒出那什麼山羊頭…

301
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:42,945
她不可能往自己衣櫃塞那玩意

302
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,530
聽著，我不是說她怎樣

303
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:49,327
只是人在焦慮時
很容易發神經幹瘋事

304
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:52,538
好，藍儂是有點神經
但她不可能幹這種事

305
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,290
我們沒人會幹這種事

306
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:56,876
妳只是嚇到了

307
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,088
也是啦

308
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:07,386
說真的，我覺得我是怕了

309
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,145
有夠噁的啦

310
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,606
–牆上的死老鼠也超噁
–我想也是

311
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,275
我媽掃我家也掃得超爛

312
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,277
–我來
–靠

313
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,575
這鬼東西真的很恐怖吧？

314
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,702
有人對妳很有意見

315
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:32,954
這點可以肯定

316
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,125
我今天去找狄倫

317
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,421
他看起來糟透了

318
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,218
那當然，他見妳卻不見我

319
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:51,097
他在他家園子裡到處立鹽磚

320
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:55,685
又怎樣？

321
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,688
鹽磚會吸引山羊

322
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,648
狄倫不會幹這種事

323
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,734
他是我見過最溫柔體貼的…

324
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,404
可能是強迫症的關係吧

325
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,739
他說這是報應

326
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,244
妳不會真相信這種鬼話吧？

327
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:19,375
聽好了，妳得趕快變回
以前那個酷酷女生

328
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,669
不然大家會開始起疑

329
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:24,046
我盡力

330
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,842
要不要來點化學藥品幫妳一把？

331
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,221
謝啦，萊萊

332
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:33,973
我的好姊妹

333
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:36,976
第一次老闆招待

334
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:42,023
幫我個忙，給我放輕鬆點

335
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,860
改天見，掰

336
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:46,944
掰

337
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,633
不蓋妳，我拿消防水帶對著他

338
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,093
不會吧，他怎麼反應？

339
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,846
打電話報警
把頒獎章給我的警察叫來了

340
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:16,098
整整三年時間

341
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,434
那些泰迪熊在他的草坪上跳草裙舞

342
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,978
其他鄰居一定愛死你了

343
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:22,980
低咖啡因，對吧？

344
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,233
一般就好，我想要好精神

345
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:28,653
抱歉啦

346
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,280
萊拉也喜歡重口味的

347
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,034
我是這樣沒錯

348
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,996
卡尼節的預算搞定了嗎？

349
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,750
你應該有發現我沒穿制服吧

350
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,627
我發現了

351
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,087
謝了，比爾

352
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,547
抱歉，我的錯，明天再說吧

353
00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:49,674
好主意

354
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,842
艾莉森，藍儂

355
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:57,807
嘿

356
00:25:57,932 --> 00:26:00,434
–東西忘了拿嗎？
–你是怎樣？

357
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:05,231
妳是說低咖啡因還是預算的事？

358
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,816
你知道我在說什麼

359
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,244
妳想他染髮是為了看起來更年輕

360
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,454
還是有人跟他說抹鞋油很酷？

361
00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:33,569
小艾莉

362
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,072
小檸檬

363
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,366
最愛妳了

364
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,362
當我很好玩吧

365
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,408
學業方面可能滿困難的

366
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:23,160
她的朋友、活動

367
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,246
她的生活很豐富

368
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:26,789
比你知道的豐富多了

369
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,666
什麼意思？

370
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:32,336
還真諷刺
你一直希望我能多學學她

371
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,468
沒這回事，妳在幹嘛？

372
00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:42,471
你一點都不了解她

373
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,597
要的話，妳可以留下來過夜

374
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,309
藍儂今天回來了吧

375
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:14,605
我是說，她知道了也沒什麼關係

376
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:17,233
知道一直以來我們都是炮友？

377
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,819
不用知道這麼多
就說我們在一起就好

378
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:24,949
但我們沒在一起，純粹是炮友

379
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,326
妳以前希望不只是炮友

380
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:30,704
那是很久以前的事了

381
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,874
現在這樣很好，爛得剛剛好

382
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:37,127
不是“碗盤給我放回洗碗機”那種爛

383
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:43,842
藍儂也沒艾莉森的消息嗎？

384
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:48,180
很遺憾

385
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,141
我知道你很難受…

386
00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,601
我只希望她沒事

387
00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,023
歐哈那，餐廳&民宿

388
00:30:58,107 --> 00:30:59,275
好

389
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:07,616
嘿

390
00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:11,704
我都乖乖把碗盤放回洗碗機

391
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:15,958
我明天把預算給你

392
00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:54,705
“藍儂說的沒錯

393
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,749
“我全搞砸了

394
00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:00,461
“學校、朋友，任何有意義的東西

395
00:32:01,712 --> 00:32:03,047
“都被我毀了

396
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,468
“所以我要遠走高飛
免得害更多人”

397
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:11,388
這樣不好

398
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,141
為什麼？我如果真閃人
就會說這些話

399
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:15,434
妳聽起來很難過

400
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,935
我是很難過啊

401
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:19,730
聽起來難過，大家就會想去找妳

402
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,106
想幫助妳

403
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,193
誰會突然想幫我？

404
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:28,030
從來就沒人想幫我，除了藍儂

405
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,662
妳得重寫

406
00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:38,248
每次都這樣

407
00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:41,877
這是我最後想說的話
你還是覺得不夠好

408
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,337
這不是重點

409
00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:46,715
重點是要確保沒人發現真相

410
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,092
沒人知道妳幹的事

411
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,059
你要我怎麼說？

412
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:08,028
“親愛的老爸，去你的”

413
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,365
快寫

414
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:18,706
“什麼樣的老爸只偏愛某個女兒

415
00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:22,501
“卻連假裝愛另一個女兒都不願意？

416
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:31,343
“你受不了我成績爆爛

417
00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:36,181
“假裝很幸福
這樣才能繼續自我感覺良好

418
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:42,104
“你受不了我不准你忘掉老媽

419
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:46,775
“還記得老媽嗎？

420
00:33:48,444 --> 00:33:50,612
–“那個被你逼得去自殺的女人？”
–爸…

421
00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:54,908
我不會寫出這種東西

422
00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:59,121
這樣才能搞定這件事

423
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,083
我知道妳就是這麼想的

424
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:11,967
“媽死後，你裝作她從未存在過

425
00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:18,432
“現在你也可以裝作我從未存在過

426
00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:24,271
“這樣你就不用面對
你傷我們有多深

427
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,650
“你這個人有多廢

428
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,406
“你害我的人生有多慘

429
00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:38,285
“不要來找我”

430
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,461
現在是怎樣？

431
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:49,171
怎樣？

432
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:51,590
裝這麼多監視器

433
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:54,343
小心駛得萬年船，對吧？

434
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:56,720
你問我我問誰

435
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,432
嘿，格蘭先生

436
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:01,391
嘿，強尼

437
00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:03,477
–需要幫忙嗎？
–我可以，謝了

438
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:06,522
嗨，寇特妮

439
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,856
你來幹嘛？

440
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,776
妳應該知道這裡是公共場所吧

441
00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:13,403
我來找藍儂

442
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:15,697
進屋裡看看吧，她剛下班

443
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,242
謝啦，很開心見到兩位

444
00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:48,814
嘿

445
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,357
嘿

446
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:53,485
妳在幹嘛？

447
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:57,406
坐在這裡想想小狗和彩虹

448
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,492
我想死妳了

449
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,828
真的假的？

450
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:04,997
真的

451
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,500
雖然比較想艾莉森啦，但…

452
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,546
妳覺得她如果還在會在幹嘛？

453
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,049
沒幹嘛吧

454
00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:19,511
你也知道她生活一團糟

455
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:24,016
不會是我們認識的人幹的吧？

456
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,062
不知道

457
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:34,568
我都不知道我還認不認識他們

458
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,195
大家都變了

459
00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:41,366
除了萊莉，這八婆永遠不會變

460
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,206
真希望我們能聊聊這件事

461
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,500
現在不是在聊嗎？

462
00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:51,835
我快結婚了

463
00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:55,964
我瘋狂愛著的男人
卻一點也不了解我

464
00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:57,799
他了解你啦

465
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:02,638
他都跟你融為一體了

466
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,682
除非…等等，你是零號吧？

467
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,310
我是認真的

468
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,939
知道再也沒人真正了解我
感覺很差

469
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:16,360
或許吧，沒人真正了解過任何人

470
00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:21,990
艾莉森可能會說
他們根本不了解我們

471
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:26,203
的確是她會說的話

472
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:37,965
我不曉得妳會抽菸

473
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,718
就像你說的，大家都變了

474
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,101
不是說要戒了

475
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:38,692
抽菸讓我感覺她還在

476
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,746
在人前妳要小心一點

477
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,166
我知道

478
00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:13,018
艾莉森

479
00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,273
謝謝你沒燒掉

480
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:34,289
我會想念她的

481
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:10,200
我在開車

482
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:11,660
太好了，開過來

483
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:14,746
我也想，我要工作

484
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:19,251
你一定能說服老闆放你一天假

485
00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:23,630
體育營下週開始，我們得做好準備

486
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,841
算了啦，朋友做到這

487
00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:28,260
你最好希望羊頭殺手不會來抓我

488
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,887
有凱爾在，安啦

489
00:40:30,971 --> 00:40:33,306
還是我過去跟你和教練一起過夜

490
00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:34,558
白痴欸

491
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:38,145
我…

492
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,190
我剛去找藍儂…

493
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,943
然後呢？

494
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,029
凱爾，搞屁喔？

495
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:48,989
瑪歌？

496
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,957
嘿，是我啦，你知道該怎麼辦

497
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,879
不要鬧喔，死八婆

498
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,256
我不會過去，趕快回電

499
00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:18,185
艾瑞克？

500
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:20,645
艾瑞克？

501
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,407
艾瑞克？

502
00:41:44,628 --> 00:41:46,296
靠，我來了

503
00:41:46,922 --> 00:41:48,006
天哪

504
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,447
救命哪！

505
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,743
誰來救救我！

506
00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:27,379
救救我！

507
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:53,214
簡簡單單就能撫平討人厭的皺紋

508
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:56,259
粉水晶還能招來好桃花

509
00:47:11,955 --> 00:47:13,957
字幕翻譯： 賴小獅

510
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,042
創意監督
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